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  weed is just a drug, like aspirin, or alcohol, except it is illigal. sounds like you are a anti-stoneri... : The Philosopher
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    No, just surprised how widespread drug use seems to be here. You guys talk about how 'safe' pot is, but ... : phil_mckraken
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      nobody wrecks when on pot...you do everything way more slowly and carefully...plus I get paranoid on my ... : meta*nix
      • there was a news story posted (on the shack i think) a while back that was sayin' that there was a study... : cpt_gloval
    • Yeh its way more widespread than i thought it was. But whatever : hohoh0
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      How safe is having sex? WELL WHAT IF IT WAS YOUR BRAIN SURGEON DOING IT WHILE HE CHOPED OPEN YOUR HEAD?!... : jidar
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        skullfuck? : gegtik
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          wasn't even thinkin like that.. you sick bastard! was thinking of hot nurses in tight uniforms... : jidar
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            hot nurses in tight uniforms... with hot sexy fuckable headwounds?? : gegtik
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              Hahhahahaa "oh Doctor...your dick is soooo big...rub it on my cerebellum...." : madgrad
              • THRUST deep into the corpus callosum!!! OMG I smell burning toast!!! harder!!! : gegtik
        • hahahah "And this time Henry put the eye back in when you're done!" : madgrad
      • Brain Surgeon + 18 year old slut == * B E S T H E A D E V E R * : firebone
      • Lol "Nurse...haaaand me that ...ugh...scapel.....ugh...sponge...ugh.....ughgughgugh...ahhh....shit. ... : madgrad
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      Pot use is so widespread, it should be legal already. The law is such a joke. : smax
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        Can we stop talking about pot please I have to wait 4 more hours before I can go get some : meta*nix
        • Get drunk, it will help you forget. : phil_mckraken
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        Murder is so widespread, it should be legal. : acheron
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          http://www.strike9.com/eq/Filash/fullsize/thread.jpg asinine post of the day! compare it to suicide ... : gegtik
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            That is so weak... heh : acheron
            • I thought "weak" was trying to parallel MURDER, which invariably and directly affects other people's liv... : gegtik
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  Personally I find smoking dope about as offensive as drinking alcohol (not very) I do deal with stuff li : Steve Gibson
  • It's because he's soooooo dreamy *cough* : madgrad
  • I'm picking my nose. Surely the gibson can multitask? I can do many odd things all while posting/ha... : firebone
  • BAN NOSE PICKING!! : jidar
  • Screenshots of what? : SlimJim
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    sorry i sent you those pictures :( anyway yeah thats my stance on it too, i personally dont do it, ... : tomservo
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      Why did you send four 1600x1200 bmps? You nuts?? : {Venger}
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        they were pictures of me with my new digital camera at a tour in the baby oil factory WOOT! : tomservo
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          1) Why would you send pictures of yourself? 2) Why would you send FOUR pictures? 3) What camera on... : {Venger}
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            1) Why would you send pictures of yourself? steve requested them 2) Why would you send FOUR pictur : tomservo
            • * D I S S A P P O I N T ' D * : plutonium245
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              2388 - HAY YOU FAGGORT CHECK YOUR SHACKMESSAGES RESPOND ASAP CAPTAIN ASSMAGNET (VIA EMAIL) : Boogieman
              • responded :) both shackmsg and emale : tomservo
    • my anti-drug is telling jokes. WHAT'S YOUR ANTI-DRUG? : Dante
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      Heh no you didnt send me bmps.. you sent jpgs which is fine... : Steve Gibson
      • oh i know i was kidding mostly. hehe i have like 3 other potential IOTD's but ill send them to you one ... : tomservo
  • I find it very offensive that you pick on the Dutchman so much.. As unofficial head of the Dallas-Dutch : LeftE
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  Got very stoned this weekend. Took five big-ass bong hits. Have not done it in about three years and... : parker
  • Take up smoking instead, its cooler. : {Venger}
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  Weed is illegal for economical reasons: its an excuse to outlaw hemp. The cotton and paper industrie... : mirage
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    the government makes more money per year in cigarette taxes than the cigarette companies do someone n... : eject
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      Thats because The Truth hurts! : jidar
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        but it's not even "the truth" it's just anti-smoking propoganda : eject
        • Yeah, despite losing two grandparents to smoking, I agree with you. The government's killing of a busi : avixe
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          The word propaganda is not mutually exclusive with "the truth". That said I get your meaning, what is... : jidar
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            they're skewing facts and making the tobacco companies look like they're evil fuckers out to kill the en... : cpt_gloval
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              while I, personally, don't like tobacco products and I do agree that they can lead to a shorter life in ... : lurker^2
              • i don't like those truth jerks 'cause if marlboro were to call me up, and say "do you want to work for u... : cpt_gloval
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              awwwwww!! poor multinational megacorportions! They're just victims. : jidar
              • well...i'm pretty sure that if tobaco companies went out of business, the US's economic state would be p... : cpt_gloval
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    Seems very reasonable to me. Is that bad, really? : {Venger}
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      Hemp is superior to cotton in almost every way. It grows faster, requires less maitenance, last long... : mirage
      • Whoa... ill be ordering a few of those 'legalize mariuana' tshirts right away!! : {Venger}
• drugs are bad, mmmm'kay? : Dante
• I had to quit smoking pot 3 days ago to pass a drug test. I can't smoke for six weeks. I'm much more da... : patridiot

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• They want his monkey (on a string)! : jidar
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  she's just using you, ignore her. : tomservo
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    agreed. Send her a message and say "What have you done for me lately?" : jidar
    • i helped a female friend at school today and she said "i owe you a favor" and i was about to say "ok, co... : MrShmoo
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    I'm not burning her the damn cd anyways. I've talked to this girl like maybe twice. She used to fuck ov : firebone
    • Give her the cd then when she turns and walks away GRAB HER AND STICK IT UP HER ASS : madgrad
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      youve talked to her twice? hahahaa "hey whats up? anyway, i was wondering if you could loan me 100 : tomservo
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        the funny thing is that they keep doing it because it works :) : MrShmoo
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          not with me! *folds arms and growls* : tomservo
          • Or me. If i don't like a girl (like this bitch) i usually end up fucking them over or ignoring them. : firebone
  • I second that. Oh and kill her. : {Venger}
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  DO HER ..then pull it out and jizz on her face and yell "BITCH HERE IS YOUR FUCKING CD" : meta*nix
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    Bwhahahaahh then cut her head open and skull fuck her : madgrad
    • from 'rejection' to 'skull fucking'... i wouldnt let my parents read this forum : {Venger}
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      I am prepared to offer you money to shut up. : avixe
      • 2239 - I'll chip in. : Carnivac
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      YOu know I just realized my answer to any girl problem involves fluids on her face : meta*nix
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        and skull fucking : {Venger}
        • Hey, I've never had a problem that couldn't be solved with a little old fashioned dick on brain action ... : madgrad
      • i think i like your attitude : abrasion
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  Every chick likes Dave Matthews! And Barenaked ladies. And a couple more artists I can't think of right... : zerologik
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    RICKY MARTIN! : MrShmoo
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      The girl would think your gay then. : Twitched
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        And begin to tell you all sorts of stupid girly stuff talk. eww : firebone
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          Well sometimes, if you like the company of a girl company, you have to talk about those things. : Twitched
          • why must I post like I am retarded ? : Twitched
          • or at least pretend that your listening. talk?!! we talked before i fucked you! : ariakaz
        • yeah! I wish I was queer, so I could get chicks. : jidar
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    Ani DiFranco i learned how to play an Ani DiFranco song and these 3 girls were all over me when i jus... : tomservo
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      Which song? FPC.Weasel : weaselmeister
      • i honestly dont know, it was like a year ago and i was just looking for some good intros to learn (it wa... : tomservo
    • a buddy of mine does that with dave matthews songs. : cpt_gloval
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    Sooo... is Bal-Sagoth on the safe list?? ;) : Vantage
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      Of course it is! Along with Children of Bodom and Extol. : madgrad
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        h00rj!!! *watches date run away screaming* Was it something I said? : Vantage
        • maybe it's the furry chaps : madgrad
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          Vantage's Dream Date Situation: Vantage and beautiful 23 year old Mei Ling are quitely enjoying their... : firebone
          • ... Marry me? : Vantage
          • BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA But for sex they need an Antiloop CD to pop up and if he's honest at some : madgrad
  • how about Sister Hazel, Matchbox 20, and Backstreet Boys ok, backstreet boys might put you in same cate : ariakaz
• I feel so immature, but because no one has said it yet.. PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!!!!!! : judge
• It's odd you make that comment because in my experience the male/female proportion for Dave Matthews... : [Oberon]

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• man mayo non-alcoholic: Mountain Dew alcoholic: anything... lol : eject
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  Orange/Carrot Sobe : tomservo
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    Pina Colada Sobe. : c0bra
    • Lizz JizzBlizz : cpt_gloval
• Screwdriver. Finlandia and Tropicana. : iceNine
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  Gonna have to go with Orange Kool Aid : firebone
  • OHH YEAH!!! : The Kool-Aid Man
• Irish Moss : assin9
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  pepsi one.. deal with it : Twitched
  • Ewwww, carbonated formaldehyde. : 4-port usb hub
  • I'm with you man. After you drink diet soda for a awhile, Pepsi One tastes good cause it's almost hal : acheron
• guinness : Doom
• Dr. Pepper, although I haven't sampled too many alcoholic drinks so far in my teenage years (some, but p... : MrShmoo
• ice water : jidar
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  M-I-L-K But Sam Adam's is a damn good joice too. : The Tim
  • Wow...I'm retarded... choice : The Tim
• Strawberry Milkshake : The_Janitor
• Its either Sierra Nevada pale ale, Guinness Stout or Sam Adams. I just cant decide. : Degenerate
• Coffee : filthysock
• GUINNESS. : whirk
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  Milk. : {Venger}
  • me too! and if you aren't serious, i am : boolean
• Chocolate milk : zerologik
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  Coca-Cola. No contest. I'm hopelessly addicted to the stuff ;) : Vantage
  • I was. I quit it!! : {Venger}
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    http://the_janitor0.tripod.com/Pics/asu9.jpg : The_Janitor
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      *sigh* damn you! now I'm going to be sad for the rest of the evening! :~( : Vantage
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        http://the_janitor0.tripod.com/Pics/asu116.jpg Sorry, it had to be done. : The_Janitor
        • ... *cries* : Vantage
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      http://hem.passagen.se/matsb/jlh.jpg i win : {Venger}
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        Jesus...EAT SOMETHING. : Cygnus X-1
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          Compared to his anime chick, we both know who wins : {Venger}
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            Going to make me pull out the big guns, eh? *goes into his Asuka folder* : The_Janitor
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              I have 120 megs of JLH stuff. Youre no match for me! : {Venger}
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                Asuka = depth JLH = I was in that movie with Seth Green about how I'm attractive. : The_Janitor
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                  I think AtaRi's gf seems like a good person. : {Venger}
                  • COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN! : CS Announcer
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                    No disagreement. How did she come up? : The_Janitor
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                      You stated that JLH was a bad person just because the movies she usually is in have a thin storyline. ... : {Venger}
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                        I didn't say she was bad. I just said she was in a movie like that. As I have not met her, and... : The_Janitor
                        • I like Evangelion but i do not like cartoon characters. I find Jennifer attractive, although im a fir... : {Venger}
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            WHAT?! Not only is Asuka hotter than JLH, she could also kick JLH's arse. ;) uh, if she were real : Vantage
            • I would like it if i was the only one who liked her. Too bad it isnt so :( : {Venger}
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            *directs Venger to #2747* : The_Janitor
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              Thats a nice inkprint. I bet if he drew a donkey youd be wacking off to that too. : {Venger}
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                Have you seen Evangelion?? At all? I mean honestly. : The_Janitor
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                  One episode. A friend of mine has posters of that chick. Ive had like five or more episodes on my drive.... : {Venger}
                  • Episode 25 and 26 are vital. : The_Janitor
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                    You've really got to see the whole thing... It's quite indescribable. : Vantage
                    • All my friends are anime fans... RUN!! : {Venger}
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                  I have seen some of those, ever notice how they make religion (Christianity mainly) and USA to be bad th... : Twitched
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                    The entire series is heavily based on Cabalah (sp?), a form of jewish mysticism (Thank you astral) : The_Janitor
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                      the Kabalah. : Vantage
                      • Damn, I really need to see 25 and 26 again. I should attend school at some point and get them from a... : The_Janitor
                  • I didn't think so.. Hell, half of the stuff in the series is based on religious lore (christianity and j... : Vantage
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              *note* when you direct someone to a comment you give them a link... : Cosmicfool
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                *note* STFU, I'd been writing essays for 8 hours already by that point : The_Janitor
                • Lies. : Cosmicfool
      • NO! Those eyes man, they creep me out. : The_Janitor
  • heh...i read that as i took a swig from my coke. : cpt_gloval
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    I don't drink soda anymore, it's just too fucking bad for you : headache
    • It's all that phosphoric acid they put in 'em. : SlimJim
    • heh, i haven't had a soda in...going on three years..fun! :D : Paranoid Android
  • me too. im trying to give up altogether (i gave up coffee recently, it wasn't nearly as hard). but a cok... : A-54
  • me too! I could drink a 2 litre per sitting easily, but my g/f gets mad at me :( : timmie
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  Rusty Nail : blackHairySpider
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    omg, thats the most disgusting drink ever. They should outlaw that shit. : Degenerate
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      puss...booze+booze=:) : blackHairySpider
      • gasoline tastes better though. :) I'm all for booze + booze drinks, just not that one. : Degenerate
• screwdrivers. : bugsY
• Give me a slippery nipple. In fact, give me two of 'em. :) -Rev. : Rev. Trimble
• GUINNESS! i.a.t.b : i am the baker
• 50/50 shake from ruby's : lacker
• Dr.Pepper! : JT
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  Mint Tea. : fatbeaner
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    Mint tea??? fagort. EARL GREY OWNS YOU : Kaiser
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      EARL GREY IS SHIT! YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL! : fatbeaner
      • DILMAH 0WNZ J00! : filthysock
      • Actually, I like either Green Tea or real Jasmine Tea. : Kaiser
• sweetened iced tea : ariakaz
• double vodka red bull ... unless im feeling frisky ... then its a triple. :) : franimal
• hell yes........drinking one now as a matter of fact : V0lk
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  am i hallucinating, or did NO ONE SAY MOUNTAIN DEW????? : king_darius
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    no way man that shit shrinks your balls : ariakaz
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      great! mine are too big. : king_darius
      • your man tits? : Ominous
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    DUDE! http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1231253 : eject
    • roger that. my bad :) : king_darius
    • i searched for "dew", but since you just HAD to make a snide "man mayo" reference, it didn't show up. :) : king_darius
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    go RED MOUNTAIN DEW!!!! : corey
    • RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO!]b : Paranoid Android
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  Ceasar and then fuzzy navel : Cosmicfool
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    whats in a Ceasar? : Degenerate
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      Clamato Juice, Worchestershire, rim salt, celery salt. Lemon for the rim salt. + vodka 'tis all : Cosmicfool
      • oh yeah I've had that drink didn't particuarly like it : ariakaz
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        does it taste anything like a bloody mary? : Degenerate
        • a little bit.. but a bloody mary is beer. : Cosmicfool
• pepsi/coke : [sikander]