My Neighbor Sucks

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• He called the shit, POOP! : iceNine
• "Looks like Fido had a hand in this!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker : jvox

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• throw a rock wrapped in firecrackers into his apartment : hawkeye
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  A friend of mine from work once had a girlfriend who was evicted from her apartment for no good reaso... : psychobean
  • geez, that must've reeked like hell : hawkeye
• make friends with someone in the phone company and get them accidentally mix up the guy's number with a ... : TargetBoy
• find out the guy's name and sign him up for all sorts of kinky catalogs, sign him up for free offers for... : TargetBoy

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  FUCK seems like alot of people in here have some fucked neighbours. god,.. i've never had that ... : abrasion
  • yeah no shit. i dont fuck with them, they dont fuck with me, and its all good. : fatbeaner

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  Uhh... yeah, so? Megatron was one of the biggest Decepticons, yet when he transformed he could fit oh : Rev. Trimble
  • And if StarScream hated him so much, why didn't he just wait until he transformed into the gun and just... : Pointy
• kinda like hockey players throwing down their gloves, or baseball players throwing donw their bats : hawkeye

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• where do you get that? : Barbarian

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• kidding.... dont arrest me micky mouse : Walt Disney

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  no she was decidedly unattractive. : Steve Gibson
  • then you should have shut the dorr after you answered it and saw her : jerenity
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  doesn't matter, sTeve already has a 1337 girlfriend : hawkeye
  • what she doesn't know won't hurt her : jerenity
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    yeah she can flash BIOS's and shit, wtf, im afraid to flash my own *mails computer to steve's woman* : tomservo
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      flashing BIOS' scares the piss outa me, one little slipup and * F U X 0 R D * : hawkeye
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        i did that the other night when it beeped to say it was done i was thinking "oh shit, oh shit, i just ... : jerenity
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          a very expensive paper weight :) : hawkeye
          • exactly luckily all i had to do was dry my pants out : jerenity
          • that's why I love my dual bios on my mobo. If I mess up the flashing just load the secondary bios and a... : Anti_dentite
      • I've never updated my Bios. Don't know how. Too scared. : Cygnus X-1
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      WHOA! you do NOT go messing with a man's bios thats just not human : jerenity
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        i'd let her flash my bios ;D kidding *runs from steve* : tomservo
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          OMG SOMEBODY BAN THAT MOFO! : hawkeye
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            no, hes kinda cute..... jerenity waves and winks at tom.... : jerenity
            • a/s/l??!?!?!? ;) jk no really : tomservo
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      she helped me swap out a motherboard last week, such a sweetie :) : Steve Gibson
      • d00d...stop mocking us... You know she's one of the only chicks ever that can do computer stuff. i : hawkeye
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        i know a female that can... LISTEN TO THIS! she can actually TURN THE COMPUTER OFF but she cant : jerenity
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          We are not all retards. : bitchtechgrl
          • just 99.999999999999999999% of you : jerenity
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            FAP FAP FAP : avixe
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              well put retard : jerenity
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                FA Yes, well. We can't always be proper. : avixe
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                  S'okay. I have gotten much worse than that around here. : bitchtechgrl
                  • Oh yes, absolutely. : avixe
    • It's easy. fuck I've flashed damn near all of the BIOSes at work and never had problem one. 'cept on ... : jo-papa
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  that would definitley contribute to the 'bitch factor' : tomservo
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    As a bitch, I must say that her actions are not in line with our normal code of conduct. Drop kick her ... : bitchtechgrl
    • bwaaaaaahahaha : tomservo
    • I love you ;) : BanjoBoy
    • you rule. : 1892

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• let me put it this way. What's sms? I know, but it's practically non-existant alot of places : hawkeye

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• Isn't the East side the gay side? : Barbarian

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• Plum? You mean plump, or does she have some sort of circulation problem? : Dr. Nick

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• steve is making it all up. He lives in a mansion on the east coast with playboy wives and he shoots peo... : Silentlobotomy

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• k that wud freak me out for a few weeks : [sikander]
• I would have eaten the tasty rotting flesh : klerck
• hahaha I laughed myself. I mean, that's fucking horrible but it just seems like something out of a mel ... : Silentlobotomy

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• I LOVE YOU : klerck

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  It's time to put the SEX back into homosexual! : klerck
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    so you saw will and grace tonight too? : davecrazy
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      no.. please tell me that didn't say that on that show. I wouldn't go near that show ;( : klerck
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        actually they used that line in tonights episode. watch for yourself (if your not on the east coast) : davecrazy
        • puke ;( I'm on the east coast. I hate that show anyway : klerck
• what did it look like? : skitzo
• the house in the christian neighborhood i was talking about was haunted. Some freaky ass shit went on i... : romulan

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  I am leaving as well. I need to go and shave in anticipation. I am going to get some tomorrow night. : bitchtechgrl
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    that makes you the only person who posts on the shack who is gonna get laid tomarrow. heh : davecrazy
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      Unless it turns out that her boyfriend is visiting to tell her that he's running off to join a monastery : Sampo
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        then it would be skitzo's time to make his move! i would be like "Sup" : skitzo
        • "Well, no point in letting all that preparation go to waste!" : Sampo
        • EMILIOOO!!! : hawkeye
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          of course, it could all be part of the experiment and bitchtechgirl could really be a guy examining the ... : TargetBoy
          • Don't even joke about that. You're trying to give me a heart attack, aren't you. : Sampo
          • Don't do that to my mind man... :( : skitzo

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  how much longer till DBZ is new? : hawkeye
  • how much longer until he gets that quote right? :( : skitzo

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• Well, he is in Texas. Wait, no, he isn't... shit, I dunno. : Sampo
• 345 well hot air gets stuck to the celing hence turn celing fan on in reverse.. you get it movin back d... : locobastard

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  elizabeth? The small boobs/high voice thing is kinda cute : Draino2dMAX
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    the small one yeah she's hella hot (IMO at least) : hawkeye
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      Yea, Kerri or w/e (the big tit chick in kucha) is okay. Nothing special though, just tits. : Draino2dMAX
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        not kerri the REALLY small cute chick in the winning tribe : hawkeye
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          Yea thats who i mean. Elizabeth She's the hottie. Got the small boobs/high voice cute thing working... : Draino2dMAX
          • she got an apple too, so fantasies weren't ruined with nasty bug shit : hawkeye