Duke Nukem Video Tonight

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• Either The Rock or Hard Boiled. : avixe
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  The Killer. Hard Boiled following close behind. : seemlar
  • hard boiled, then the killer for me.. : TwiLyght
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  Current I really like Brendon Frasier and would like to see him do more action. However for a true actio... : baron calamity
  • Last Action Hero : avixe
  • GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE! ITS GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE! STRONG AS HE CAN BE! WATCH OUT FOR TH... : TwiLyght
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    BRUCE CAMPBELL MOTHERBITCHES : mistreated
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      Bruce Campbell = BITCH : seemlar
      • Has Bruce Campbell ever done an action movie? (No evil dead series doesn't count. More of a comedy horro... : baron calamity
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  I can't say my "favourite" cause i'm forgetting so many. Die Hard (the first and best) was great. ... : Torias
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    There are quite a few that are very close. Predator, Aliens, Face/Off, Ronin. : avixe
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      not a fan of ronin particularly.. it was enjoyable, but in my mind not as good as the others. hopefu... : Torias
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        hey, the thread can't actually BE on-topic, the "topic" was cancelled. : CharlieManson
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          ronin had some of the best car chases in recent memory : TwiLyght
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            Only topped by Taxi and Taxi 2 :) ... now why are that three FRENCH MOVIES? : Sander Pilon
            • and Herbie The Love Bug! : TwiLyght
  • #986 yeah ive got die heard on tape, if u ask me its got everything a action movie needs. Im into thou... : disembodied potato
  • Oh we are talking about the movies. Ok Well as much as I'll be hated but the Matrix is way up there on m... : baron calamity
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  porn always make for good action movies : TwiLyght
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    The Sperminator Terminator wasn't bad : CharlieManson
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      The second had some cool moments, but the first was better. : seemlar
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        i think even cameron agreed to that : TwiLyght
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          I'm personally disgusted that they're making a third. Totally unnecessary, with a high probability of... : seemlar
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            i don't like how the producers won't sell the franchise back to cameron only because they want to make m... : TwiLyght
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              Has he made a movie since Titanic? : baron calamity
              • James Cameron's Dark Angel maybe counts? :) : Paranoid Android
              • first he was working on a space documentary-type thing on mir, then that crashed, literally.. then he c... : TwiLyght
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            speaking of the rock, isn't that transvestite "chyna" going to be the baddy terminator in t3? : Torias
            • No, "she" may play Wonder Woman... Still pains me to type that.. : baron calamity
            • Thats why I REALLY detest the fact its being made. I mean, how cool is it going to look having a woma... : seemlar
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        yeah, the first one influenced me a lot. I have and love to wear a long black trench coat like the o... : Torias
        • Yeah, I like that about it as well. The "I'll be back" line is a classic for a reason. Not much is a... : seemlar
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      has anyone read many of Phillip K Dick's short stories? There were three stories he wrote during the... : Torias
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        I haven't but I should. BTW the Terminator was taken from the story "Demon with a Glass Hand". A law sui... : baron calamity
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          who wrote that short story? : Torias
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            I know I'm going to screw up the name because I can't spell. Harlen Ellis? : baron calamity
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              Harlan Ellison, and he's a total asshole. : seemlar
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                hahahahha are you refering to his statements about star trek? you gotta admit, he was jerked around a ... : Torias
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                  That, other things... and did you ever see his two page, caps lock on tirade about people on the interne... : seemlar
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                    nup linkies? ;) : Torias
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                      http://www.speculations.com/kick.htm The mans a nut case. : seemlar
                      • He also needs to turn of the caps lock off.. : baron calamity
                      • heh, cool. all the best ones are. : Torias
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                        Site Map : Speculations Harlan Ellison's Kick Internet Piracy appeal has been moved to http://www.geoc... : Torias
                        • and that link dies as well, damn yahoo fucks : Torias
                        • Heh, it was quite thoroughly Slashdotted. : seemlar
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                        I just read it. I had no idea that whole books were being posted. : baron calamity
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                          there are lots of book pirates.... just don't ask them to burn you a copy.. i can't get to the link th... : Torias
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                            Find it odd that someone who writes about the future can't find a way to cope with it.. : baron calamity
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                              Also, a writer who types out an appeal to netizens in Caps Lock? : avixe
                              • see 1083 : Torias
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                          Mirror: http://www-personal.monash.edu.au/~barnesm/kick.htm : seemlar
                          • if you want to read it, copy and paste it into word. select all. go to format menu and select change cas... : Torias
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                  Well he use to do an editorial every week for Sci Fi Buzz in which he spent every week insulting fans of... : baron calamity
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                    heh, oh. ah well, he probably felt we weren't reading it properly... "true" sci-fi is apparently sup... : Torias
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                      Or 'SF', Speculative Fiction. : seemlar
                      • yeah. I do enjoy sci-fi that fits that strict definition, stuff that's more about the idea / concept th... : Torias
        • oh wow, harlan ellison, I love his work!!! http://www.upcomingmovies.com/demonwithaglasshand.html ... : Torias
        • oh wow, harlan ellison, I love his work!!! http://www.upcomingmovies.com/demonwithaglasshand.html ... : Torias
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  Die hards aint half bad. Face/Off is pretty neat. But "the replacement killers" takes my vote. h... : Sander Pilon
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    You liked Replacement Killers? Ugh. As much as I like Chow Yun-Fat, I thought that movie was pretty s... : seemlar
    • Argh.. you liked the corruptor? I found it boring... replacement killers was non stop action :) The ... : Sander Pilon
    • Replacement Killers was pretty cool. : x-eyd|mary
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    goind to do a werd/Fp today sander? : bugsY
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      Looks like I have little choice :) Any cool links I should post!? : Sander Pilon
      • yeah http://www.satirewire.com/features/siliconpines/acf.shtml nursing home for the technologically in... : Torias
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        you might be able to get some from here: http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1263291 http://www.s... : bugsY
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          link the cute kitty! : Torias
          • http://members.home.net/sikander17/kitty.jpg damned post limit : Torias
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  Die Hard is unquestionably the greatest action movie of all time. True Lies is another classic. Other... : x-eyd|mary
  • Doh. I forgot Terminator/T2. : x-eyd|mary
  • I'd agree on Die Hard...Predator gives it a run for it's money just for the line you're one ugly mother : Paranoid Android
  • movie quote time.. Hans Gruber: Who are you then? Detective John McClane: Just a fly in the ointment : baron calamity
  • hey, that's what i said! (about die hard and true lies :) : Torias
• What the hell? Why did you have to disqualify "Effects and kung fu crap"? Doesn't that count as action? ... : jidar

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  #873 oh christ not the rock : / It couldnt be played by stallone or arnie cause Duke himself was create... : disembodied potato
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    nick cage might be able to pull it off, bruce willis could be good, not sure if he looks too mature for ... : Torias
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      #875 I dont think the rock looks remotley like Duke tho :/ If you look at bruce willis in fifth eleme... : disembodied potato
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        Well the Duke will probably be a low budget action movie and couldn't afford big names. Not that is a ba... : baron calamity
        • #878 i have to agree a low budget could make a duke movie really fun, especially if it had real goofy eff... : disembodied potato
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        oh, I wholeheartedly agree that bruce willis is a really good actor. I was just questioning whether ... : Torias
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          I have to say that I agree. I don't know but I think the Rock could do a good Duke Nukem. Ofcourse if he : baron calamity
          • if the rock can act well, i wouldn't mind it. if he is in it cause he has a well known name, that'd be h... : Torias
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      Just say no to Nicolas Cage in action movies. Boy was a bullet dodged when the Superman project with ... : seemlar
      • it hasn't been dropped, more on currently indefinite hold. I thought he could have been incredible a... : Torias
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        he did a good job in face/off : bugsY
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          and con air. and maybe that car racing one counts as well.. : Torias
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            oh yeah, Con Air was decnet too. Car racing one??? : bugsY
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              "gone in 60 seconds". about stealing expensive car. lots of car chases : Torias
              • never saw it. didnt look very good. : bugsY
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                I haven't seen 60 seconds, it just looked like another movie with Nicolas Cage playing Nicolas Cage. : seemlar
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                  He's probably going to be Ghost Rider. I think that will fit Nic : baron calamity
                  • that sounds worthy of him, and vice versa... : bugsY
                • the classic christopher reeve superman doesn't suit him. but the modern comic book version of superm... : Torias
                • Gone in 60 sec is deceiving. It is not nearly the action movie it looks like. It actually has a story an... : phil_mckraken
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            927 Gone in 60 seconds? That bit ass : disembodied potato
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              wasn't THAT bad... : Torias
              • #939 oh no it really was. I luved how the story was all about stealing cars for an important client,... : disembodied potato
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  Unless the Rock feels interested in taking some acting classes, my vote for the gig is Kurt Russell. : el-kaboom
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    was he the one in escape from new york? : Torias
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      Yes he is. He is kind of old now. There is talk of having them play Batman if they ever do "the Dark Kni... : baron calamity
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        ohhh. my jaw dropped at the possibility of how cool that would be. um, how old is duke nukem suppo... : Torias
        • 11, :) : bugsY
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          I think early 30's but I'm sure someone will jump in and correct me. : baron calamity
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            yeah... bruce willis and kurt russel might not be young enough for the role... I've heard that to be ... : Torias
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              #899 the mummy isnt released where i am, but from what ive heard from people who arn't just mindless bash : disembodied potato
              • His 'role' wasn't exactly a role, from what I've heard. A couple of minutes, a couple of lines. : seemlar
              • Mmmm, true. But do you want to risk it? Ah, nuts I'm an idiot anyway. You guys have a good one, I'm g... : el-kaboom
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    #885 please god know, kurt russle in an action movie = horse shit : disembodied potato
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      How so? I've liked him in most every action movie. now in comedy I can't stand him.. : baron calamity
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        #894 I dunno maybe ive judged him unfairly but its almost a sign post for me to switch off the tv if i... : disembodied potato
        • Kurt's a good actor, I think he just chooses shitty movies to play in. He was pretty good in Soldier, w... : el-kaboom
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          havn't seen escape from la. but the original, escape from new york was really rather good. : Torias
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            Escape from LA is pretty bad. Picture the first movie, done low budget, that while trying to look as gri... : seemlar
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              #933 the bit where he's basketball is just so corny :) I hate these movies where the action hero is th... : disembodied potato
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                Plus he is da man with that eye patch.. : baron calamity
                • 945 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA sorry but i burst out laughing there :) : disembodied potato
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          Escape from LA is truely horrible but I can't fault Kurt for that. The best actor in the world isn't goi... : baron calamity
          • #913 :) have to agree, but yet again the best actor in the world would never sign up for a movie like tha... : disembodied potato
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          you don't like Big Trouble in Little China? : CharlieManson
          • That movie was badass. : Poor Yurik
        • one word: Tombstone. oh yeah, Val Kilmer helped that one out, too heh : Paranoid Android
    • You haven't seen Escape from New York (the sequel was bad). : seemlar
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  The ONLY actor capable of pulling of Duke is Dolph Lungren. Or maybe Brian Bosworth. /runs away : x-eyd|mary
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    With out a doubt, Joe Down Baker IS Duke Nukem.. braahahahahahaha... : baron calamity
    • Don Don... why the hell I typed down instead of Don? Oh thats right.. the brain damage..nevermind : baron calamity
  • Anybody but Dork Lungren! Man, I feel violated with someone just mentioning that name! : el-kaboom
  • yes run, RUN FASTER : scarefro
  • Dolph could do it.... : bugsY

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• I think it's about 42 MB or so. : cacktrot
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  42 (TWIS) megs. http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1265355 : bugsY
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    Thanks guys, looks like I'll be pulling an all nighter, or hoping this ends up on the CD Cover of PC Gam... : el-kaboom
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              • Its the digital form of Chinese Water Torture... : baron calamity
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            you can't go back. once you have an Xinch monitor, you can't go back down to a smaller one. once you... : Torias
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              school is letting out fotr the summer, and I am not taking summer classes. : bugsY
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                ah ok. have fun during the summer, don't sit on the shack 24/7 : Torias
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                      I've been wondering about the on topicness of a good portion of these threads... : bugsY
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                        #951 I think steves more worried about the people saying really offensive stuff about duke and 3drealm : disembodied potato
                        • its not out yet. It comes out soon? : bugsY
                        • Well we are talking about the Duke Nukem movie, potential people to be cast as the Duke, and their past ... : baron calamity
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                          if you want to see bashing of developers, go to VE and look what Gabe Newel wrote and look at the fuckta... : Torias
                          • thats the remero though. everydody else is talking about game developers. ;p : bugsY
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                            I went over ther and commented how for a bunch of guys who call us "shacktards" they sure were acting li... : CharlieManson
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                              I prefer the term VEtards for them : Torias
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                                VEtards works for me. : CharlieManson
                                • :) : Torias
                          • 968 i'd pay good money to see the hilarity that would ensue after a visit from mr romero. : disembodied potato
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                            y legions of fans would be endless in their praise! : The Romero
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                              When will my mission pack be ready? : Daikatana
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                                my precious! : The Romero
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                                  You promised you wouldn't abandon me. You promised. : Daikatana
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                                    reat things are ahead! : The Romero
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                                      ROOFLES!! you ar teh funnay. : bugsY
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                                        if daikatana and the romero are different people behind the accounts, then it's funny. if it's the same ... : Torias
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                                          I think they're different people. Diakatana has come out of character a couple of times. : seemlar
                                          • cool : Torias
                          • Yeah I'm really pissed off over the post over at VE over what Gabe said. Valve and Valve related product... : baron calamity
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                    at work, I have a nice computer. I can have the shack open most of the time, and work concurrently. on... : Torias
                    • I'm on a t3 line. Which is great till the afternoon hits and a 1000 people all hit the ESPN page for its... : baron calamity
                    • 956 that happens to me a lot on my isdn connection. (Im from the uk...) : disembodied potato
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• there are lower res 15 meg versions. the ass quality cnn one is 1.3 megs. : Torias
• The QT versions - 47Mb for HiQ, 29Mb for LoQ LoQ exe version (I assume windows media) is 16Mb ... : Sander Pilon