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by Steve Gibson, Jun 02, 2001 6:21am PDTAll T-shirt orders from Thursday and Friday morning were canned for a new lower $16.50 price tag (read here). You must re-order your shirt! Thanks to the amazing response we're getting for allowing the price to drop so quickly. Actually I'm moving the story from late last night over so hopefully most people will see it. Some high school kid asked me to buy him some beer when I was walking into the grocery store yesterday evening. I'm old as all hell now.. damn that sucked. I hate that punk. I'm all of 25. bah. Movie: Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble
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HOORJ!
2001 Silver Honda Accord!
HOORJ
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So, the other day I'm chillin with Grandma and she says to me "What does that say on your shirt there?" and I realize I'm wearing my 'WTF?' T-Shirt... so I say W-T-F.
She presses further, what does that mean? So, quick goat-thinking I say "Who's Totally Funky?" and do a little dance and then go "I am, I am". She called me a silly goose, and then all was right with the world.
Moral of the story: I'm a smart motherfucker.
Lesson of the story: Who's Totally Funky? I am. I am.
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If you want to impress your online friends with your cleverness, * N U K E D S P E A K * may be an option for you! If you wish to use * N U K E D S P E A K * to express your cleverness, you should know a few little rules before going out to play.
Proper format is very important. There is nothing like appearing to be a dimwit unfamiliar with appropriate form, when you're trying to look clever. The proper format for a reference in * N U K E D S P E A K * is:
(a) red text
(b) bolded
(c) single spaced letters
(d) starts and ends with an asterisk
(e) past tense verb (more on this later)
(f) capital letters
For example, to produce * N U K E D *, one would write r]{b[ * N U K E D *]r{}rb}b[r.
Common errors include forgetting the single spaces: *INCORRECT'D*, forgetting bold, * W A Y W R O N G ' D * or leaving out asterisks, V E R Y W E A K ' D. Of course, shacktagging will happen to careless posters quite often.
Newbies in particular will be seen commiting several errors on top of each other.
For (e) above, the common way of placing any word in the english language into the past tense verb class is by appending ' D to the phrase in question.
For example, say you inadvertently posted something that implied your Mom was having buttsex. I could post * M O M B U T T S E X *, but an appended ' D will add impact to the witticisim, as it describes your posting as an action. * M O M B U T T S E X ' D *. Even better would be to combine 1337 speak, and write * M O M B U T T S E X 0 R ' D *.
Hopefully, this little posting will help you improve your skills at * N U K E D S P E A K *.
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http://home.adelphia.net/~hawkeye/images/crytek/oceanview.jpg
note: you can't tell in this screenshot but that water is rippling...not just distorting, it's really rippling
http://home.adelphia.net/~hawkeye/images/crytek/water.jpg
http://home.adelphia.net/~hawkeye/images/crytek/vista.jpg
If you aren't impressed please leave the gaming scene now.
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HOORJ
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Nice.
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92% complete
why is it now slow? >:(
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heh
http://www.finalfantasy.com/production/character/top.htm
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http://goatsespeaks.9ug.com/
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If I come back, PLEASE goatsecx me. Do not make me want to stay here any longer.
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I want to make a giant goatse.cx poster, but where would i put it? what would i do with it? god damn, wouldn't that be the ultimate prank!? some one give me some bad ideas!
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i used to have one, but they changed it, and i was signed up for the mailing list on my old e-mail address. anyone wanna help me out?
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http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1352410
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Like the Duke 4 DVD
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Jurrasic 5 - Quality Control
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OHHHH YEAHHHH!
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and say pr0n is your anti-drug.
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The other day you said you loved me.
It was the single most perfect moment of my life.
As I walked home that day, I looked up at the sky.
I was so happy, it was hard to make myself not cry.
I tried to stop thinking about it, but I couldn't.
I tried to chase the words from my mind, but leave me they wouldn't.
You said you loved me, Thank you for saying it.
It was the single most perfect moment of my life.
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My heart pounds faster and faster.
I feel my blood pressure rise.
My cheeks fluch with colour.
When I look into your eyes.
Can you see the way I feel?
I'm lost in your piercing gaze.
I just can't help loving you.
Love has put me in a daze.
Whenever our eyes meet.
I can't help but look away.
My eyes are still wandering.
I want to look at you all day.
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I swear if you people laugh, i will hunt you down, rip out your eyeballs and feed em to some fat kid.
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like does madOnion make any money?
heh
and if not.. how do they run?
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http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=758764
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http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1353904 (read the post before it)
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