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• work safe : he hate me

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• DIE! : a horny panda

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• help a brotha out.... : lacker
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  see this thread: http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1235174 and read Vantage's responses. : boolean
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    thanks but it doesnt help me...i dont want to purchase a keyboard now and want to get around it by using... : lacker
    • whoops. well good luck anyway. : boolean
• Reason = Swedish! Swedes own j00 once again! : {Venger}
• Hmmm.. Cakewalk (Pro Audio/Home Studio) comes with Virtual Keyboard, a program that allows you to user y... : Vantage

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• Alright! Maybe if you keep tipping her, she might let you bring her home to see your mamma. Thanks! ... : LEX LETHAL
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  Most strippers are really looking for a meaningful relationship. the tips are just a way to break the '... : LEX LETHAL
  • thanks lex! :) i hardly spent any $$$. she was pretty cool too--biting my neck, ear lobes. makes me ... : warren

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• no, and it barely even looks like her :] : king_darius
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  I wont type that in, no fucking way i will ;) : {Venger}
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    copy + paste? : boolean
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      http://msr2k.20m.com/pics/Jennifer%20Love%20Hewitt%20Unreleased%20Playboy%20Picture.jpg : OverBurN
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        if that's not a hoax, I'm just gonna cream my jeans right now : jo-papa
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          Well if its a fake then you can still cream on cause you know the real thing aint any worse! : {Venger}
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            i think king_darius is right. seems to be just some nekkid chick who happens to look like jennifer love... : boolean
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              Well since im the one with the most research in this subject here, i can say without even looking at the... : {Venger}
              • so she hasn't done any nude stuff then? anything on the horizen? yowza she's hot! : boolean
    • No i meant i wont fall into that trap sorta. I thought you were targeting me. Sorta. : {Venger}
  • Okay i held up for like 5 secs... that looks A LOT like her. Even the same size rack : {Venger}
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  her niples dont look like that... : lacker
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    I bet you've felt them too. : {Venger}
    • not with my fingers : lacker
• i'm getting a http 404 error??? where is the pic? : warren

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• im happy for you : {Venger}

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  um...nice banner ad ;) : king_darius
  • lol...i didnt notice it... : lacker
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    Oh... I didn't look so closely.. : {Venger}
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      oh shut up. :) : king_darius
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        Check the URL on the banner : {Venger}
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          yeah, i know. you photoshopped it on there, right? am i missing something? : king_darius
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            haha i love how youre even doubting. Yes i added it, but i did it in Paint Shop Pro. Photoshop is for fa... : {Venger}
            • no no you have it all wrong. Photoshop is for lesbians, not fags. : boolean
    • riiiiiiiiiight : boolean
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  I see you like jenny... : jo-papa
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    Yeah well i figured id just type her name in and click on everything that popped up. So I did. : {Venger}
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      hahahahaha : jo-papa
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        Does that make me a stalker? :( : {Venger}
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          do you know her address and who (if anyone) she lives with? : jo-papa
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            Ouch. Actually i do know her adress and i do know that she lives with her mother currently. And i have a... : {Venger}
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              j00 = stalker : jo-papa
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                I havent even tried cumming coming in contact with her! Though... well yeah its one of my long term goal... : {Venger}
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                  I'd be interested in seeing what she's like in real life from my experience tho, the stereotypically ... : jo-papa
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                    Im not talking about any sacks here... take it easy :) I have no doubts in that her personality is wh... : {Venger}
                    • SMG = avoid JLH = well, we all know the answer to that one wonder what natalie portman is like : jo-papa
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  whats your phattest bandwidth moment? mine was 1 MEGABYTE PER SECOND! : filthysock
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    upstream i have done in the neighborhood of 16 Mbit/2 Mbyte off of my ftp. i bet i could have done more... : boolean
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      WTF? What connections are you on?? Im on a 10mbit (with just me on it), max steady speed ive seen thi... : {Venger}
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        university of arizona has a 100 megabit lan plus 2 x t3 to the commercial internet and 1 x oc3 to the ab : boolean
        • But it was just 30megs, he couldnt even have sped up in such short time :) : {Venger}
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      j00 have an FTP? : jo-papa
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        I have one, but i wont give you any accounts until i get my other comp back and i can set things up stra... : {Venger}
        • w00t hey next month I get my DSL upgraded to 1.5MBPS w00t : jo-papa
        • Kudos to you sir, and kudos again! Bill McNeal WNYX News Radio : Bill McNeal

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  You only need one. : {Venger}
  • gah there's another one I wanted also, oh well : fat mike
  • heh : drucifer
• <table border="0"> <tr> <td><img src="url.jpg"></td> <td><img src="url2.jpg"></td> </tr> </table> : silversurfer
• Put them in a table, put align tags on them and don't put <P> tages between them. -Rat : RatBastard
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  heh, thanks it worked but it looks bad : fat mike
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    Might wanna resize those pics : drucifer
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      yeah maybe, that's a project for another day! : fat mike
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        Resized for j00 http://home.adelphia.net/~drewm/fatmike.jpg http://home.adelphia.net/~drewm/elisabeth.... : drucifer
        • unf, how long will they be there? or {v} wanna grab those and put them up there? : fat mike
  • doesnt look that bad. : bugsY

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• so is EER : perfektrtw

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  Translation: I rule, j00 bore me. See ya! : {Venger}
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    no thats not what i was saying. : kadafi
    • well, it is but you probably didn't mean it that way : Vis Inack
• Imagine that. : Squirrely

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• cause your ass is mine, nigga! : filthysock

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• heh yeah that for sure : silversurfer
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  the original was a ~650MB divx rip. obviously, that's the best part of the movie, so i just cropped it a... : king_darius
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    j00 R0x0R!! >:-) : the archvile
    • i do what i can. :) : king_darius
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    dude, you're so money and you don't even know it! : -Panther-
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      am i like a bear? a big one? with these huge claws? that's what i though. : king_darius
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        er, "thought" : king_darius
        • I could stick your head on a bear, would you want that? : {Venger}
  • very cool! Thanks! : TargetBoy
  • O. M. G. That was fucking amazing, I'd like to thank you for being the ultimate man. : Brandino
  • Holy shit, so that was what you were going on about this morning. : Squirrely
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  Um, that is the coolest thing I have ever downloaded in my life : drucifer
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    !! impressive. i was debating whether to go through the trouble of cropping it or just delete the ent... : king_darius
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      WE'RE THE ULTIMATE TEAM DARIUS! i didn't do anything, but it's a great concept : {Venger}
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        unless you're the anon who sent me the virtualdub link... : king_darius
        • I would want credit for such a thing :) I am however gonna put up a server on this connection, i coul... : {Venger}

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• STFU REGISTER'D! Trying to use the anon voice : Ratalon
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  no goatse, no compugeek, no somethingwaffle, and almost no annoying trolls. Yeah, it's been a good we... : the archvile
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    yeah... I almost forgot those sites even existed : Vis Inack
    • am, in my experience regulars post those sites, and its the anon's that fall for them. : codez
• * A G R E E D * : jo-papa
• * S E E - A B O V E * : Brandino
• man those ascii goatscex got fuckin old quickly : filthysock
• Agree, but i think we need the anons regardless. Did you notice that George Broussard finally registered... : {Venger}

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  start the plugin and then double click on the little avs window : fat mike
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    and then go to settings -> display you should see it now :) : MrShmoo
    • yeah : fat mike
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    ahh. got it wow, it certainly rapes my resources.. : plutonium245
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      whats the coolest looking plugin? : plutonium245
      • I like this one called Eonic.. search for it at winamp.com : Brandino

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  Perhaps you should watch the game that's on right now. :) I'd have to disagree with you looking like him... : Delithio
  • yeah, i'm watching the game :) but he's not on the court at the moment. right now my sideburns are li... : king_darius

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  correct. High signal, low noise. : the archvile
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    so would you say 90db is decent? I know I can get better, but that's where the price goes on the up a... : jo-papa
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      talking about qualifying your phone line for dsl? : boolean
      • car amp S/N ratio : jo-papa
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      90dB of signal, with 1dB of noise. Pretty damn good. : the archvile
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        w00t bust out visa card again (rachel not around to be impressed, damn), fill out info (millionbuy.co : jo-papa
        • oopsy, forgot to show linkage http://www.millionbuy.com/bosrev355.html : jo-papa

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  Go into the cfg file and adjust teh gamma settings. -Rat : RatBastard
  • grrr. not working well, what kinda of a defaiult value... : bugsY

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• yes I realized that at 10:30 this morning (when I got up) run to albertson's (rachel = hottie), bu... : jo-papa
• Klerck == dead meat. -Rat : RatBastard

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  that bruiefcase one is beautiful : lacker
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    yeah its pretty cool. Must be easy as hell to use at LAN parties. : bugsY
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      like, i know these guys like to tinker and build their own stuff... that being said it would have bee : boolean
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        you playa hating muthai'll stop because it is mother's day : lacker
        • these guys? players? uh huh : boolean

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  total war? yeah it was good but quite hard : filthysock
  • You .. n/m ill just shack message ya : Ratalon

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  Update to the latest drivers! : MarksmanX
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    That never works :\ why is this happing is it the GeForce card doing it? Argh!! : MacGyver
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      System specs! : MarksmanX
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        Intel Pentium 3 Windows 98 SE GeForce 2 GTS AGP Sound Blaster Live! Value 30 gb HD 256mb ram Asu... : MacGyver
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          Did you update your motherboar bios? : MarksmanX
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            no, I didn't need to install any drivers for my bios : MacGyver
            • try moving your SBLive to a lower-ID PCI slot. : the archvile
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  Buy a Turtle Beach card! -Rat : RatBastard
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    This happend on my PCI 128 befor! : MacGyver
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      PCI 128 == Creative Labs Sound Bastard Live! == Crerative Labs Turtle Beach != Creative Labs -Rat : RatBastard
      • Sound Bastard Live? haha =) : Djinn
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        You just gotta be different, don't ya? >:( : Quagmire
        • I buy soundcards that work. -Rat : RatBastard

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• hehe :) did you save the link? :( : king_darius

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  yeah. i'm going to check out that movie once it hits the dollar theatres. ;) but i'll certainly get t : king_darius
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    It hasn't hit theaters yet? I'd honestly buy ten tickets for me and the cans of lube for that movie i : {Venger}
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      oh, it's been in theatres already. i was just waiting for it to hit the cheap theatres. :) and besides, ... : king_darius
      • More refapplay value! : {Venger}
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      i'm assuming they are talking about "Heartbreakers" yeah, lotsa JLH in tight clothing, Sigourney Weav... : Clay
      • Thanks. Doesn't matter what you say tho, i'm going. I hope it doesn't hit Sweden the same time i go ... : {Venger}
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  Not working for me. :( -Rat : RatBastard
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    it's purelyinsane's damn servers, try again in a few minutes or something : fat mike
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      yeah, happens a lot. when it's down it sucks, but if it's up it's very fast. : king_darius
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        yeah it happens every few minutes it seems like. that's why my profile pic don't work sometimes : fat mike
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          You just got yourself a new host! http://hem.passagen.se/matsb/shack/fatmike.jpg Loads everytime. ... : {Venger}
          • you are a good man! : fat mike
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            I want her! -Rat : RatBastard
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              SHE"S MINE!!!!!!! : fat mike
              • I'd settle with JLH, you can both have her. : {Venger}
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                Soup spoons, the city park, noon. Be there. -Rat : RatBastard
                • Fight near a web cam so I cam see the action!!! : drucifer
                • I CALLED HER THOUGH : fat mike
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                  You're gonna fight with SPOONS? lol : {Venger}
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                    Welcome to America! : Kiwi Man
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                      That's right! We don't use crazy shit like guns, here! -Rat : RatBastard
                      • The very idea is laughable! Ha! : Kiwi Man
                  • I don't want to hurt anyone. -Rat : RatBastard
  • no tworking for me too. : bugsY
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    Try www.purelyinsane.com , click 'Jennifer Love Hewitt' on your left, then click 'Videos', its the Heart... : {Venger}
    • PurelyInsane == hammered! Timing out like mad! -Rat : RatBastard
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  I got it...it took some patients...itsa very nice : drucifer
  • Yes it is. I wanna marry her. notice the lack of strikethrough, this will dazzle you for a while! : {Venger}

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  Hey, Clay! How was the wedding and all that? -Rat Juicy details, man! : RatBastard
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    it was good. weather good, food good, dj good. : Clay
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      excellent! where did you go on the honeymoon? : TargetBoy
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        orlando : Clay
        • nice, hope the weather was good for you! : TargetBoy
• Thank you, sir! : TargetBoy
• You are truly a gentleman and a scholar! : Kiwi Man

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  he had a couple other singles off of odelay. hot wax, new pollution, one more i think. : king_darius
  • I liked midnite vutlures more than odelay : fat mike
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    where it's at : Clay
    • oh yeah...that was released too...I don't ever listen to the radio : drucifer

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  you could have it all or possibly only some of it >:( : The Kool-Aid Man
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    he put the gun into his face bang! (so much blood for such a tiny little hole) problems do have sol... : Brandino
    • devils speak of the ways in which she'll manifest angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress n... : the archvile
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  are those lyrics? : perfektrtw
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    you are the perfektrtw the perfektrtw the perfektrtw : the archvile
    • haha : The Kool-Aid Man
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    NIN - Hurt : Brandino
    • oh booyah! a 1000 w/o even trying : Brandino
• NIN OWN YOU! : silversurfer

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  Right click on the startup folder and select delete. : MarksmanX
  • funny guy......... i found it i don't need your help :P : silversurfer

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• when I get some spare time I'm gonna try and make a theme around it... find a crappy nothing ever uses, ... : Vis Inack

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  I'm not kidding, it's *IMPRESSIVE* ok? :( : {Venger}
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    couldnt be realtime. how could more than one person control the same camera? : jidar
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      Yeah, exactly my fucking question! But it _is_ realtime and there are several ways to prove it. Try it o : {Venger}
      • you mean how are they letting you move the camera remotely? that's very simple to do. http://www.fastolf... : king_darius
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  Yeah, I watch'd Martina Hingis and Anna Kourn. practice at the Australian Open two years ago on a simila... : drucifer
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    lol great job :) Any idea how it works? How can 500 people zoom 48x to watch people masturbate by the... : {Venger}
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      well, the cameras at the open (there were 3) got the control from scripting from your browser...it would : drucifer
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        Haha.. cool. Dont try to break it, i wanna use it! But i thought it worked that way too, so i tried a... : {Venger}
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          Zoom to 1x and pan all the way to the left three or four times, you will see the other 2 cameras....it w... : drucifer
          • The funny thing is, you never get to use the two cams to the left. So no. : {Venger}
        • Actually no... The probably pan at a few meters per second but what you see is the arc zooming by @ 48x : assin9
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    How much money do you think a tape (or DVD) of those two having hot, sweaty, finger-stuffing, carpet-c... : RatBastard
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      100billiondollars : Brandino
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        easily : Vis Inack
        • You're sliding off the subject :( : {Venger}
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  holy fuck. u can actuall see individual ppl.. im watching some guy with a leather jacket : ath1337
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    now more ppl are coming his way.. hes moving away.. dammit i lost him! : ath1337
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      One shot one kill you spot the mark you pull the fucking trigger! damn newbies : assin9
      • Haha lol i told you so damnit! This rules! Take pics of your encounters...! : {Venger}
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        a powerfull very precise gun hooked up to one of these things could take out anyone within camera range.... : ath1337
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          ** THE JACKAL'ED ** I feel dirty for having watched this movie : assin9
          • FULL-AUTO + 2 miles range = NY = rubble : {Venger}

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  Um the funniest part is that that site is obviously a parody site the fact that it's intended audience ... : assin9
  • I thought that the Tom Green/Drew Barrymore marriage walkout on SNL was just a parody, and it wasn't. : the archvile
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    Which one is a parody, IcyHot or the petition? : {Venger}
    • ICY HOT Read their replies to hate mail... posers have better ebonics than that : assin9
    • Both : Stormrider
• let it die. : ath1337
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  Those wanna-be posers? -Rat : RatBastard
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1243588 : assin9

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  you are. : Brandino
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    Iam the Shack? wha!? <instert paradox here> : plutonium245
    • if you are the shack, then how is the shack both you and it if both of you are dead?! OMG OMG OMFG : Brandino