A Haiku Challenge?

It has been three days!
I must write many haiku,
To balance the load.

This post is off-topic.
I like goldfish snack crackers.
Cheddar, anyway.

My synth came today.
Why the hell am I posting?
I'll see you later.

If life were easy,
I would have nothing to do.
Time for more thinking.

One Man's Great Struggle
To Bring Haiku to the Shack
by lurker, et al


Once I saw a star.
That star must have been taken.
My wish was not heard :(

I followed the star.
I wanted to punch its face.
Then a barn hit mine.

'Where the hell am I?'
I saw the Comfort Inn sign.
It ran: "Oops! No rooms"

I spied a baby.
Wrapped in cloth and hay, he cried.
I bought a rattle.

I walked up to him.
Frankincense, myrrh, and rattle.
Gifts for wailing kid.

He turned, and then said,
"Your wish will never come true"
In his best Cagney.

Resisting one urge,
I called him a jackanape.
His face was unharmed.


That was years ago,
But still I'm faced with a quest:
To bring the haiku.

One year and three months.
That's how long it took last time.
Gods! Please hear my plea!

Vantage will tell you.
He'll talk of figures and graphs.
Posting will increase.

Others will tell you.
They'll talk of signal and noise.
Worthless posts abound.

Others still may talk:
"Haiku is pure, just, and good."
They are me; I, them.

We need more haiku.
Though it'd be funny to see,
Haikus do not flame.

We'll join hand in hand,
And spread haiku through the land.
Or maybe we won't.

Time to go outside.
Look at nature, write haiku.
Then play some more games.

ISDN on.
I forgot how great it is.
FSoL owns.

The hundredth comment.
I'm making sure this is the
best haiku you've read.

Thirteen haiku penned.
I wish I could do four more.
Maybe tomorrow.

My apologies.
I wish I were around to
post, but I dozed off.

Sad puppy-dog eyes.
Trapper wants some of my food.
I cannot resist...

Gasp! A quandary!
I may have been counting wrong.
Is ">:(" one syllable?*

*This is a rip-off.
Who wrote the original?
Still, I am sorry.

Went walking tonight.
Calm, quiet, almost perfect.
Then cars messed it up >:(

Picnicking in parks.
What a perfect afternoon.
All you need is food.

Cakes with white icing:
Leading cause of cavities.
Choc-late is better.

Haven't had supper.
Visions of mushrooms haunt me.
I must eat pizza.

The sanding went well.
I am sad I missed Aku.
But we'll meet again.


I used fine paper.
I don't need the extra fine--
Got my money's worth!

Choc-o-late is great.
One time I ate a big hunk.
Don't tell! It was poo.

Disaster today.
The world powers should embrace
The art of haiku.

My friends are all safe--
Akumajo, Klerck, dognose.
Time for post-whoring!

We have eighy-five.
They have one hundred and eight.
This will not take long.

Counting the haiku,
They have one hundred and twelve.
We have ninety-one.*

Now to check for form.
I noticed some cheaters there.
Those 'haiku' don't count.

*at the time of post.
Now the count is upped by three.
Or wait, make that four.

Here's a quick survey.
Anal acne: friend or foe?
Please just one reply.

What do Baha Men,
Radiohead, and A-Ha
All have in common?

I made a haiku
It was funny, but nuked. Bah!
Guidelines suck my ass

Where is DNF?
"When it's done." Cool. When is that?
I will set my watch

For now, a hero.
In a couple of hours*,
I'll be banned for life.


*that's the two-syllable pronunciation. Sorry if you don't say it that way. I'm from the southern US, so I can make the word "red" have three syllables.

your haiku is weak
bring that weak game, you will pay,
will pay with your life! >:(

OMG, I'm here!
If only I still had that
awesome haiku touch.

Grinding teeth; sore jaws
Sweating, breathing rapidly
Max Payne 0wnz my ass

I have a project.
Cabinet to sand, then stain.
Must get a move on.

If there comes a time
When haikus would hit the spot,
I've got you covered.

Wolfenstein demo;
SoF2 nears alpha.
Someone's been busy

A Haiku Challenge:
If you post it, they will come.
At least, lurker will

HAHA IM OFFTOPIC

Daikatana; Nam
I wish I could play these now.
Fucked up day at work

There's a void inside.
The sound of lurker's haikus
Is one hand clapping.

I have set a goal:
Until I gain employment,
I shall post haiku.

Lurker. Haiku Fiend.
He's a one-man cluster of
Tentacle Penii.

Fifty posts per page.
We need nineteen more pages.
Then we'll live like kings.

From dusk until dawn,
My needs are very simple:
Shack, games, and haiku.

Threaded-mode haiku--
Imagine the missing ones.
That's why flat mode owns.

Saturated thread.
But as the old proverb states:
"If I must, I must"

We have descended
Upon this ancient thread like
Tentacle Penii

Lately when I Shack,
sometimes I scroll really slow.
It is "bullet-time."