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Evening Reading

by Maarten Goldstein, Feb 17, 2001 5:58pm PST
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Mister ER, star of the show, is taking it slowly tonight. Word on the streets is some gang members are looking for ER, they can't stand his popularity. So he's gotta lay low for a while. Be sure to contact the police if you see any suspicious people.

- Disney World? Tsss. Join the commies and visit Stalinworld.
- Love the Playstation so much that it's your religion? It happens.
- Shit, we're getting dumber. We probably need to blame violent videogames and Marilyn Manson music. Although the guy ends his article saying he doesnt really know if we're getting dumber or smarter, so wtf.
- Those XFL fans sure are cool. Only not.
Lastly, always wanted that sex change? The city of San Fransisco will pay for you.