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• * S H O U L D H A V E S A M P L E D * * : bugsY
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  Whalen4567: JUST STICK IT IN! classy ;) : strider_
  • thats my trade mark quote! That and "horseshit" : Ominous
• my vette could kill j00!! : Ratalon
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  take care of the chevy...its a phat ride oh don't make me laugh : jo-papa
  • I can't make this stuff up! : Ominous
• thats funny too: davecrazy1: you need a better rear end Whalen4567: yea : bugsY
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  watch your liquor boys and girls, you could make an ass of yourself to people you dont even know! : davecrazy
  • hahah : Ominous

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  I don't get it : fat mike
  • kinda slow huh? : jidar
• YOU SHOULD BE GOATFUCKED for that : Xanthos
• omg.. rofl... : jidar
• took me a while to realize the squaw is a native group :D then it took me a while longer to understand t... : Vanny
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  * P Y T H A G O R E A N ' D * Don't disturb my circles! : the archvile
  • I foresee a stupid firebone shack character : nerfherder

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• Your mom : NotACommunist
• HHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR MOM AHAHAHAHA : Lickuright
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  sounds like liz phair to me : ease_one
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    Liz Phair?? Who the fuck is that?? is she hot ?? is she his mom? : Lickuright
    • yeah she is kinda hot actually : ease_one
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    Janet Jackson http://www.dotmusic.com/news/May2001/news19581.asp : -TKF-
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      never would have guessed : ease_one
      • She should buy a WebCam : -TKF-
    • Just of interest; http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010502/re/music_jackson_col_dc_1.html : GoofyBoy
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    I had a Liz Phair album once, Exile in Guyville. Quite strange as I was into industrial thrash metal at ... : Shambler
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      i have that album, its aa great album its really though only chick album i got i dont she has this : ease_one
      • http://www.lizphair.com/ : ease_one
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        The name of this track? :-) : -TKF-
        • #1907 (and ease_one), I'm pretty sure that track is on there as I remember those lyrics. And I think it m... : Shambler
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  Mandy Moore - I Wanna Please You.mp3 : dognose
  • how about NO! : Lickuright

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• Guess for you funny = rude sex joke. Oh well.. : baron calamity

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• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?thread=13785 : drucifer

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• Hypochondria? : Packet Loss
• answered in word : Torias
• stupidity : abrasion

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  Do you have a link to the original? Your friend will never talk to you again. : madgrad
  • I had the original saved locally.. I also sent that link out to several friends on icq... i've sent a : Torias
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  http://www.fluppleworld.com/crap/ep97.html : corey
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    "Can't blame it on lag now can you bitch" OMG lmfao I'm going to hell for laughing at that ... : madgrad
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      yeah, the picture is really funny, go to the page, and hold down ctrl and hit f5 to get a new version of... : Torias
      • wtf? it's fixed again... damnit... they are fucking goat sexing it at random times :( : Torias
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    that comic is fucking awesome http://www.fluppleworld.com/crap/ep99.html thats just nasty...yet sat... : Doom
    • *COUGH* /points at post 2222 : madgrad

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  I havn't been able to get on either. /me cries : Cosmicfool
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    he's probably busy at disney whatever with his new bridge : Torias
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      I'm guessing you meant "Bride" not bridge. : madgrad
      • No I think Clay has really been playing a lot of Bridge Builder. : jidar
      • No, Clay is building a bridge. uh? : Elky
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        No, I meant bridge. I was speaking in a metaphorical sense. She is his bridge to happiness, and a : Torias
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          happiness, insanity, demise.... same difference : eject
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            Wow, the bitterness towards women is coming out early this morning. :) : madgrad
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              hehe will this ever go away? >:( : eject
              • You can make it go away quite easily! With GUN! : madgrad
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                Yes. When you realize that judging all women based on one or a few bad experiences is like judging all g : Packet Loss
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                  i like madgrads answer alot better ;P true, true but 3 in a row now damn : eject
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                    Everyone likes my answers better! I AM A GOLDEN GOD : madgrad
                    • yes.. all bow to the GOLDEN SHOWER GOD : eject
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                    Maybe it's time to re-evaluate your method of choice? : Packet Loss
                    • indeed although i would probably decline any offers right now as well : eject
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                  thats not a good comparison...daikatana really was so bad it made all other games stink...it infected th... : Doom
                  • True. Ever since I played Daikatana part of me worries that no matter what game I put in there will be ... : madgrad
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          *points and laughs* Sorry, it was too funny not to point out I know, I am a bad bad man : madgrad
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            are you still very sexually frustrated? : Torias
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              Yep. Last night I dreamt I was in command of a mighty lesbain orgy and I could just move from one to... : madgrad
              • You have better dreams than I do! Where do I sign up?? : Elky
              • *Points and Laughs* : Torias
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              I had sex last night! WHOOO HOOO! : butch_toenail
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                But did she take it in the dirtbox? (Hi AbRASiON!) : Elky
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                  No... Who's AbRASiOn? : butch_toenail
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                    I'm the man who insists she takes it in the dirtbox >:) : abrasion
                    • Does she do it?!?!?!? : butch_toenail

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• yeah well, the comic is really good, but the fucking webmaster replaced it with goatsex for a significan... : Torias
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  LOL!!!!!!!!1 : eject
  • be carefuly ffs, that page was displaying goatsex not 5 minutes ago, the webmaster used the "bait and sw... : Torias

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  they mean ethernet address, which is the same as a mac address, yes. I think. : Torias
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    That's what I was thinking. I'm just not sure :/ : Elky
    • i'm 99% sure he's right. : abrasion

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  LOL Going grocery shopping? How the FUCK is that like making love without doing it? Hopefully d... : madgrad
  • this list was just waiting for me to make fun of it it was a joke.. seriously and on the list was ... : eject
  • The produce section can be quite erotic ;) http://www.shacknews.com/screens.x/iotd//10/thumbs/fr... : Packet Loss

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  http://www.weather.com/weather/local/34952 : hawkeye
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    http://www.weather.com/weather/local/80226 : Sniper21
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      http://www.weather.com/weather/local/ASXX0112 : Elky
      • I think sydney would be an awesome place to live. I like Australia. : Sniper21
• Sniper21, you poor bastard. I'm east of you in Omaha and it's raining but still really nice. It's like 5... : phil_mckraken

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  they do have the Internet in Israel. Not too big of a user base, though. : the archvile
  • I was joking ;) ICQ is Israeli... : Vantage
• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?person=mad-d00d : [sikander]
• tis ok.. dont really like this kinda trance stuff : [sikander]
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  are there any other songs like Believer - Dies Irae (Day of Wrath)? : fat mike
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    Hmmm.. you mean, like opera/metal? : Vantage
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      yeah, kind of : fat mike
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        Yeah.. Therion is similar.. pretty much anything off the Deggial album. Download Therion - O Fortuna f... : Vantage
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          yeah I did, it's pretty good. seems like it's cut off at the end though : fat mike
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            Hmmm, so it is.. it's just the last 2 or 3 seconds, but still. :( : Vantage
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              yeah, still a good song : fat mike
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                Have you heard the original? : Vantage
                • yep. good stuff : fat mike
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    Try the Therion song (O Fortuna). Similar. : Vantage
    • Good choice... : Zoesch
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  i am sad, cdnow doesn't have LOK :(:(:( : strider_
  • Have you heard anything besides the one song? : Vantage
• i live in NA, and i love yahel =P : h0rus

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  ditto : Torias
  • as in, I too was born in 1980... might have been interpreted that I was born in 1981 : Torias
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  minus 1 : filthysock
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    heh, you suck : Torias
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      well, the posting was slow and i thought it would work but you ruined everything : filthysock
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        you took 40 seconds to make your post, if you had wanted the 1979'th post, you could have had it if you ... : Torias
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          yeah, but i'm at work (still!) as well, can't do both. : filthysock
          • it's all about priorities... obviously you have your priorities all screwed up :) : Torias
• fuck im old (born in 1975). : fatbeaner
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  I'm eben older... 1972 : Zoesch
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    Get on ICQ, me wants to show joo something. : Poor Yurik
    • plz. : Poor Yurik
  • 1968 I WIN! : phil_mckraken
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  1974... Am I past my prime?!?! : butch_toenail
  • yes well, no : Torias

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  Last night I ordered your mom. : Cosmicfool
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    ordered her? no need to order...everyone can have a go : Doom
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      ordered. : Cosmicfool
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        hmmmm you smoke crack...and you shouldn't insult my mother...I'll tell steve on you :oP : Doom
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          Unless your anon, you can't squeal to Stev about being insulted anymore. >:P : madgrad
          • no steve said no insults period :oP not that i really care...wouldn't actually tell on anyone...its all : Doom
  • Delivery time? : phil_mckraken

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• I shackmesseged Maarten about that a few weeks ago. : CGB Spender
• y are you weeding out the shack? LET IT BE. : Cosmicfool

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• You won't be getting a werd today, because Maa'een is doing all the news posting. That means we'll ge... : Elky

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  how did you get 10 karma??? : Torias
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    No idea. A few shackers have it. I've had it for AGES now. Maybe it's because my account is old? : Elky
    • hmmm, some dutch guy probably got stoned off his nut and started giving it out wholesale. : Torias
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      I remember Marteen(?) gave it to you when you asked for it (i think) : -TKF-
      • see! I was right.. : Torias
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        Serious? I have a terrible memory :D : Elky
        • I think "he" is right :-) : kjeldsen

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  shut down!?!? NOOOOOOOoooooooo.. : Elky
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    I know... :( I'd love to keep it running, but I have plans for the 'ol Sparc @ home, and I don't know o... : wazootyman
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      :(* : Elky
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        well hurry up and start leeching! You've got six hours! :D : wazootyman
        • *flexes leechFTP* : Elky
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          should i hammer it with multiple downloads, or do one at a time? what's the really good stuff? : Torias
          • Good stuff is under "Elky" : Elky
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  http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1190752 :) : hawkeye
  • heheh. Yeah I should have pointed it out earlier. I keep missing what goes on here cause of my exams, ... : wazootyman

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  some places are now, and if you live in Cali you've got sales tax IIRC : hawkeye
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    I'm in New Jersey, and I haven't seen online sales tax until now. What's the friggin point of ordering ... : Constrictor
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      I think it's an excuse for them to charge you more money :\ : hawkeye
      • Exactly. How do they decide which state gets the sales tax or which state sales tax rate is used? If t... : Constrictor

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  did he fire you? : hawkeye
  • No, but he was being a little whiner : drucifer
• shoulda gone in and puked on his shoes and got HIM fired : filthysock

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• I think the real goatse.cx image is wider than that : hawkeye
• * A S C I I ' D * : drucifer

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  run a porn server on it and post links to it on the shack. : Torias
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    i think he has 1 way cable : ease_one
    • well that sucks he could set up a dodgy home network, and get the other pc's to hammer the server... : Torias
• search for "stress tests" for Apache : filthysock
• what services do you want to ruN? : boolean
• go to one of those security websites and run a few of them simultaneously, full port scans. Fun!! : Raziel
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  BSD rules as a server. Wish I would have stress tested it before I put the link on the shack though. M... : wazootyman
  • oh yes thank u.. :-) : -TKF-
  • lol, see I'd love to be able to run a huge ass server like you or ommy did, that'd be some great experie... : hawkeye

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• keep trying to get a brain : hawkeye
• the sad thing is, I almost recognise that. : Raziel

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• Did you Download tweakui? eh poke? : -TKF-
• TweakUI : Elky
• you want annoying? Check out Ominous{POP}'s profile! : the archvile

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• no. it might seem like the fun thing to do but sooner or later you'll pay for it... : lacker
• go to school punk : -TKF-
• how many days can you go without being expelled? if you got nearly 10 absent days left, id say go for it... : fatbeaner
• if you're in high school, yes : hawkeye

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  just a friendly reminder lacker: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1563893126/o/qid=988891601/sr=8-... : fatbeaner
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    thanks...i'll be going to borders on saturday morning... : lacker
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      glad you enjoy the series :D : fatbeaner
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        it is really good...i really like the sense of humour of the vampire... : lacker
        • yeah youre gonna find some shit out about Cassidy later... but i better bite my tongue on that. : fatbeaner

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• www.musiccity.com : Packet Loss