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• and you're about to go de-rez! : kenmis
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  In BASIC!!! 10 PRINT "I'M PART OF THE VANTAGE AI" 15 GOTO 10 : Zoesch
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    that reminds me of this autistic guy that was in some of my classes in high school. this one guy I knew ... : paper chase guy
    • (RADIO) I'm surrounded by hax0r freaks, need backup : rookieone
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      ROFLMAO!!! That guy (The Autist) rocks! : Zoesch
      • yeah, he was always trying to bust us for playing NLsnipes on the school LAN (that was about the only ne... : paper chase guy
    • what kind of drawings did he do?? : klerck
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  I am Spartacus Vantage : Jonathan
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    I find your lack of Vantage disturbing : Zoesch
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      We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted Vantage and a bag of fertilizer. You... : Jonathan
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        I'm going to make you a Vantage you cannot refuse! : Zoesch
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          Uncle Avi: What should I call you? Bullet? Tony? Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Vantage if it mak... : Jonathan
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            Be careful out there, you might as well loose your Vantage as well as your heart : Zoesch
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              I'm Vantage. You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best. : Jonathan
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                "You are not a beautiful and unique Vantage" : kenmis
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                  Are you happy to see me or is that a Vantage in your pants? : Zoesch
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                    I had to kill Vantage because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake. : Jonathan
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                      Klaatu Vantage Niktu! : Zoesch
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                        All right you primitive screwheads, listen up! This... is my VANTAGE! : kenmis
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                          You know what Vantage means? It means to raise the dead, and who do you think you are to believe you can... : Zoesch
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                            oh my god! they killed vantage! you bastards! : kenmis
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                              Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Vantage is. You have to see it for yourself. : Jonathan
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                                Where you from private? "sir texas sir!" Texas! only steers and vantage come from texas, and you d... : kenmis
                                • You want to explain the math of this to me? I mean, where's the sense in risking the lives of the eight ... : Jonathan
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                                  What the hell is a Vantage anyway? : Zoesch
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                                    dunno, i'm sure he'll get a kick out of this when he sees it, though. : kenmis
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                                      I was quoting Jhonny Mnemonic : Zoesch
                                      • damn, i only saw that movie once! : kenmis
                                  • he is everywhere : drucifer
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                                    They may take our lives, but they'll never take our VAAANNTTTAAAGGGGEE!!!!!!!! : Torias
                                    • You know the Bible? My Vantage is longer than that : Zoesch
                            • There must be an explanation, a pattern, a Vantage, something that can explain this phenomenon! : Zoesch
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                        Hey Vantage, have you ever been mistaken for a man? : Jonathan
                        • All right, Vantage, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas f... : Jonathan
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                    "Reach into the bag, and find my wallet" "how will i know which one is yours?" "it's the one that ... : kenmis
                    • "ohh that one, it was worthless so I threw it in the garbage" : Hizzow
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  I've got a theory that "klerck" is one of vantage's characters : Torias
  • Yes my padawan! : Zoesch

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  no booga booga today */me is disappointed : rookieone
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    [sorry - b00ga b00ga...]s /me does the happy spider dance : blackHairySpider
    • but not on my toothbrush again please : rookieone
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  Spiders don't have antenna you goof... : Vantage
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    err, antennae I mean... : andromeda
    • oh boy... : blackHairySpider
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      damn sticky 'e' key. >:( : Vantage
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        ys indd. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE : andromeda
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          something odd happened there but I'm not sure what? : Jonathan
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            nothing to see here, move along : blackHairySpider
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              I smell cover up!!!! : Jonathan
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                You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!!! : drucifer
                • That's because Truth is non-corporeal, fool!!! : Vantage
          • [Everything is status quo.]s]- : subliminal message
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      * E X P O S E D ? ? ? * : Zoesch
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        wha? What are you talking about? *blink* : andromeda
        • We're all part of the Vantage AI, she's the sideral part : Zoesch
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        actually, it's not what you think. Vantage is my husband... : andromeda
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          !!! I thought we were going to keep that a secret!? >:( : Vantage
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            Danger... Danger... AI Malfunction... shutting down...}g : Zoesch
            • Danger Danger... * S H A C K T A G G E D * : Zoesch
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              http://home.adelphia.net/~drewm/SHACKTAGG.jpg : drucifer
              • whoah... hehehe : andromeda
              • HEAD LIKE AN ASSHOLE? : Zoesch
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            heh, may as well come clean. These are our friends, remember? =) : andromeda
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              /hands Andromeda soap Okay, we're listening. What else do you have to confess? : Packet Loss
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                I'm leaving Vantage for dognose. : andromeda
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                  Are you sure Vantage isn't dognose? : Packet Loss
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                    ... oh my... : andromeda
                    • ha haha! Looks like vantage has all his corners coverd, eh? : kenmis
                  • *sshhh* You'll give everything away!! : Vantage
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                  No, you must not... I have a terrible secret to confess too! : Zoesch
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                    I'M VANTAGE'S LONG LOST BROTHER WHO YOU THOUGHT WAS LOT IN A JUNGLE AFTER HIS MISSIONARY PLANE GOT SHOT : Zoesch
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                      Cue soap music! : Packet Loss
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                        Don't miss the next episode of DAYS OF OUR SHACK! : Zoesch
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                          Will Andromeda leave Vantage? Will dognose welcome her with open arms? Will dognose be shocked to learn ... : Packet Loss
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                            Cue soap ending music! : Zoesch
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                              MUSIC, PLEASE. : Bingo the Clowno
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                                No! It's time for my watermelon smashing antics and my worthless rants, don't dare steal my TV space fro : Ron Gallagher
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                                  WHACK! : Rolled Up Newspaper
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                                    b00ga b00ga : blackHairySpider
                                    • *GRINDS SQUISHY WISHY SPIDER INTO MUSH* : Big Heavy Boot
                                    • Hello little spider <Brandishes Mallet>, I'm going to squish you for what you did to my watermelon the o : Ron Gallagher
                              • Bingo? Bingo the Clowno? : seemlar
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    the don't have afros either.... : blackHairySpider
    • my 'y' must have gotten stuck...'they' : blackHairySpider

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  http://freepages.ugo.com/fatmike/files/images/Clipboard.jpg : fat mike
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    I thought he asked for killer desktops? =] : TreMetal
    • yeah and it kills my heart everytime i look at that cutie : fat mike
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  http://www.odstock.demon.co.uk/Untitled-1.jpg : chinchilla
  • couldn't get more generic, heh? : wolfnipplechips
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    pay specific attemtion to the start button :P : chinchilla
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      nice : fat mike
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        baah, childs play!!! ;) : wolfnipplechips
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          haven't changed it since it was the Q2 logo fom when it was all day-glo blue, I made a FAP icon to stick... : chinchilla
          • * R E G I S T R Y H A X O R E D * : boolean
    • I like my start button too! http://freepages.ugo.com/dognose/files/dogtop.jpg : dognose
  • uber-link? I just Alt+255 my NN and My comp... : indeego
• A few of the Unreal 2 screenshots make killer desktop pics. Mine is currently the one with the brown/gr... : Poor Yurik
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  Here's mine. http://www.trilobite.org/botd/rat_desk.jpg I got it in a box of Cracker Jacks. -Rat : RatBastard
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    Shacknews: It gets you chicks with dicks? : chinchilla
    • Who? What? Where? Why? ;) -Rat : RatBastard
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    holy crap!!! that thing left me shakin'. WTF is with you posting such an ugly desktop!!!??? : wolfnipplechips
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      I'm just fucking with you guys. That's an old Atari ST desttop blown up to 800x600 with a fake Netsca... : RatBastard
      • I sure hope so! That was damn nasty!! =P : wolfnipplechips
      • Whew! I almost started crying there. : kaibosh
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    a menubar ala mac os : boolean
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      probably what os-x will turn out to be... : chinchilla
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        OS-X will look like 1983-era GEM? Wow. Who'd a thunk it? -Rat : RatBastard
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          Its made by the same crew, so who knows what will happen. : chinchilla
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            the same crew as what? : boolean
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              as the sort of thing you find on a maquarium : chinchilla
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                the hell is a maquarium? : boolean
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                  maquarium: http://www.applefritter.com/hacks/macquarium/macquarium.jpg : chinchilla
                  • Omg, awesome? : maalox
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            Um, no. GEM had nothing to do with the Mac OS, and was almost killed off when Apple sued the hell out... : RatBastard
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              aye the (in)famous palo alto research center. i just drove by their current and old buildings today. t... : boolean
              • They were suing the makers of GEM for infringing on Apple's "Look and Feel", completely ignoring the f... : RatBastard
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          funny you should mention that. apple describes their buttons and bars in os x as polished gems. : boolean
          • And they look like ass. I'm sorry, but OS-X just looks lame as hell. -Rat : RatBastard
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  here this is what i'm running right now.. but there some cooler desk grabs that i've taken... jus e... : kaber
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    Holy shit, why the FUCK do you people multitask so many goddamn windows, apps, and taskbar utils at the ... : Poor Yurik
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      lol that's nothing man. tonight i'm not even busy. usually my bar is like 2-3 times full http://ww... : kaber
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        what the hell do you need that many things open for? : wolfnipplechips
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          you will eventually. sooner or later your going to be opening up so many things for referncfes, info , ... : kaber
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            I've got 512MB ram, but I still close programs that I'm not using. I don't think I would ever use that ... : wolfnipplechips
            • :) : kaber
          • o yea. when i'm at work i usually have open: 2 IE instances, K-meleon, textpad, absoluteFTP, an ssh wi... : boolean
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    nooooo, WindowBlinds.... I will nevar fall to the dark-side : chinchilla
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      yes you will. unless you switch to linux's ide hehe : kaber
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        gah, I hate that software soo much. : chinchilla
        • heh there's a lot of themes as well. : kaber
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      Useless decorations that just eat up processor cycles. I use my system to run apss, not star at my ub... : RatBastard
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        you don't stare well technically you do. i've must have stared at this screen for like 5-6 hours in a ... : kaber
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          If I had a clue as to what you were talking about I might be able to come up with a reasonable responc... : RatBastard
          • nevermind then. me to tired right now. : kaber
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    netscape and ie running? why? : kenmis
    • applets no work in ie : kaber
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    are still studying at this hour??!! ack... : wolfnipplechips
    • lol you haven't been to my site i guess? this stuff is my life :) : kaber
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  #1965, http://indeego.homestead.com/files/earthmap.jpg That's a 60 Meg! Bitmap of the earth 6400x3... : indeego
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    that desktop has 1995 so written all over it ;) learn to MULTITASK heh it's just so plane for m... : kaber
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      #2039, Fuck I build and break systems all day long... I've rebuilt that box probably 20 times in the las... : indeego
      • :) : kaber
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      Multitaskers rule =) My friends have no idea why I have so many windows open at the same time... ... : maalox
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        #2043, 10 Windows open tops. After that don't you spend too much time Alt+Tabbing through shit? : indeego
        • Not really... my desktop is usually like this: winamp 2-4 browser windows 2-4 folders containing va... : maalox
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  not killer but.... http://www.astronomica.org/images/booldesk.jpg oh and this is just funny http:... : boolean
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    That eye background is fucking sweet Where did joo get it? : maalox
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      deviantart.com : boolean
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        I can't find it : maalox
        • http://www.deviantart.com/deviation.php?id=26839 : boolean
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  http://www.live-web.com/images/desktop.jpg Nothing amazing, but peaceful to look at. : NotACommunist
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    Peaceful? You have Netscape and IE on there... looks like the start of a war to me! : dognose
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      I'm a webmonkey...I often have to make sure sites work in both browsers. : NotACommunist
      • I run both too... IE for thee Shack and Netscape for everything else -- good cookie and javascript prote... : dognose
  • http://dupayosh.boltpages.com/images/desktopfrost2.jpg : Ass Cobra
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  Nothing impressive: http://www.nofadz.com/b3scripts/stuff/desktop.jpg That's one from the last post-a : Manwë Súlimo
  • oo! im in one of the chat windows! :D : fatbeaner
  • i dont gice a fuck about my desktop, noone sees it http://www.chez.com/rookieone/desktop.htm : rookieone
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  this aint bad. http://www.phrack.net/shots/2001_04_03_200428_shot.jpg : chinchilla
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    WINDOWBLINDS'D : rookieone
    • Looks like Lunix to me! : Manwë Súlimo
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      ahem, try again. that aint windows. : chinchilla
      • sorry but ive never seen such a cool GUI for LUNIX. It loks like some skins for Windowblind though(taskb... : rookieone
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        gnome... : drucifer
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          is that GNOME project still around? i remembered that they were supposed to develop a GUI that was going... : fatbeaner
          • http://developer.gnome.org/ : chinchilla