Evening Reading

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  I've heard it look AMAZING!! Saw it a friends place Yesterday : kjeldsen
  • im hoping : TheTick
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  alice is out already? : lurker
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    it depends on your definition of "out" i suppose : ermac
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      well... when the demo comes out (just the demo, not the special demo), shackmessage me in case I miss it... : lurker
      • its not a demo : TheTick
  • yes it is currently in distribution (hehehe) : TheTick
  • i guess... he always get this stuff : kjeldsen
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  you must tell me if it is good, and if it is i will get the warez/demo candy bar out of kitchen and eat ... : ease_one
  • it looks amazing and from what i could tell has that Weird Alice atmosphere... Q3 Engine at it's best i ... : kjeldsen
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  Fucking pirates. : Michael Jackson
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    Fucking little kids. : ermac
    • Fucking Earmuffs. : Michael Jackson
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      thats sick dude...lets not start talking about the olsen twins again thank you : TheTick
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        Arrrhhhhh I hate the fucking olsen twins!! fucking little ugly slutz!!!! : Grunt
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          heh that ought to start another thread : TheTick
          • I want to douse them in gasoline and set them ablaze : klerck
    • PEDOPHILE! : lurker^2
  • no...beta tester... or something : TheTick

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  STOP BEING SO RACIST! : klerck
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    What? Fags are a race now? Love, Al Gore : Al Gore
    • I'm being facetious of course :P : klerck
    • this from the guy who doesn't know what the meaning of the word "is" is. oh wait, that was slick will : the archvile

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• and on that note...has anyone else noticed that bill clinton has been keeping his profile low and mouth... : dysfunctional
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  dys... did the new stuff come in today? :) : lurker
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    Nah...I ordered today though, be here on tues :-) {dys}: Gonna be pimping the t-bird : dysfunctional
    • ah... okay. Give me more time to decide in advance what to up, anyway ;) cheers : lurker

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  YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to Fry's tomorrow!!!! I hear it sucks pretty hard... : dognose
  • Well, I thought it was cool. We had a UK copy at work for a few months and we all tried it out. I liked ... : klerck

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• OH YEAHHHHHH : anon@syr.edu
• wow, this is pretty amazing : klerck
• THAT'S RIGHT, COMRADE!! : GiantCommunistROBOT
• oh no, not again!! : _-pupismyhandle-_
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  It starts. This message brought to you by: Incendiary Penis. : Incendiary Penis
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    your obsession with phallic imagery would seem to indicate some repressed feelings... there are homoerot... : Sigmund Freud
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      igmund Freud's Sanity is dead. : Friedrich Nietzsche
      • Casts Resurrection on Sigmund Freud's Sanity. : 13th Level Cleric
    • WATCH OUT INCENDIARY PENIS, HE WANTS TO PORK YOUR MOM! : anon@syr.edu

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  HI BROTHER HOW ARE YOU TODAY! : POKEY THE PENGUIN^4
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    THAT IS NOT A POKEY THE PENGUIN QUOTE! ONE DEGREE OF SEPARATION ARE WE! : king_darius
    • well, maybe it is a pokey quote, i haven't read through all the archives... : king_darius
    • Uh-oh. Love, Al Gore : Al Gore
    • FILTHY MIDGETS! : POKEY THE PENGUIN^4
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    SILENCE INFIDEL! THERE IS BUT ONE POKEY AND YOU ARE NOT SHE HE, COMRADE!! : GiantCommunistROBOT
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      okey The Penguin is dead. : Friedrich Nietzsche
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        fuck you bitch. If I were 13th level cleric, I'd fuckin resurrect that ho : stephen hawking
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          The power of The Force compels you!!! : Obi-Wan Kenobi
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            I would let one of those sexy lightsabers penetrate me. They seem so HOT : Britney Spears
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              Wouldn't you rather swing with a sexy foreigner? : Linus Torvalds
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                I can swing any way you want, baby : Britney Spears
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                  Stay away! That sexy cheesecake is mine!! : Elizabeth Dole
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                    You call your religion science bitch? You best step the fuck off before I cap yo ass : stephen hawking
                    • I'm sorry, I don't understand. : Elizabeth Dole
                    • I love religion, it goes well with gravy.... : _-pupismyhandle-_
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        pokey's been dead ever since we found out who he was! : king_darius
        • wheres the cleric when u need him :| : sexninja!!!!
      • Casts Resurrection on Pokey The Penguin. : 13th Level Cleric

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  oh yeah... keep forgetting you are on the west coast... sorry, steve :\ : lurker
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    Hehe, now that we know Steve is on the scene, everybody's hammering F5 fot the eloosive fp. : Kaiser
    • actually, I was recording myself saying 'fap...fap...fap...fap...fap..fap..fap..fap.fap.fapfapfapfapfapf... : lurker

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  It's addictive like crack... I only ever play fps games on my computer, aside form MDK2, and I lov... : |hawkeye|
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    its so cake with the keyboard (i dont have a gamepad) i tried it on a controller, it was really tough t... : tomservo
    • I picked up a cheap ass game pad at fry's on sale for .99 The game is much better with a joypad, E... : RatBastard_us
• yup, beause that's exactly my opinion about games, and i like it! although i played it through : ILF

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  must be broke and stuff...try the Print Screen button, that usually works for me : Orion
  • I dunno... a combination of Ctrl-Alt-Del usually works for me. Or, if I'm too lazy, there's always th... : lurker
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    Print .. Screen? : avixe
    • Yeah, it's that button that (oddly enough) prints your screen. : Sampo

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• goodnight! : ermac
• morning slut : Orion
• Top O da fuckin mornin to ya! : RatBastard_us

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  heh. Same here. I think I'm gonna go trim my toenails, paint my house, cook a gourmet meal, and then c... : lurker
  • yeah no shit, i got stuff to do, like milk the cows and feed the chickens, a girlfriend to call. d... : Orion

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  Damn it feels good to be a gangsta : lurker
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    hut up fag ill get om to kick you off his ftp : gayfag4president
    • we do not use that type of language around the children! : Orion
  • one of the best parts is when they take that printer out to the field and beat the shit outta it. : Orion
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  2 werds.....jennifer aniston :D *drool* : shaft
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    yeah she is kinda hot and stuff. maybe just a wee bit : Orion
    • just a wee bit?!??!? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND!?!?!?! ;) : lurker

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• Then you can thank God that you didn't see Klerk's watermelon pic yesterday... : x-eyd|mary

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• I'll second that motion. : x-eyd|mary

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  heh. Refreshed 20+ times and click on the banner at the top every time. and about 80% of those were ... : lurker
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    heh. finally showed up: http://adfarm.mediaplex.com/ad/bn/755-1005-1331-0?990975261 : lurker
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      you are making some hits ? :-) : kjeldsen
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        I guess so... kinda bored now... think I'm gonna go fetch my mic and record some stuff again ;) Too b... : lurker
        • hmm... I can do a pretty close H-L grunt impression (my personal opinion of the matter... I'll upload so... : lurker

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  oh!!! i got that one already! its cake man you dont have to do it from the vent you can do it from th... : tomservo
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    Heh....well, it's tough for me! =( OWNED by servo... : |hawkeye|
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      haw haw :) have you gotten alot of the gaps in 'skate heaven' ? : tomservo
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        We haven't unlocked that one yet....we still gotta beat it with a few more guys... 71 gaps I think... : |hawkeye|
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          yeah, i think so.. unsure one cool thing about the PC version which (im pretty sure) isnt in the PSX ... : tomservo
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            Aww man, that would have been nice... I miss the downhill maps like they had in the first one...th : |hawkeye|
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              hehe ok, yeah im nodding off too :D well um... my character is named "Anal_Foam"... just a nu... : tomservo
              • Our character is named "Manuel Bolivar" after (one of) my rommmate's dad. So we always say, "godda... : |hawkeye|
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            Aight, nighty night Tom...I must sleep now. See, I'm still alive! Heh. school is hell fun, two : |hawkeye|
            • haha fun :) later man, i'll email yah : tomservo

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  When did you wake up? : Grunt
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    i've been up :) just been playing lotsa tony hawk 2 : tomservo
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      email, f00ker! : |hawkeye|
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        hahahahahahaha "Syrup1 is a pic of me having my mouth filled with man-syrup for a dollar." you slu... : tomservo
        • Muahahaha, I'm a total whore, I'm sorry! ;) : |hawkeye|
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      Never played it.... : Grunt
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        you must go buy it now....I think me and my roomies have played it daily ever since we found a demo d... : |hawkeye|
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          dude my friends (the same 2 dudes that sit around and smoke w33d and play Tony Hawk all day) they : tomservo
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            GRRR! ARGH!!! FACK!! I was soooo close to breaking 800,000...but the biggest combo we've ever done... : |hawkeye|
            • hehe dude i didnt believe it at first, but yeah, its true, and fucking amazing. the best high score i... : tomservo
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            What's the secret? Do they do a bunch of quick jumps/manuals, so that the manual meter is always cen... : |hawkeye|
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              hahaha no trick really in the france level they just go around and around and around and and around and... : tomservo
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                So, on france, their combo lasts the entire 2 minutes? * I M P R E S S E D * sheeit, I dunno ho... : |hawkeye|
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                  hehehe definitley :) my favorite courses are france, school2, and skatestreet the longest i held a ... : tomservo
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                    Hell yeah, I know exaclty what you're talking about! I do that move as part of my school2 "routine."... : |hawkeye|
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                      damn, you can do that? i cant ever get enough speed... well i still gotta buy more stats for my charac... : tomservo
                      • Yeah, up your stats, definitely. Our character is almost maxed out on everything.... Be sure to h... : |hawkeye|
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                    "Are you Serious??" is one of the hardest gaps in the game...wel, it's not too bad if you come off th... : |hawkeye|
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                      "You jump off the last portable, with the fat vent thing on it, and you land on the roof of the near bui : tomservo
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                        They all go in a line, right? You go out the window..."drop out roof gap", you launch up and grind t... : |hawkeye|
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                          i see :) im gonna try that then for sure, i'll let ya know that suprises me that that one is that hard... : tomservo
                          • I dunno what it is, but for suicidal roof gap, you need a lot of speed to get off that last building ... : |hawkeye|
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                    I'll check the demo out. Why is Spiderman on the skateboard in some of the pictures? Thanks, |hawKEy... : dognose
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                      Spiderman is a secret character...dunno why. There are leet videos of Tony Hawk and some other guy... : |hawkeye|
                      • hehehe yeah, the first night i got it i cheated because i was fucking sick of the france level and wante... : tomservo
                    • spiderman is a secret character in the game you have to unlock :) its nothing special really, just the... : tomservo
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  What's the best way to lock a woman's knees together? Marry her. : dognose
  • hahahahahahahaha : tomservo
• what do all the women in the abused-wives-shelter have in comon?? THEY DON'T FUCKING LISTEN!! S : Cygnus X-1
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  Check j00r hotmail, oatmeal-face!!! : |hawkeye|
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    ! :D * C H E C K X X X 0 R 1 N G * : tomservo
    • Joo should be nicely suprised!!! =D : |hawkeye|

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• Heh, one can find the coolest things via Random Comment, can't one. That led to a pretty interesting th... : dognose

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• unnecessary? Whachu talkin bout, Willis? ;) : lurker
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  Isn't whatsername in that, with that other girl? Or am I thinking of that other movie? : dognose
  • no, she was in that movie, whatchacallit, with the other girl with the breasts. : anon@syr.edu
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    sounds like almost every movie ever made ;) Wasn't that directed by that guy and had that person in i... : lurker
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      If you know anyone who works in a music CD store, they will tell you that customers call or come in and ... : dognose
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        I still think the time that some guy came into my store and asked for Playstation 9 is worse. :( : klerck
        • Why did he do that? Did he get mad when you told him they weren't out yet? : dognose
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          hahaha! Stupid person (and stupid Sony). Sony had a commercial where they had all kinds of fancy cra... : lurker
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            Ah... so I would have appreciated klerck's story more if I watched TV? I haven't seen that commercial. ... : dognose
            • no, the story is still funny because of the idiocy of the guy, but having seen the commercial can explai... : lurker
      • heh. I could probably work at a CD store then ;) I know jack about movies. : lurker

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• where did you find it? : Grunt
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  His computer is a keyboard hooked up to a Teddy Ruxpin doll. : dognose
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    Oh crap, that joke may not fly outside the US. : dognose
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      over my head : kjeldsen
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        Yeah, sorry. I get unconsciously xenocentric. It's not really worth explaining, but a Teddy Ruxpin is ... : dognose
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          wtf... i didn't miss a thing i guess..... :-) : kjeldsen
          • Naw. Maybe if I had said "Etch-A-Sketch"??? Or, hey! Maybe if I had shut the hell up in the first p... : dognose
  • hey I used to have one of those :D : klerck