Evening Reading

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  When you take a picture of a castle, you aren't stealing the castle. : klerck
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    well, what happens if I take a texture from Alice, put it into Photoshop, and change ONE pixel in it, th... : V0lk
    • They made Wolfenstein. : avixe
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      They own the intellectual property. If they want to use a wolfenstein level in doom, that's their peroga... : klerck
      • Yes, people are too damn lazy to make their own textures. : firebone
    • Don't forget the YPOD Doom > Quake mod. Id was ok with that. They really liked it, in fact. I wonder wh... : kenmis
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    When i take a picture of Klerck, he is stealing my innocense! : {Venger}
    • If I take a picture of the goatse.cx guy, and email it to Carmack, is that infringement? : V0lk
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  If you don't protect your copyright you will lose it (I think) so they have to go after everything. imho... : Jonathan
  • you don't officially lose it, you just lose the right to protect it. heh : klerck

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• you Just kidding; I don't know either. : the archvile
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  odds are on you last I heard : Jonathan
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    he's leading the vote... but it's close enough so that the 2 people that haven't voted could sway the e : eject
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      Fuck. Well, if you excuse me I'm going to go jerk off in a bathroom now. :( : madgrad
      • damm it and I had him pegged to win : Jonathan
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        don't go and do that now.. lol if the other 2 haven't voted by 5pm today.. they are gone and we won'... : eject
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          Ok, I'll hold out Grrrr I really need to bust one off now that I'm thinking baout it. FUCK. : madgrad
          • I was rooting for you too, Madgrad! : jasonepowell
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  results pending 2 people still haven't voted if they still haven't voted by the time i post today'... : eject
  • Any preliminary results? :) BTW, did your friend send any more comic shit? : madgrad
• Im pretty sure you said you had quit the pact?? : {Venger}

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  *points to videos* DOWNLOAD NOW!!! : Vantage
  • reminds me a lot of breakdancing. : dra.
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  ok ok, my ninja spirit from the 3rd grade has been rekindled so haw would an untalented novice even a... : El Guapo
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    Those crazy flips are mainly a combo of gymnastics and capoeira... I would say start with gymnastics an... : Vantage
    • ***in progress*** : El Guapo
    • capeira is the shit...i miss it very much...i did it for like 2 years on and off but i was never close t... : lacker
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  I can't stop watching this Caleb Madrid video. You must have to sell your soul to the devil to be able ... : Vantage
  • i vow to be able to do at least one of those tricks by the time i die :) : El Guapo
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  That Jao guy is the fucking SHIT. damn, i miss my TKD days. not that i even came close to comparing : kenmis
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    No kidding eh? Fricking nuts... there are a TON of videos on that site, that page is just a small part... : Vantage
    • thought you were going to sleep. liar! you just didn't want to help me with my test have fun with... : dra.
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  i dont know, its cool, and some of it is amazing, but it doesnt seem anymore amazing to me than like a : ease_one
  • I see shit like that and go "Man, I would break my f*cking legs doing that!". But, I'm old. -Rat : RatBastard
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  thse videos look awesome but i wonder if these guys are more fighters or dancers...it looks amazing but ... : lacker
  • Man, if you could kick twice in one jump, I think you'll be kicking some mad face. : The_Janitor
• Have to reply here so I can bookmark it. :) : GoofyBoy

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• *Law laid* : The_Janitor
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  shh! You don't want him to wake up before the crack of NOON,do you? : V0lk
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    in which time zone? past noon here already and Maarten is an hour a head of me : Jonathan
    • well, the way Maarten sees it, it's ALWAYS noon somewhere in the world. : V0lk
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  so what would have if you just slapped up your own version of werd? other than much grief from stev... : Jonathan
  • he did it before... : the archvile
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    he's done so in the past, but he misspelled "werd" : klerck
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      didn't he call it "Bitches!" or something? : the archvile
      • "Suckahs!" That's what it was. : the archvile

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• *SIR-MIX-ALOT'D* : jidar

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  Ill play you on the Shack server in an hour. : {Venger}
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    I wish I had this game, it sounds fun. : The_Janitor
    • Okay when i found it I was genuinely shocked, atleast back then there were NO games that could even comp... : {Venger}
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      It's fun, but when you have played for some time you will start getting mad because many players cheat..... : -TKF-
      • BS, not that many people cheat anymore. : firebone
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    I want a piece of that! FPC.Weasel : weaselmeister
    • Bring it bitches, bring IT! : Kaiser
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    I WILL FIGHT YOU ALSO. : firebone
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      Damn.... peeps coming out of the woodwork. What time on the CS server? I'm ready NOW. But nob... : Kaiser
      • I'm ready now. I have one of those internet keyboards, the calculator button opens counterstrike. :P : firebone
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        LET'S GET IT ON! FPC.Weasel Translation: double clicking CS icon as we speak : weaselmeister
        • ON MY WAY! : Kaiser

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  [SATAN APPROVES!]b : lbsn
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    hey i played you in CS yesterday! : {Venger}
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      Hey you did! And you were smacking people down with your 300 ping! : lbsn
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        http://hem.passagen.se/matsb/shackserver.jpg Im flattered! :) : {Venger}
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          yeah you would take that shot just before my only real burst of excellence : Jonathan
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            haha they all say that ;) : {Venger}
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              heh I should start taking my own shots just to prove to people that I'm good and never show shots : Jonathan
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                Hint: Counterstrike is luck. #2529, Yeah, I was wondering where you and Mr. darius had gone. : avixe
                • http://hem.passagen.se/matsb/scoreboard.jpg I spank as well on a 56k as on a 10mbit! : {Venger}
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                  Counterstrike is part luck. But when that hunter fellow is pwning everyone on the damned server with n : weaselmeister
                  • ARGH, I *HATE* THE SHOTGUN! Go shoot clay pigeons, you faggot!!! * D U C K - H U N T E D * : Kaiser
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                    See, that's true and all, but. I know a guy who's a CS god - he will kick your ass at any time, with a... : avixe
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                      i long for the day when a realistic squad based shooter with great multiplay comes out maybe OpFlashp... : eject
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                        TRue DAT! R6 was/is the shit. : The_Janitor
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                          have you seen pics of the new game that red storm is working on? : eject
                          • Nope. But even though Rogue Spear wasn't quite up to par multiplayer style, R6 is the ownziest game ... : The_Janitor
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                          what about swat3 multiplyer - is it any good? used it for single player thought it was pretty good. : Jonathan
                          • it was pretty good.. but too bad no one really plays it like it should be played and i think it was "... : eject
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                      I'm not bad, not that good either but I know when I've made a lucky kill and when I've done it on skill ... : Jonathan
                      • Heh i had five headshots (that lead to kills) in a row on that shack server a few days ago. That was luc... : {Venger}
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                      Thats correct. You cant be flawless in CS. Thats bad? : {Venger}
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                        It diminishes everyone playing, and you've no doubt seen this, because you can claim a "lucky shot" ev... : avixe
                        • Well how many people are playing Rainbow six? A hundredth of the CS crowd? I dont think it diminishe... : {Venger}
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                      But that's what makes it fun. You are absolutely right stray random gunfire can sometimes lay you out : weaselmeister
                      • Word brother! : {Venger}
                  • Yeah, that guy was skilled :) The shotguns needs a whole different tactic to be effective, takes some... : {Venger}
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          oh come on. What were you doing, playing at 4 am? I have never seen the SSCSSOD that empty. Any fool c : weaselmeister
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            Roger. But i still have a 300ms ping, take that into account. Oh, and it was four in the morning :) : {Venger}
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              At least your honest about it :) FPC.Weasel : weaselmeister
              • Well i usually still always win so there is seldomly a need for discussion. Tho id rather be holding ... : {Venger}

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• (RADIO):SOMEBODY SET US UP THE QUALITY ASSURANCE! : CS Announcer
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  do they use all Intel machines for QA or something? It seems that all the Athlons are having mad proble... : the archvile
  • Mine runs without shit (Athlon, GF1 , SBlive) : -TKF-
• I wonder if they really test these patches at ALL. They claimed that the QA guys ran the game for like 4... : V0lk

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  i think the non-voting peeps should be kicked off first, since they don't appear to be playing anymore. : Dante
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    that's actually a good idea i can't believe you're saving madgrad! hehe : eject
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      madgrad=The Man : Dante
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        Are you Madgrad's new bitch girlfriend boyfriend? : Kaiser
        • ;)     : Dante
        • no, that's me : eject
    • Of course, you should warn them in SM and give them some time. : Dante
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  eject, i spent two hours doing that friggin logo for the fap pact, cant you atleast reply on my shackmsg... : {Venger}
  • sorry man i got caught up in all this survivor bs.... i like them alot... i'm thinking we'll use on... : eject

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  Ha ha, first day of class. Sharpen your pencils, kiddies. I'm in a giant room full of cubicles ... : avixe
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    Sharpen your pencils, kiddies. EXACTLY. "Here's the syllabus. Go buy the book. Get the fuck ... : Kaiser
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      Ugh. Post-high school sucks because of the book buying. I spent $300 on books last semester and u... : avixe
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        Oh yes and nothing like selling back $300 worth of books, only to get about $50. :( : Kaiser
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          the worst is when the teacher wrote the book and then makes it manditory you buy it to take their class.... : eject
          • BUY MY BOOK!! BUY MY BOOK!! BUY MY BOOK!! : the archvile
          • We don't have anything that obvious, but you gotta wonder when you take "Experimental Methods & Statis : avixe
• training to be asupport monkeyspecialist? : Zoesch
• HOORGAY! : lbsn
• JOORGAY! : V0lk

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  Hey i know! My brother hangs on the Hayabusa (bike) forum where it was posted, by the two guys actually ... : {Venger}
  • hook me up :) : abrasion
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    http://www.labusas.org/ubb/Forum1/HTML/001315.html There are the vids. And look at this btw, recorded... : {Venger}
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      Are you sure this is the one with the asian guy ILLEGALLY driving on UK roads?? Gold Supra : abrasion
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        Uhm.. oh. No this is the one with the american guy beating the first Hayabusa ever in acceleration! o... : {Venger}
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          what's a hayabusa i want TANAKA or some asian dude racing his supra 381k's an hour on the ROAD or some ... : abrasion
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            The GSX 1300-R Hayabusa is the worlds fastest production bike. Tell me if you find the supra movie! : {Venger}
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              And the supra beat the bike? :) impressive only the modded bikes won : abrasion
              • Well yeah, its the first time anyone has ever done that methinks. Tho they were cheating, they had a ... : {Venger}

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  Hey havn't seen you around in a while... : Zoesch
  • same same : {Venger}
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    Back at work for another summer of Shack : avixe
    • And thus, the planets start aligning... : Kaiser
• there not one person in that article I don't worry about : Jonathan

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• it melts into a chocolate-and-mint ooze if you hold it in your hand too long, or if you leave a box of t... : the archvile
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  They're VERY refreshing! FPC.Weasel : weaselmeister
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    Did you play CS with omnious yesterday? : {Venger}
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      I did in fact. FPC.Weasel : weaselmeister
      • Thats cool. [D79]-Venger : {Venger}

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  http://www.shacknews.com/extras/advertising/ : Packet Loss
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    cheers, anything with more history tho? : Jonathan
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      ha! When you said "cheers," I just knew you were from the UK! Every UKian that comes into my store says ... : klerck
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        Or australian, or canadian or south african, even the irish... : Zoesch
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          No, I've had plenty of Canadians; none of them have said it. No Austrlians or South Africans that I can ... : klerck
          • the australians do, maybe South Africans (I know a few that do) but don't know about canadians : Jonathan
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            you HAD several canadians? Boy, no wonder you're the goatse.cxman!!! When I got hit by a car there wa : Zoesch
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              I knew someone would take it the wrong way! : klerck
              • You and your anal fantasies : {Venger}
      • I think its built into our genes sor something? : Jonathan
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      That's all I could find. It doesn't necessarily mean there isn't more somewhere though. If there isn't, ... : Packet Loss
      • Here's some old stuff: http://www.shacknews.com/shack_stuff/ Not really history though :) : klerck

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• Revolting Cocks-Linger Fickin' Good : Zoesch

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  OpenGL! Texture compression in the Settings -> Textures tab... : Barbarian
  • thankies : Torias
• OpenGL. Dynamix recommends you keep texture compression off : jackalope

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  Former Air Force Maj. George Filer III told reporters that when he was at McGuire Air Force Base in New J : NotACommunist
  • i hope the aliens dont get pissed off, they could crush us : raunchy
  • ack :< : moz
  • goddamn headcrabs : jackalope
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  i dont like hearing about aliens existing especially when im about to sleep :/ : pyide
  • haha, same with me, it just scares me : raunchy
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    If you've seen the X-files episode - "Dwayne Barry" - I point you to that. Abduction can be scary! : moz
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      I would like to be stolen from this planet, it would be cool. maybe : NotACommunist
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        would you like to be strapped to a bed, wrapped in plastic and have needles stuck in your eye as in "fir... : raunchy
        • sounds kinda cozy : BLulight
        • Well no. I'm hoping more for a wonderous journey across many galaxies. : NotACommunist
  • look out for the red eyes at the foot of your bed. : dra.
• Scully, I think what we're dealing with here is something that can't be classified, categorized, or easi... : V0lk

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  Bah You and your lpb breathren SHALL DIE : Toraz Chryx
  • id like to fondle your tits why is that phrase stuck in my head what have you done to me : {Venger}

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• Ok, back to myself... Revolting Cocks is on :) : Zoesch

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  when i work out, i feel energized for the rest of that day. it definitely doesn't enhance my ability ... : cpt_gloval
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    ill just pretend you didnt say 'peppy' : raunchy
    • that'd be best for everyone. : cpt_gloval
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  maybe its the food you eat. : fatbeaner
  • yeah, i guess so. maybe not enough sleep too : filthysock
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  Exercising is only 1/2 the equation. your body can be controlled mentally as well as physically. Think... : dysfunctional
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    and eat properly, no greasy shit. : Barbarian
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      Then what's the point of excersising if you can't eat good food : Hizzow
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        McDonald's != good food : Barbarian
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          Didn't say Mcdonalds was good food :) I'm talking about going out to eat. Applebee's, Chili's, Yadda y... : Hizzow
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            You don't stop eating if you're trying to get in shape, and there's nothing wrong with eating at one of ... : Barbarian
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              I think thats my problem, how do i get more protein? more red meat? : filthysock
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                eat tuna fish and salmon. : Barbarian
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                  cool, will do : filthysock
                  • Fish twice a week is good. : lbsn

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• *MILKED FURIOUSLY* : Poor Yurik
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  what == blueshift? : Cosmicfool
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    playing HL as that Barney you see knocking on the door in the trainride scene of original HL. : the archvile
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      yes, it takes place months before HL, and you spend all day patrolling and filling out reports. : klerck
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        umm, no. : the archvile
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          http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame62.html : klerck
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            I'm just saying that that's not the storyline. The storyline was talked about in an article yesterday, ... : the archvile
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              http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame62.html : klerck
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                http://www.gamespydaily.com/news/fullstory.asp?id=1754 There's the interview with Randy Pitchford, wh... : the archvile
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                  http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame63.html This is starting to fit far better than the one he posted... : Poor Yurik
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                    okay, I get the point; I'm not one to pick up on stealth sarcasm. I'm starting to like that site too; m... : the archvile
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                      Or even blatant sarcasm for that matter... : Poor Yurik
                      • this post shows i need sleep. g'nite. : Poor Yurik
                      • yeah, my sister agrees. : the archvile
                • http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame62.html : klerck
              • rofl, that site is awesome. http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame3.html reminds me of the motherfucke... : Poor Yurik
    • This excites me about as much as the prospect of playing the desk jockey in the foyer of UNATCO in Deus ... : Poor Yurik
• That kinda box art owns. Looks very cool! The rendered stuff has lost its impact.. so has the cartoon : {Venger}

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• I'm going to florida tomrrow ? : Cosmicfool
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  I'm about to spend yet another 8-hour session on the Shack, intermittently interrupted by this thing cal... : the archvile
  • heh, me too (different timezone though) : filthysock
  • Yeah, me too. Sounds like fun : avixe

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• Hahahaha. Thats amusing. : Squirrely
• there's a difference between "common phrases" and "copyrighted material", you know. : the archvile

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  who won? : filthysock
  • the dog; no contest. I saw him walk into the livingroom, where Spike was in his cage, and suddenly I he... : the archvile

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  How much can a Mod Team do to fight Cheats.. Will your mod include easy ways of tracking score et : -TKF-
  • Those are great, thanks! : kenmis
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  boxers or briefs? : raunchy
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    Oh man, that one's been done to DEATH. :) tho i did ask in the "personal" section: 7: What kind o... : kenmis
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      ask this: Do you condone the killing of millions of jews in ovens? Cuz I sure do : klerck
      • That's a rhetorical questions, Klerk! who DOESN'T? : kenmis
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      Will your mod Support Web Browsing for the Prisoners? (Read something about the UT Jailbreak could this... : -TKF-
      • I can't even get to the UTJB page. Tho i should ask them about how they like their rival. : kenmis
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  what happens when the prisoners drop the soap? : raunchy
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    I think we all know, Rauncy: www.spr.org : kenmis
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      what the hell are they going to do? Make prison rape against the law???? Rape is already illegal; I don'... : klerck
      • They could change the way the prison system is run. Right now it breeds abusers and rapists. How to ... : RatBastard
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        The simple fact is, prison rape is a seldom occuring but highly publicized facet of life behind bars. C... : kaibosh
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          If you were the new pretty boy in Cellblock C, I don't think you'd think it rare. : Barbarian
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            Have you spent time in a Maximum security penetentiery? I didn't think so. Neither have I, but I work ... : kaibosh
            • I've never been in the pokey myself, but I know people who have. Prison rape is used as punishment on... : Barbarian
      • Check yer messages, sir. : kaibosh
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    This one i put in for you, Raunchy: 8: Since your mod is about prison and jails, how do you feel abo... : kenmis
    • haha woot! ;) : raunchy
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  5. What advice can you give a greenhorn as to where to start learning coding for a C++ kinda mod? 6. ... : kaibosh
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    Wow, those are great. Can i hire you? :) : kenmis
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      If you need more, let me know. I don't know the 'slant' of your interview, but questions are easy to co... : kaibosh
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        yeah, thing is, ive done like 27 of these interviews. 20 questions each, i'm a bit burnt out. : kenmis
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          What site are you writing for? : kaibosh
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            www.themushroom.com I'm the Editor/owner/head nazi, whatever. : kenmis
            • which reminds me, i need to update the page. <grumble grumble> : kenmis
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              Cool, that site is one of original gang. I've just smoked a very large joint and pounded 3 Smirnoff coo... : kaibosh
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                hehe what is it with smoking weed and watching Star Trek? =) Some friends of mine used to do that all t... : andromeda
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                  I always enjoyed the Star Trek drinking game, but i never tried pot /w it. hmmmmm... : kenmis
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                    we tried the star trek drinking game once... I was bad at it... (I kept going to have a drink before I h... : Torias
                    • I didn't know it was possible to be bad at a drinking game. :) : kenmis
  • cuz, ya know, i've got like 4 other mod teams to interview after this. : kenmis

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  its better for data retrieval..for data dvd's...but who has those? : drucifer
  • Yeah, exactly. Like these pr0n DVD's only need to be read at 1X anyways, right? : Barbarian

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• yes : plutonium245
• OHHHHHHHHH...no : drucifer

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• Check the news today on the front page. Now that MSU pr0n server #2 is gone the map was moved to another : kaibosh

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  4? : hawkeye
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    oh okay, so I have it all.. cool : dra.
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      it's pretty damn short, I think you'd know when it was over : hawkeye
      • I haven't watched it at all, i just downloaded it. : dra.
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      btw, I hate you more than before where the fuck do you find all this anime? : hawkeye
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        try irc dal.net #animebaka I got banned from here for some bullshit. #animedivx #animempeg #azn... : dra.
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          I do not understand IRC :( plus I can't hook people up do to my sad upstream bandwidth :( : hawkeye
          • I typically don't hook people up. : dra.
        • efnet, #avcd. SVCDs rule. : Sander Pilon
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      4 VOLUMES... 12 or 14 real episodes (damn, go to www.anipike.com) : Zoesch
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        CN fit it in 4, 1 hour spots IIRC : hawkeye
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          hmm i Have four 30 minute divx episodes. hmm.. : dra.
          • that might be full, follow Zoesch's link, it should tell you : hawkeye
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          I don't remember but I think the original lenght is 20 minute episodes (The rest is the opening ending a... : Zoesch
          • i have it all I'm pretty sure. : dra.

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• "flying fuck through a rolling doughnut" ha ha! gonna have to remember that one. : kenmis
• I would have to say that's better that "Shit fire to save matches" : Hizzow