E3 Pictures Day 1

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• *fap* indeed! : haokah
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  She's a bit "chunky", don't you think? (Yes, I'm a sexist pig, but these are booth babes. They should... : RatBastard
  • She's no more than like 105 lbs. : Barbarian
  • yeah sure! If you think the ideal woman looks like a skeleton with breasts. : jidar
• i'd like to *fap* inside those butt cheeks. Mmmmmm... : mofo
• From last year's E3, Maarten snapped this shot of the D00k girls and I. I wonder if it's the same model(... : LeftE

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• hahahaha.. oh my god thats funny.... "I must be in heaven, no wait I must be in hell arrggghhhh" : baron calamity
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  yeah, why the hell would anyone want to go to be teased so mercilessly : ariakaz
  • heh, yeah.. you just wish you were there. : jidar

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  Why, Ezekiel the Rapist, of course! : firebone
  • with an emphasis on -iel : firebone
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  www.shacknews.com/funk.y?person=LeftE , friend of mine. : Maarten Goldstein
  • oh. i saw his nick change to Hexagon yesterday in #shugashack, so i gathered you knew one another :> : Gimik
• No one can own the Plastic Cowboy Hat, but I am its caretaker during the year... Look for it at QuakeCon... : LeftE

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  OMG what is that thing Cygnus is holding, is it the Duke video on CD or some kick ass thing like that, o... : dognose
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    Duke/Max DVD : Maarten Goldstein
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      He is so gonna get mugged : dognose
      • I will be your alibi : Torias
    • see if you can get some extra from 3DR and hold a raffle here on the shack! : Torias
• coolies! friday afternoon at work passes quickly when there shack stuff happening :) : Torias
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  people acctually still wear Ocean Pacific clothes?? i thought those went out of style in 1988 : -=kodiak=-
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    i'm glad not to give a shit about style :) : Maarten Goldstein
    • Don't worry maarten, i have Op shirts too. It's like sporting old skool rap. : firebone
• Steve make hella money posting ads on Maarten's forehead! :) : butch_toenail
• THE PLASTIC COWBOY HAT OWNS YOU! HELLS YES, it made it! WOOP! Please send all thanks via Shackmsg to me ... : LeftE

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• yuppers : Maarten Goldstein

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  where are the chicks? : ariakaz
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    I guess not many qualified chicks apply... there is a shortage of female computer game developers... I ... : Torias
    • there's a shortage of smart pretty women period : ariakaz
• looks like the man-train has derailed at 3D Realms' offices : V0lk
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  Cool link, thanks. Learned 2 things from that -- one was that a 3DR employee (Charlie W.) worked on s... : dognose
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    they were independant, he did those with sunstorm : grifter
    • Yeah but that a 3DR guy worked on them is pretty cool, and explains a lot. They were good (esp. Duke it... : dognose

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• because it's a huge conspiracy to keep open source down : klerck
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  Well now, isn't that cute. I wonder if the backers of the "other" linux box knew this was coming out? : baron calamity
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    Indrema? Open source is doomed in real markets. : klerck
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      You dont get it do you? I expect some of you to whine because thats in your nature. With respect you... : black
      • *NOBODY CARES'D I sure hope you copied and pasted that from somewhere, or at least saved a copy for u : Torias
      • "And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon!" - Montgomery Scott : Ulkesh
      • I'm sorry but I don't see an "open source" console that may or may not make it to market as being either : Sludgehead
• seems pretty cool but I'm personally waiting for those DirecTV receivers w/ Tivo built in to drop in pri... : ariakaz

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• oh youre way ahead of me : snuff

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• thanks : Torias

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  She'll by old and crusty by the time j00 get there next year! : avixe
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    nnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo : tomservo
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      Fortunately she has a son : avixe
      • yes fortunatley.... FOR YOU : tomservo

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• damn that guy in the blue shirt is NOT being subtle... : lacker
• Yeah! It was from last year. Not that I know anything about that, tho : cosmicc
• E*R*E*C*T*I*O*N*'D* : V0lk

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• i suppose one more look at it doesn't hurt : ariakaz
• I'm getting sore, so it does hurt... http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1270732 fap-fap..fap..-fap : cosmicc

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  That Duke Nukem looks like Double J. : Ass Cobra
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    essentially you just admitted to watching wrestling wait... : hawkeye
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      hahha, didn't know wtf double j was.. thanks for the info.. *EXPOSED* : jidar
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        Wrestling rules. :) But Double J sucks cock. That guy just looks exactly like him. : Ass Cobra
        • LISTEN UP SLAP NUTZ : -=kodiak=-

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  Well GOD has this thing for skanks dressed up as school girls. (even though no school girls dress like t... : baron calamity
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    i know school girls dressed like that : El Guapo
    • let me clarify, i believe those who go to ursuline academy (sp?) in dallas tx have the red dresses, whil... : El Guapo

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  WARCRAFT III !!! : ariakaz
  • don't get too excited.. it won't be out until some time next year :) : klerck

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  Is old sTeve going bald? :( sTeve, you need new ultimate cool groovy haircut! : firebone
  • may I suggest Tyler Durden from FightClub? : Brandino

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• I call it "incentive to get more exercise" : Torias
• Levelord is my HERO. : Gerudo

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  Norway??? j00 near Klepp? : dognose
  • Sorry -- answer in EEER please? : dognose

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• Jacob "p0rky" Gibson sTeve's jolly cousin! : firebone
• I belive that's George Brussard (or however you spell it) of 3DR. -Rat : RatBastard
• it's your mam : TERATOGEN
• Thats George "Famished" Broussard, no? : ---D1cKy-Mo3---

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• I scoff at the fellow in the pink shirt and camcorder. : firebone
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  Huh? That's no where near 16. That's at least 21! George and The Boys might be perves, but they're ... : RatBastard
  • <shrug> : cygnus
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    Besides, even if they ARE 16.. there's no law against 16 year olds in skimpy clothing. : Vantage
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      There is in the bible son, the only time a sixteen year old girl should be semi naked is for her uncle o... : firebone
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        No no, 13 and up is fair game in the Bible! : Vantage
        • What? IS SATAN BECKONING YOU BOY? BURN IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL FOREVER, SATAN SPAWN! : firebone
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  16 my ass... dude, look at them, at least 20... and maximum skank(TM) : Zoesch
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    Davecrazy would go for any of em. : firebone
    • He'll go for anything... including a tree stump if the proper cavities are there... :) : Zoesch

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• {shacktagg'ed}r *sniff* : cosmicc
• * S H A C K T A G G E D * http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?error=<center><font%20size=6>MAARTEN%20THE%... : firebone

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  the short dude isn't Maarten : hawkeye
  • ya, its tom green : judge
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  The shack has been gay! Join the party... *wink* : jidar
  • you've got the idea! :< : moz
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  Maaaaaa'eeen doesn't grab crotches. He grabs them by the lawn and holds on. it's a heterosexual re... : firebone
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    i'm grabbing the boobies and taking pics : Maarten Goldstein
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      Good for you. You must admit, the b00bies are nicer here in the states. :P : firebone
      • 100% natural too :< : moz
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      where are your pictures you beast?! You've dissapointed the shack community : moz
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        there's one shot of me but it's a plastic cowboy hat one. : Maarten Goldstein
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          well, why havn't you uploaded it! :) : Torias
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            slowly rolling those out :) : Maarten Goldstein
            • Will you please give a big sloppy hug and kiss to everyone who is there from 3DR for me? :( : dognose
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              are you on a dial up from the hotel or something? :) you guys really should consider selling plastic ... : Torias
              • yeah slow ass 56k connection :D : Maarten Goldstein
    • So, when you tell the hot babes you're Dutch, do they tell you to "Say something in European!" : dognose

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  I think they were just hired strippers, maybe that was one of the "schemes" they picked out for the show... : judge
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    I would assume they are the GOD girls. : jidar
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      I thought that they were strippers promoting duke nukem 4 ever : judge
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        isn't DNF gonna be published by GOD? I don't recall exactly... : jidar
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          not sure, but that is the DNF stage because its got those nifty flames around it. besides if it was the... : judge
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            Ah hell, I dunno. 3drealms site doesn't say who's publishing, maybe they are gonna publish themselves. *... : jidar
            • Apogee? : firebone
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          yeah, looks like it. check out levelord's hat http://www.shacknews.com/screens.x/e3_2001//2/thumbs/0517... : Gimik
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            "I WOULDN'T WANT HIM TOUCHING MY BUNS" : firebone
            • "You think them glasses make ya look cool or somethin?" : jidar
            • he reminds me of Salvadore Dali; guess it's the 'stache. : Gimik
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              hmm, just about as funny the second time around, but looks like you got responses this time! : judge
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                I said it bettar. : firebone
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                  I can just see him getting all serious, " Do you know the STREET VALUE OF THESE BUNS!!"! : judge
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                    omg, hes gonna smoke the buns : jidar
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                      hahaha : Gimik
                      • he looks like he already smoked a couple, and is all like WTF these aren't the buns I had Maarten Bring ... : judge
• i was thinking the same thing : [sikander]

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  http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1270751 : judge
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    phew... if that was how maarten looked now, there'd be no way I'd ever touch pot... : Torias
    • HAAAHAAHHAAAAAAAA : jidar
    • no, pot makes you look like this http://www.shacknews.com/screens.x/e3_2001//1/thumbs/051701_e3_10.jpg ... : Gimik
• IT IS APACHE FROM VOODOO EXTREME! its actually cygnus x-1 : firebone

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  hey wtf that's lowtax from somethingawful.com isn't it. : judge
  • heh, yeah. : jidar
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    he's just as wacky in real life as online : Maarten Goldstein
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      who is the guy in front of him? he looks familiar as well. : judge
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        that's Raven's Rick Johnson. : Maarten Goldstein
        • Rick Johnson? Rofl.. you made that up... right? : jidar
        • ah ok thnx. If he has any common sense at all I would think he wouldn't want lowtax behind him though. ... : judge
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      I imagine so. The movies on somethingawful are very funny indeed. "OH MY GOD- DOT COM RACERS!" : firebone
      • heheh, those steal of a century vidoes cracked me up, once I got past the WTF stage : judge