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A Christmas Story?
by Steve Gibson, Dec 24, 2000 5:30am PSTSo, being as that it is the day before Christmas, everyone is supposed to do silly things with your family or friends or something and smile at grandma telling her what a blast you are having babysitting your puking and pooping nephew. As you sit there waiting that extra hour for the rest of the family and happen to load up the page, why not share the joy (anguish) of past Christmas excursions? I think my favorite one is when I was a young teenager, we drove 7hrs to some amusement park, and got a flat tire about 90 minutes away from the place. We spent the night in a hotel (car places were all closed) and I woke up with a roach on my arm. That sucked a lot.
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Merry Christmas!
VM
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Moral of the story? Go kill yourself.
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GOD DAMMITlkaLDFK:AD
Wait... fuck.
Now this wasn't by choice. Its my parents wanting to take my niece and nephew so I am somehow suckered into it. I told them to give me the money instead and I would go to Vegas. No dice(literally). I am stuck with this shit. I guess it could be worse, a Barney cruise.
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http://www.noradsanta.org/english/radar.html
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Ten miles north of Kavala, Greece, lies the wasteland that stretches between this port city and Turkey. A bunch of us got drunk, put together a basket with some food and bottles of wine, and got in Olga's beat up old Volvo. We were taking this stuff to some villagers whom she knew -- an old couple, with no electricity, living in a ramshackle farmhouse.
When we got there, the shotgun was still smoking. You'd think there'd be a cleaner way to kill an ox, but then I'm a city boy and what the hell do I know. A neighbor or friend had killed the beast, and now they were cutting it open, splitting the huge chest from neck to groin. Do you know how much blood comes out of a 500-pound animal? It ran along the frozen earth steaming, and it smelled like sour wine.
Anyway, we delivered the goods, the old lady of the house delivering leathery kisses to our cheeks, bringing us inside and forcing some Greek pastries on us. The house was chilly; I noticed Saran wrap covering up a missing pane. Later, dropped off at the place I was renting, I remember thinking it was a pity I couldn't fuck Olga, who was engaged. Ah, well. That's Christmas -- better to give than receive. ;)
Happy holidays, Shack.
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* N E W Y E A R ' S E V E 6 6 6 ' D *
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M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S, H A P P Y C H A N U K A H, F E L I Z E N A V I D A D, J O Y E U X N O E L! ! !
Thank you, and goodnight.
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"The sun's going out! HOORAY!!!"
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-Quag
40 GB 7200 RPM ATA 100 Hard Drives make Baby Jesus smile!
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oh wait.....nm....
I don't have any interesting xmas stories to tell!
:(
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Even the drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.
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http://www.amigothornot.com/r/?eid=ANGS&key=WDNRJ
LOLOLOLOL
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No matter what you paid.
I may not be able to change the whole fucking world,
but I can be the million that you never made.
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OHH YEAH!!!!!!
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When was SNICKERS® introduced?
SNICKERS® was first introduced to the public in 1930 and is now the number one selling candy bar in the United States.
http://www.m-ms.com/cai/snickers/faq.html
If the people that make it call it a candy bar, who are we to argue? :)
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