werd

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 11 replies.

• toggle

  he's right here under my desk : madgrad
  • lucky man * N E C R O ' d * : Kaiser
• toggle

  he got locked in the bathroom at work : The Kool-Aid Man
  • toggle

    hey kool-aid ur record is updated now! : rookieone
    • OHH YEAH!!! : The Kool-Aid Man
• toggle

  lurker is on vacation, should be back in a few days. He wasn't too happy about it because he has no lap... : dognose
  • toggle

    Oh ok. It's like there was something missing.... : Kaiser
    • with luck, that was my last vacation! :D:D:D : lurker^2
  • I would love to be able to get away from this place for a while : smdever
  • at least its time away from work for the poor guy. : bugsY

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 18 replies.

• toggle

  *snort* *milk flies out nose* : pyide
  • toggle

    that was milk fag. : dra.
    • toggle

      should read. that wasn't milk, fag. : dra.
      • haha. : moz
      • toggle

        No, you were right the first time. You write yer essay, essay? : pyide
        • toggle

          jyeah holmes, I worked it out yoz.. nows i gotta write anutha ten page negra dis weekend on the fly tip. : dra.
          • toggle

            wurd, ra3 tonughts? : pyide
            • toggle

              it'll have to be later tonight.. like after probably 8:30 pst. remind me to install ra3.. shack m... : dra.
              • fine by me, but I am still downloading it and I might be doing something around then *cough* . so I'l... : pyide
• toggle

  yeesh, what kind of slut lets 10 year olds grab her titties?! *slams fists against table* those... : jerkinisnice
  • toggle

    its a wax statue dude. heh : pyide
    • toggle

      holy shit .. thats wax? fucking scary shit. : dra.
      • toggle

        sweet jesus YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID!!!!! *cough* i mean, yeah, very life-like and stu... : -Panther-
        • holy crap, I had a quick look, and the slut looked real man. I don't know, maybe the lack of sleep is ge... : jerkinisnice
• toggle

  I wonder if Vantage has one of those l33t Canada berets? : -Panther-
  • Bahaha. Actually, I do. ;) They were tossing them out at some event at the forks a while back. ... : Vantage
• Oh Canada. Check kid on left, nice cap. : oiRONFORGE

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 14 replies.

• flawlessly : wunderbred
• old dos games have issues, and yes : Brandino
• Q3 runs better for me in Win2K than 9x. : andromeda
• Quake engined games run better under Win2k in my experience : Toraz Chryx
• toggle

  When I was using Win 2k, I didn't have any gaming issues......I had fucking OS problems. It didn't like ... : V0lk
  • Maybe your hardware was the POS? : Toraz Chryx
  • toggle

    Win2k is like a woman. You treat it well and give it what it wants and you can never go wrong. : Drahkar
    • toggle

      No no no no. Win98se is like a woman. Treat it right, give it what it needs, and you STILL get the HBOD ... : Delithio
      • *laughs* Damn. I wish I could argue that point. But the truth is the truth. :) : Drahkar
• Only problems you will run into is games that were designed for Win95 before the coming of DirectX. ... : Drahkar
• cool cool, you guys rock : El Guapo
• Starcraft has issues playing on battle.net in win2k, where it will occasionally stop recieving UDP and t... : Mo__
• I've noticed that Games like Half-life don't work if you log in as anything less than a "power user". ... : Maddog_Delphi97

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 8 replies.

• So how does this smell? /holds something up to the monitor : Toraz Chryx
• No! My farts smell very good! : jidar
• toggle

  might smell a little funny today though...i got gas :( : mofo
  • toggle

    See, I knew you guys would understand! They just wouldn't get it at VE or anywhere else! : dognose
    • The shack is smellarrific! : Zoesch
• toggle

  If the shack had a smell, I think it's smell like a ... hrm ... probably a peppermint or a cup of coffee : wunderbred
  • Yeah, coffee... the good after dinner kind... a warm, comforting smell. HAVE YOU SNIFFED YOUR SHACK T... : dognose

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.

• thanks man, I woulda stayed in here for hours wondering why everyone was being an ass and not replying :... : wunderbred

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 6 replies.

• toggle

  I wish I had a golden retreiver :( those dogs rawk : wunderbred
  • toggle

    Yeah me too :( We have a tiny yard though, it wouldn't be happy here, and I wouldn't want to torture it... : perfektrtw
    • toggle

      We have a bigass yard, but my parents don't want one. I'm gonna wait until I get my own place, then ... : wunderbred
      • if i got two dogs, i'd name them Layne and Jerry. if one, i'd name it Marley. : cpt_gloval
• A magnificent nose. You must be proud : dognose

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 4 replies.

• toggle

  No, but you could just try entering the TCP/IP settings yourself.. : Toraz Chryx
  • toggle

    I am too stupid and lazy for that : r0lf-
    • check your shack messages : redfive

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 3 replies.

• EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!! -Rat :( : RatBastard
• haha yeah yuck : dafro

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 4 replies.

• damn codecs.. thx though : Brandino
• toggle

  fucken Media Player codec won't play the video. AND MY SUPERVISOR LEFT!!! DAMN IT!!! : mofo
  • I know! whats that codec crap!! : Brandino

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.

• OH WOW! it came with LEDS and a little electric motor! now all i need is a couple AA batteries. : cpt_gloval

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.

• AFAIGH!!?? : maalox

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.

• OMG exposed!!! : Zoesch

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 13 replies.

• toggle

  * G R U N T E D * at least do it right. you need a bold tag in there. and there asteriks are only a... : boolean
  • toggle

    give a guy a break, it was my first. btw, it doesnt end in ed. * G R U N T ' D * : male/grunt
    • just giving you the straight dope. nuke doesn't end in ed but nonetheless it is * N U K E D *, not * : boolean
• toggle

  I sense a shack character worse than I. HIIIIIYAHHH!!! : Bruce Lee
  • toggle

    Get back down here where you belong : TheSatan
    • Is there a place for me? : Ron Gallagher
    • Me encanta las peliculas con luchas! Tu Jefe, George W.Bush : George W.Bush
  • *beats Bruce Lee in a motorcycle race* AAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!! : The Fonz
  • YOU ARE NOT WORSE THAT I : Strength Coach

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 20 replies.

• HOORAY!!! : r0lf-
• toggle

  I'm sitting in a dark room in my basement, leaning against a dark wall. I will not move for 3 mon... : The_Janitor
  • toggle

    I am in the best mood now...j00 must get outta the house... : drucifer
    • No way dude, it rocks. I'm aphorizing ideas and hanging out, occasionally turning my mind to fema... : The_Janitor
• You shoulda found her and banged her got reacquainted. : [Slay]
• oil change! : redfive
• toggle

  that sounds like fun actually. I'd do that this weekend but alas everything within a 10,000 mile radius... : andromeda
  • toggle

    Standing in the middle of the gulf of mexico? :) : Zoesch
    • toggle

      yes! The Gulf of Mexico has now incorporated the all the states along its coasts... : andromeda
      • toggle

        Woohoo... and me flying over texas tomorrow... w00t!!! : Zoesch
        • toggle

          http://www.khou.com/weather/houlgdoppler.html : andromeda
          • Nah, I think I fly over dallas : Zoesch
      • Oh man, thank god I'll be out of the hurrican belt next week.... : madgrad
• toggle

  YAY! I hate meeting my ex-gf's parents... they usually start with "You know? she misses you so much..." ... : Zoesch
  • toggle

    heh...she has a kid and no husband...they really want to hook her up....she was a real hottie 8 years ag... : drucifer
    • * B I G A S S E D * : redfive
    • toggle

      Yikes... well, you never know :) But I wouldn't do that : Zoesch
      • toggle

        Agreed... : drucifer
        • Besides I though you had a gf now? : Zoesch

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 5 replies.

• toggle

  http://www.alltel.net/~bivens/photos/jeep1.jpg : Toraz Chryx
  • That's nifty : The_Janitor
• toggle

  http://www.brandino.net/picturesfirstday.htm : Brandino
  • That's gold Jerry. : The_Janitor

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 3 replies.

• roughly, yes. : Toraz Chryx
• aye : Brandino

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 3 replies.

• hrm... heh.. /me gets on mail server... grep Anarchy /var/spool/mail/* : jidar
• $&*@(#$*#@($#@(*$(#@$*#@ WHERE IS MINE#@!&*(#*@!@# : The_Janitor

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 4 replies.

• I SAID NOW~~!!!!! : Brandino
• ok, ok, i'll go watch it....wait a sec, I don't get MTV : redfive
• HAHAH i was just asked to turn down the tv it was so loud : Brandino

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.

• j00 should post the link :| http://www.thecpl.com/ : drucifer

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 6 replies.

• toggle

  OMG, lmao. doesn't anyone else find this funny? : Dig
  • yeah cracked me up : wunderbred
  • toggle

    I proclaimed George to be a stooge a long time ago. : The Media
    • toggle

      why is he such a stooge? its better than havin someone that claims they invented the internet... : afrochops
      • GW should grow a mullet. : Dig

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 11 replies.

• toggle

  i wish there were a few more details. were they just guns he was drawing? did he draw a bloody knife? ... : boolean
  • toggle

    Thats what I was thinking. That is just insane. I can't imagine all the weapons I drew when I was in... : Drahkar
    • toggle

      The boy was handcuffed by campus police for his safety WTF is that about?, anyone? : Toraz Chryx
      • Apparently drawing guns will make everyone want to attack him. And if he fights back. He might get hurt.... : Drahkar
  • toggle

    yeah, being ARRESTED for something you draw seems very harsh. Reminiscent of Nazi Germany. Now, if the k... : V0lk
    • toggle

      Or if he had even threatened someone in some way. Then I can understand it. But for just drwaing picture... : Drahkar
      • toggle

        time to start packing my bags and move to Zimbabwe : V0lk
        • Heh. Hey, know any Rich relatives or something? I'm working on developing an Organization for Colonizing... : Drahkar
• *old er news* : Brandino
• That's just complete bullshit what they did. I remember when I was younger I would always try to draw... : scythide

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 3 replies.

• you.mean.wakka.wakka.surely? : Toraz Chryx
• b00ga b00ga : blackHairySpider

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 3 replies.

• toggle

  it might work, and get rid of that unsightly plaque at the same time! : raunchy
  • that damned yellow thermal interface insulation material sticker qualifies as plaque. BTW, I'm using "d... : the archvile

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 3 replies.

• toggle

  CAMERA EYE on MOVING PICTURES 19080 First song second side of tape and LP, or 5th track on CD. : Cygnus X-1
  • hehe... : andromeda

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.

• take her to the back seat to a nice restaurant : redfive

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 17 replies.

• toggle

  I sent my resume to Circuit City via e-mail and here's the response I got: Thank you for your intere : wunderbred
  • toggle

    masturbate : Brandino
    • toggle

      my fapping wrist is hurting from work. : wunderbred
      • use a pillow : Brandino
  • toggle

    shoot the hostage punch them in the face trot down and fill out an application. : andromeda
    • toggle

      for Sales Manager? isn't that a bit....above my head? : wunderbred
      • toggle

        for sales associate... I'm guessing that position entails the usual flunky customer service stuff. : andromeda
        • toggle

          I can handle that, I bet it pays decent. : wunderbred
          • You'd be suprised. If I'm not mistaken, Circuit City works off a comission system. Fucking pretentious s... : Delithio
        • toggle

          sales associate means working on the floor selling stuff to customers. customer service reps (who handl... : boolean
          • Porn actresses also work a lot on the floor... <Rimshot> : Zoesch
  • Sniff their ear! >:( : dognose
  • stick it up their ass GO on down. What can it hurt? : madgrad
  • toggle

    screw them; they're totally on commission. You only get paid twice every month, and it's based on what ... : the archvile
    • Besides.. Everytime I go in there, it seems like they have 5-6 more people on the floor than they need..... : Delithio
• shhhhh : afrochops

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 16 replies.

• toggle

  what is your new job? : cpt_gloval
  • toggle

    Manual labor. Framing houses. Ouch. : wunderbred
    • toggle

      i've heard framing is where it's at when it comes to manual labor. supposedly finishing is a bitch. : cpt_gloval
      • I've worked w/ my dad at it for about 5 summers straight. Today was my first day. Parts of it are fun,... : wunderbred
      • the worst part about finishing or remodeling is the asshole homeowners who don't want to pay and are nev... : the archvile
• what job might that be? gigalo? : elosorojo
• toggle

  i hope thats not your fapping wrist :) : tomservo
  • toggle

    yes. yes it is :((((( : wunderbred
    • nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * F A P P I C A P P E D * : tomservo
• toggle

  Clumsy a$$. : Renocide
  • toggle

    omg get your smiley ass out there with me and we'll see how you like it. : wunderbred
    • You forget titty baby I work in a warehouse...YOU get in there with ME and we'll seee how YOU like it!!! : Renocide
• toggle

  * P H O T O M A N I P U L A T E D ' D * : The_Janitor
  • toggle

    lol right : wunderbred
    • No, I meant I'm going to manipulate those. Unless... you already have... *narrows eyes* : The_Janitor

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 3 replies.

• toggle

  Blah, notebooks are too expensive. : Warlock
  • Yes. Yes they are. For a decent notebook you are looking at spending at least in the range of $2500. ... : Drahkar

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.

• Roffles. : The_Janitor

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 4 replies.

• toggle

  until it starts raining ! : Maarten Goldstein
  • And that's when it rains in California. : Kiwi Man
  • That's right! It rains to give people a break from the Rolling Blackouts. Heh. : Drahkar

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 8 replies.

• toggle

  lemmie rephrase that... can someone that runs winME create a home networking disk and post it somewhere ... : r0lf-
  • toggle

    no one around here is stupid enough to run ME! : Brandino
    • toggle

      DAAAAhhhhhhhh!!! : r0lf-
      • toggle

        Get Win2k SP2 if you want to run something other than Win98. WinME should never have been released. ... : Drahkar
        • toggle

          I know... I need to get the iso from another computer on the network, but I need to setup the network so... : r0lf-
          • toggle

            Isn't that the same thing? : Drahkar
            • I need the Win2k SP2 ISO from the other computer so I can burn it and install it on this machine. : r0lf-

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 4 replies.

• read the text Steve wrote for werd right above this. =) : andromeda
• toggle

  you = not paying attention hud_fastswitch 1 : Brandino
  • i am a moron. : raunchy