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Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Jan 22, 2001 5:59pm PST
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Philosophers have been arguing over what the true meaning of love and happiness is for centuries. Due to a pending patent I cant reveal just how I was able to come up with the definitive answer, but you guys will just have to believe me. ER is the source of all that is good in the world, and what really makes us all happy. George Clooney is still holding out on his latest contract negotiations though. That little bitch.

- I guess it only takes 4 days to heal. Jesse Jackson will continue his public crusade pushing equality and morals. Last week he announced that he had an affair and a child in secret. - If you're still wondering what IT is, then you'll be even more curious what THAT is. Thanks Chip - George Bush's web presence kicked off in almost expected fashion. "Put something meaningful here". Heh. Thanks Ant - A cute story about all those horribly dumb warning labels you see on toothpaste etc.
Lastly, this is good... the game of soccer has nominated for the 2001 Nobel Peace Prize. Despite more than a dozen people died at Soccer events last year alone due to riots. "Swedish lawmaker Lars Gustafsson insisted Monday that soccer helps international relations." Thanks Aphelion