I Wanna Be a Stormtrooper

I want to be a Rankor. (sp?)

Stormtroopers fucking rock! thats what I want to be!

Ok, I'm taking guesses as to how much the character with the name "Boba Fett" gets sold for on Ebay.

Get on quick folks. The good names are going to disappear quickly. :)

I want to be the planet destroyer Death Star gun (with feet).

But the main question is...

Do I get to throw Thermal Detonators around like candy? In the RPG, they did like 10d6 damage!

Can I be a tribble?

Oops, wrong game.

already with the petitions!

great.

Stormtrooper
these white-armored Imperial troopers were the footsoldiers of the EmperorÂ’s war machine. They are extremely loyal to the Empire, but are also extremely expendable. Although there are many rumors about stormtroopers being clones, in general the average stormtrooper is a normal human male who fits within a certain physical and mental profile. They wear an 18-piece suit of white armor covering a two-piece, temperature-control body suit. The armor houses an energy source and various implements, and snaps together around the trooper. The helmet contains a polarized visor and communication gear. The image of the white-clad soldiers was one of the primary ways the Empire instilled fear in its subjects, but the bright white armor was not suited for many environments, as the Empire learned at the Battle of Endor. So, in the years following the death of the Emperor, Imperial factions began camouflaging their armor to blend in with their surroundings. Stormtroopers train for one of a number of different mission profiles, based on the environment in which they will operate. Basic training allows stormtroopers to operate in temperate or controlled interior environments. Cold Assault Troops wear specially-modified armor so that they can operate in harsh, frozen environments. Zero-G Troops wear highly-refitted, vacuum-resistant armor for use in deep space. Scout troops are assigned to garrison posts, employing speeder bikes and other swift craft to patrol surrounding areas. Aquatic Assault troopers are equipped to operate in marine or other underwater arenas, while Desert Assault troopers were trained to do battle in the harsh conditions of a desert. Radtroopers were specially-trained to perform operations in areas with high concentrations of radioactivity, and the Shadowtroopers of the Storm Command were among the most elite special forces troops in the Imperial military. (SW, SWSB, ISB, TSC, TME, COTF, BW, ROE)

I want to be a Shadowtrooper. "Stick together team."

My other car is a Super Star Destroyer.

first annoying two-headded announcer i see gets a big wookie boot to the head.

pup (i want to be that fat square droid)

Wasn't there a book about a rogue stormtrooper?

Besides, who dreams of playing a nameless Rebel peon?

I want to play as Emperor Palpatine so that any Imperial character would have to do what I say. That would be awesome.

can i be luke's severed hand ? :}

I hope to be the first on the server with a full suit of Mandalorian Battle Armor. (The armor Boba Fett wears).

Even if it takes me 47 weeks, 3 days, 19 hours, 21 minutes, 54 seconds of camping the Trash Compactor monster just to get it!

i want to be jabba the hut. either that or the sarlac.

But can I be a....LUMBERJACK?????

Not only that, but online petitions never go anywhere. No one ever listens to them.

I have to agree with Verant. The stormtroopers are cool but I dont think you should be able to play them. It just couldnt be done properly. Having 5,000 stormtroopers running around doing whatever they wanted to is no way to run an Empire. :) The people that want to play stormtroopers should just choose the be bounty hunters that work for the Empire. Theres a lot more freedom to do what you want and you dont have to keep your armor polished if you dont want to.

All hail these pathetic losers for even coming up with this petition idea, let alone following throught with it. Get a life.

All hail Verant! Doing their best to make this game as sucky as possible before it even comes out.

I just plain give up

May I have ten thousand marbles, please?