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Evening Reading

by Maarten Goldstein, Feb 20, 2001 6:00pm PST
Related Topics – Wack News

When it gets dark outside and the rodents and cockroaches crawl out from their holes, you just know it is time for Evening Reading. Because nothing attracts more than that alcoholic smell of ER, who we barely got out of his bed for another performance. Seven days a week, it's hard. But here he is, and here are the stories. And also you should probably get something done about those rodents.

- Wacky celebrity news. Claudia Schiffer is being stalked...by a nude midget. Police can't arrest him because he's trying to sell postcards that he made, which makes it legal according to some German law. - Hey ladies, I can cure too!. - Haha, everyone laugh at the British for being Europe's worst linguists. Ok so you almost never need to know any language besides English, but still. Look at that Dutch score, 78% speaking English as second language. Fear us. - Something tells me this band sucks ass.
Lastly, looking to be happier in life? It's all about constricting your anus.






























  • well since its completely dead (not even a 1000 posts!!) may as well talk about my money to pass the time. lets see here i am currently worth $41,445,242,137.50 weeeee!!!!!!!! ok now lets see how can i explain how much money that is hmmmm how about figuring out how many hours it would take for someone making minimum wage working 24/7 non stop and no taxes to make as much as money i have! at $5.15 per hour it would take an amazing 918,049.26 Years tada! now if your lazy and only work 8 hours a day 5 days a week it would take 3,855,806.90 Years ahahahaha