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Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Jan 09, 2001 6:02pm PST
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The evening is upon us, and with it comes the favorite past-time for the literate amongst us. Hot naked sex with supermodels! But since I cant really provide that for you guys here and Maarten is on strike, we're gonna go with a bunch of goofy stories instead:

- This is gonna change the world guys, not sure how though. Thanks Pablo Nevares - Microsoft and La-Z-Boy in cahoots! They have actually made a recliner... end of the world... Thanks Jason Ellis - Uh.. someone paid out $173,000 for a bigass fish. Seafood is gross, especially bigass fishies. - (Warning, penis!) Wanna choke your chicken and you arent sure how to describe it? This is for you! Thanks Eric
Lastly, ever ponder the origins of the universe? This oughta amuse you for a few minutes. Then you'll probably cry.