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Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Dec 05, 2000 6:01pm PST
Related Topics – Wack News

After sending a couple of satelites over my apartment NASA is pretty sure that they have conclusive evidence linking Evening Reading to life on Mars. A press release will be made soon. When asked what prompted the study a NASA official who didnt wish to be named said "They've just got some messed up shit going on over there, its gotta be aliens because we've pinpointed Mr. Goldstein on the other side of the planet during the occurrences"

- Some dude watched Fight Club a few too many times and decided to bust himself up. Didnt work. Thanks Cygnus X-1 - Those Microsoft guys are just poking their noses everywhere. They've decided to harass AOL and Time Warner now. - What? You want to talk to the supervisor of that worthless employee? Better read this first. Thanks /. - Man I'm glad the Shack server never crashes, because then I wouldnt be able to laugh at Amazon.com!
Lastly, Aww... poor OJ Simpson is getting hit with another lawsuit. A guy kills a couple people and its just like everyone is mean to him. How come?


























  • hehehe. It's fun looking back through older stuff. (this is from a test shack design I did):
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    293 Comments / D-Thread / Thread - Taco Eatin' Jack

    I went out to see a movie this weekend, Ass Extravaganza 9. It was pretty good. It has your generaly cheesy quality, but the plot was actually decent. I'd recommend you go see it if it is playing nearby. Afterward, I went to Taco Bell and picked up some tacos. You know, they make some good tacos. I like tacos. You should eat some tacos after you watch the movie, too.
    Maybe soon Steve will get off his lazy ass and update the suckage.

    update Steve: Who are you callin' lazy, Taco Man? I'm 43204325x more 1337 than j00!

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    carry on with your day ;)