Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Mar 24, 2001 7:11pm PST

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I had something wildly clever and thought provoking ready to intro ER this evening but then thought better of it. ER dont need no flashy introduction, 50million dollar marketing budget or hookers at 3am. This is it!

- It's the weekend, you guys must need some help on the dance floor. - Looks like the whole clone procedures are still a bit shaky. Defects are showing up in cloned animals. Thanks Mike - Oh please oh please oh please let there be spam laws. - Wow, someone finally figured out that super skinny chicks arent all that attractive.

Lastly, that 'foot and mouth' disease is doing a real number. Britain is actually going to be slaughtering 31million animals. That is like, a ton.. no wait, a lot more than a ton.

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