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Evening Reading

by Maarten Goldstein, Jan 31, 2001 6:08pm PST
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The Evening Reading was delayed tonight, flat tire on the way over. A rescue chopper quickly picked him up though, however he forgot his briefcase with the stories, forcing ER to come up with new stories at the spot. Sometimes you just need to improvise.

- Who do these lawyers think they are. Here is one claiming a guy hit his head against his hand, instead of the other way around..Riiiight. Thanks GLadiator.
- In this age of digital warfare and what not, you wouldn't think there would still be real pirates. And I'm not talking about software pirates. According to a new report, pirate attacks have reached an all-time high even. Ahoy matey. - Thanks to JGene for informing us about the fact that prisoners in Minnesota are gonna have to miss one more privilege, the one allowing them look at naked chicks. Bummer. Everyone deserves naked chicks. - And talking about a chick who's been naked often, Anna Nicole Smith, she is still in that lawsuit trying to get money from the family of her late 90-year-old husband, she's saying she needs the money because "'It's very expensive to be me". Aww, isn't that just sad?
Leave it to Microsoft to take a stab at the competition again, a Wired article has quotes from Microsoft's Doug Miller ("There really isn't much value in free",etc) offering his opinion on Linux, as if it really is a threat to the Windows dominance already.


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