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Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, May 23, 2001 6:00pm PDT
Related Topics – Wack News

I've gotten a few emails from people telling me that the few moments before ER they get butterflies in their stomach. It's like matching the first 5 numbers on match 6 lotto on your wedding day waiting for the pregnancy test results. Except in this case instead of losing out on the lotto and getting hitched to some woman you hardly know because you knocked her up in a drunken stupor you get to read about other peoples misfortunes and wacky stuff. It's great!

- Mingle with spies. They steal government secrets and now they just rob you blind for paying to be on a boat with them! - Spam bills are still having trouble getting through our legal system. Doh. - Here's a quick tip.. if you're going to rob a bank make sure and get rid of the evidence... not send it ot the Laundromat. - I would have kept the cello for at least a week. Would have made the guy more thankful. - Everyone congratulate Pizza Hut on their latest promotional stunt taking advantage of the Russian space dudes needing cash. - The Attrition.org guys are calling it quits on mirroring hacked websites.
Lastly, here's an interesting question for the evening. Are computers and technology making kids more or less intelligent? (Thanks Stomped) I'd say neither. Computers are refocusing kids.

























  • Lowtax - TONKA HYAH, yes, I do that! When I have time I write many pages! Teach and learn! Many good things! We write about Learning Box and Box of Trial!

    Colleen - What's the "box of Trial"?

    Lowtax - Learning enviroment! We teach Myiama when she does bad, we place in her Box of Trial and have small radio we talk through, say "You have done it very badly Myiama, we are very much displease with you actions!" It like "time out" or standing in corner, we teach disipline!

    Colleen - I understand what you'r trying to teach but I'm not sure if that's the most effective way to teach that. : (

    Lowtax - No, it work! We put Myiama in box, me and wife get outside box and shove it around, shaking it! We turns lights off and on and make ghost sounds to scare, then throw things inside box, we shout "NO MYIAMA! YOU MAKE WRONG DECISION! YOU SEE BAD OUTCOME NOW! LEARN YOU LESSON!"

    Lowtax - She afriad of squid, we shout outside box in ghost voice "HYAH, we squid, we come to get you!" and scares her into knowing what we say! It is hard learning, but we care for daughter and needs her to know, understand?

    Lowtax - She afraid of squid, crazy child!