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Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Apr 27, 2001 6:12pm PDT
Related Topics – Wack News

After rounding up some more VC funding ER is ready to go for another couple fiscal quarters and chew through that cash like one of our dutch webmasters and a hash bar. ER was quoted as saying "Our projected vertical marketplace analysis indicates stellar growth in core audience demographics which would indicate projected revenue displacement is on the up and up" Rock on!

- Yes lets file this one under one of the smartest ideas ever. - Who doesnt wanna see some of that 40yr old booty? Thanks Cruciform - A story about a penis and yanking, madgrad would be proud. - Its the end of the world! A 19yr old girl was caught with alcohol! Call CNN. Oh yeah, it was the presidents daughter. - Apologies to everyone who cried at the thought of Bill Gates not being the richest man in the world. He still is. - Anyone wondered about that whole sharing a cup at communion thing being healthy?
Lastly does this really surprise anyone? According to a new book on the NSA back in 1962 US Military leaders had planned to commit terrorist acts against Americans and blame Cuba in order to justify an invasion of Cuba.































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    April 28

    On this day in 1945, Benito Mussolini and his mistress are shot dead by Italian partisans. Their bloating, fly-blown corpses were left hanging upside-down from the rafters of a gas station for days. The old ladies of Milan were all impressed by the fact that Il Duce's corpse remained suspended even after that of his mistress had fallen, succumbing to a gruesome combination of gravity and decay. By comparison, the old ladies agreed that Mussolini was very well hung, indeed...