Evening Reading

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• The_janitor gets my vote : JT
• *Feels a recount joke coming* : JT
• 8-ball : hawkeye
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  Though they're all um nice for a lack of a better word, I'd have to vote for the_janitors.. that eight-... : prower
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    Wait a second my chad is still dangling! My vote does count still right??? : prower
    • NO. In fact, the font for this thread is illegable, therefore none of these votes count because we... : The_Janitor
• I've gotta vote for Gladiator's. Crazy engineering feats ownz me. : The_Janitor
• I officially cast my ballot for Smeggie's Bong. Although I would easily smoke w/ any one of you guys (ye... : illogical
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  8BALL...assuming of course that it fuctions correctly. : The Tim
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    And it does. I would make a video of it if I had the bandwidth/hosting space/camera : The_Janitor
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      Very cool... hmm the whole only respond to this thread with you vote didn't seem to take... : The Tim
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        Do rules like that ever take on the shack? : The_Janitor
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          I suppose not, I guess its cool as long as everyone only responds with their vote to the original post...... : The Tim
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            Good point. By tomorrow's Evening reading? And votes by names created on Nov 28 or 29 don't cou... : The_Janitor
            • Seems fair to me... : The Tim
            • alright that sounds good, though I doubt much posting will be going on after werd/1st post tomorrow. per : Gladiator
• I'm going to cast my vote for Smeggie his "modular" water pipes are almost identical to my old, dead ... : pyide
• ..::ATH1337 & GLADIATORS::.. for the Macguyverability(tm) of it. : skitzo
• I've gotta vote for you Gladiator. I think that modular one is really cool but you'd prolly stare in a... : DinK
• Gotta vote for GLadiator on this one : unholyc
• I gotta give it up to GLadiator. : -Panther-
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  FIREFIST SMASH GLADIATOR!!! : Firefist
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    is that a vote for or against? : Smeggie
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      I was about to ask the same.... : Gladiator
      • I say we throw out his vote cause if he can't do something as simple as clearly indicate his choice ...... : GoofyBoy
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  I don't think its fair to vote on how it looks, the winner should go to the one which smokes the best :... : pyide
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    I believe it was clearly stated in the rules bongs will be judged both on aesthetics and functionality. : The Tim
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      how? : pyide
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        http://www.geocities.com/bongshacka/ : The Tim
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          that doesn't explain anything :) : pyide
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            Hmm...right you are. My bad, nevermind. : The Tim
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              This is the explainer. http://www.shugashack.com/funk.y?id=518317 From the original Thread http... : The_Janitor
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                *ahem* http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame41.html ;p : Gladiator
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                  Will someone help me grease my file-drawer? : The_Janitor
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                    I can get a hooker to jack you off, but it'll cost you. : illogical
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                      hey that sounds good... how much does she charge? : pimpstick
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                        i dont know, she never charges me. i guess like $50? : illogical
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                          That ugly huh? :) : MarksmanX
                          • hugh hefner did'nt think so. : illogical
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                          fifty is too much for a handjob... I was thinking more like ten. For $50, she better take it in the p... : pimpstick
                          • she's pretty reasonable, just keep it out of her hair. : illogical
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          someone tell the tard in charge of this contest that shipping seeds anywhere in the u.s. is a federal... : [crow]
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            Someone tell [crow] that he shouldn't assume the contestants are american. : Gladiator
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              Hmmm.. is it illegal for a foreign person to send illegal substances to someone in the states if it's no... : Vantage
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                what the goverment does not know cannot hurt them. : illogical
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                  yeah, and the government wouldn't think to let drug dogs run thru the airplane that JUST CAME FROM AM... : [crow]
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                    that's why you pack the seeds in plastic and hide them in coffee grounds. : illogical
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                      right. maarten will do all this for a bong contest in the shack posts. while we're at it, i'll go ... : [crow]
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                        Um, who was talking about Maarten sending weed for the bong contest? : The Tim
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                          twas a joke on the bongshaka page.... I didnt think anyone would take it seriously. way to prove me ... : Gladiator
                          • I don't think I'D send 90 dollar seeds to punk kids for making bongs across the ocean. : The_Janitor
                      • too cool! : illogical
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                it's illegal to send or recieve marijuana seeds in the mail in the u.s. sorry, i should of been cl... : [crow]
                • But the Canadian goverrnment doesn't/can't do much about all the weed/seeds being exported to the states : The Tim
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                hey what are the radio station rules in Canada for censorship? they seem to edit a lot more atleast on ... : ease_one
                • its weird, musicplus censored "resort" in papa roaches - last resort music video. I dont understand what... : Gladiator
                • No idea what the actual 'rules' are, but the censorship varies from station to station. : The Tim
                • They aren't horridly bad, it just varies because there are more station classifications here (communi... : The_Janitor
              • probably not, but if u are in the US and you get it you probably have to report otherwise you probably g... : ease_one
          • Man, you really are a dickhead at heart aren't you? : The Tim
          • I have an idea. No. It is not illegal in any capacity to own seeds. The police can think yo... : The_Janitor
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    ya know man, you are right. feel like putting up the $$ for the weed for all the shackers to smoke? and ... : Gladiator
    • if I was rich, yes : pyide
• the janitor gets my vote. i'd pay money for his : Psychotic-Monk
• janitor : inferno73
• the janitors! : firebone
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  ha ha, this one looks too funny, ill vote for ..::ATH1337 & GLADIATORS::.. : ease_one
  • you should see it in action! : Gladiator
• MY VOTE ..::ATH1337 & GLADIATORS::.. very close between the 3 though, nice job all : playerhater
• FIREFIST VOTE FOR GLADIATOR CAUSE GLADIATOR IS NICE!!! : Firefist
• Alright, im off to bed. nighty night. : Gladiator
• I vote for Smeggie's. While not the most visually appealing, it looks like it took some time to crea... : |hawkeye|
• Janitor ownz joo : Spleen
• an... I dunno.. They're all good... I like the chamered one.. and jans is good too..... but ... : Cosmicfool

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  Slimjim is everyone : ease_one
  • That would make sense! I was always thinking that I was SlimJim! Now I have the proof! Thanks! : Akumajo
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    LOL an' shit SlimJim claims he has no other registered nicks, and ya know? I believe him I am sad... : dognose
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      funny thing is i have been slowing down and he doesnt even post anymore and the comments are getting mor... : ease_one
      • umm... I'll just take that as a compliment WHY!?!?!? WHY CAN'T I BE 1337?!?!? WHY MUST JOHNBEGONE : lurker
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        lurker, dognoseforpresident and jokemon. Sorry to include your name in that same sentence there, lurk... : dognose
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          I make you lurk? That is sad; that makes me sad. : lurker
          • Don't be sad! You are not one of those last two names! At least I hope not! : dognose
        • 237 dognoseforpresident 232 cot 197 KcraCSmoka 171 FreshView 165 lurker 158 Marksman... : ease_one
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          I tend to lurk a lot when those two are around as well... : Kristen
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            Except the times I got into a Bingo-fest with them.) : Kristen
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              Heh! That was funny. You "Bingoed" me a few times. I sent that movie out to a bunch of friends last... : dognose
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                have you seen the full movie? (Not just the short clip.) : Kristen
                • (full movie being the 5-6 minute one.) : Kristen
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                  Clowns are BAD! Bingo is BAD! : ease_one
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                    yes, as if anyone needed proof that clowns are evil, the Bingo short is definitive proof. Ok, to work... : Kristen
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                      did u see the clown pic i posted today? : ease_one
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                        http://www.kristoff.com/mypage/pics/clown666.jpg : ease_one
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                          I worked for Ringling Bros. for a while. There are scarier clowns than that. Most of them are gay. ... : dognose
                          • sounds like fun I would rather die : ease_one
                • No. I wish. : dognose
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            i think a lot of us Evening Reading posters lurk during the say or dont even bother to read the comments : ease_one
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              i get all excited when i see dognose post up on the top of the shack, but then i go "oh, thats dognosefo... : ease_one
              • You can pretty much bet if you see him or jokemon posting, you won't see dognose. But I'm there, lurk... : dognose
    • he comes by though, i shack messaged him the other day because i had something for him and i got a messa... : ease_one
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  http://www.shugashack.com/funk.y?id=566316 Oh and cot = brutal : dognose
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    Ok, so that answered a few things. Thanks! Now, was there a time in this thread when they were actua : Akumajo
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      Yeah, but in the "We're All Gonna Die In Holland!" thread, and the revealings were pretty much one by on... : dognose
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        Ahh, thanks. Will begin the hunt then. Yeah, that's around when I went to bed. dognoseforpresident : Akumajo
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          dont you and stuff me! : ease_one
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            Heh, sorry. I was about to put 'and whatnot', but decided to use my most favorited saying in the whole ... : Akumajo
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              you are going to make me think you are .dra and then i will want to kill j00! : ease_one
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                Ack, please don't. I already hate dra enough, and to be labeled in the same category as him would truly... : Akumajo
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                  I think I know what you need... hmm... I wonder if tripod is working for uploads at this hour of the ... : lurker
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                    Heh, early mornin' pr0n doesn't do much for me, sadly. And I'm quite tempted to just go back to bed for... : Akumajo
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                      nah... been working on fun with bottlecaps a bit. : lurker
                      • back into the gopher hole for me! ;) : lurker
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                        Doh! My apologies for interrupting you. So you know, after all that pestering some days back about w... : Akumajo
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                          okay.... I added a few more patterns to bottlecaps, but I'm thinking of debuting a largely-piano piece I... : lurker
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                            Me decide? Eek. Umm, either is fine with me, as long as you're contempt enough in how they sound. I... : Akumajo
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                              heh. No real problem there. I have plenty of stuff that sounds like sheer crap. I don't save those ;)... : lurker
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                                Heh, use the thesaurus in Word or at dictionary.com. Hmm, just tried both thesauruses with both words... : Akumajo
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                                  I figured. That's okay... just can't upload until I decide ;) : lurker
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                                    I was looking at dictionary.com's Word of the Day for some song titles for ya (even found a decent one),... : Akumajo
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                                      heh. good luck remembering it :\ I've lost many a song idea that way. When I start typing, I start to... : lurker
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                                        Yeah, it's happened to me quite a bit already. I sorta have it put in, but with a different instrument. : Akumajo
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                                          thanks for the suggestion, but this is a kinda downer piece, so... I guess I'll choose either reflection... : lurker
                                          • See, I told ya suggestions aren't good! :) I figured it probably wouldn't fit since I've yet to hear... : Akumajo
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                  I left some haiku in the CliffyB thread. Just one though, and it's kinda lame. Thanks, by the way, f... : dognose
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                    Hehe, no prob. I enjoyed it quite a bit myself. :) I'll give a bit of history behind it now, I gues... : Akumajo
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                      http://www.acidmist.com/dognose/shackhaiku2.txt And here is a link to that first one you were talking... : dognose
                      • Nice!! Those are both definitely going in the archive! :) And hell, it should be part of an Eveni... : Akumajo
                  • Heh, that was a good one! :) I was trying to think up of a reply to it in haiku form, but I'm too du... : Akumajo

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  That would be a good idea though for your next one... assuming there is a next one, and assuming you can... : dognose
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    yes indeed! : Kristen
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      tell me, is "kristen" a ruse as well? You're just full of surprises :) : anon@syr.edu
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        hah, nope. : Kristen
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          Got anymore characters? :) : anon@syr.edu
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            ... : Kristen
            • That's a yes folks! :P : anon@syr.edu
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            You know, right now, I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out that I was kristen, and that she has bee... : dognose
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              no... that's just some troll... : Kristen
              • Kidding... I was kidding! : dognose
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              kristen is a She? : Grunt
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                ummm, duh..? =) : Kristen
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                  don't mind grunt. He's mentally handicapped. : anon@syr.edu
                  • i remember one time grunt was sayin somethin about a nice-lookin girl over his house was drunk, and flir... : fatbeaner
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                  What? You tellin Me there are 2 Shacker Girls? : Grunt
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                    there's like 5 or 6 or something. Still, a rare breed... : Kristen
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                      Jesus Christ dude! give me names here? this is shocking! : Grunt
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                        Names? Okay. Pikachu69, bitchtechgrl, anon@goatse.cx, CliffyB, and anon@209.242.124.241 : dognose
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                          oh by the way, I kinda knew all along the firefist, etc. was plutonium245. I guess us character-creator... : Kristen
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                            okay... what is one of my shack characters then? ;) : lurker
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                              cripes! : Kristen
                              • sorry, http://www.shugashack.com/funk.y?person=cripes! is not me ;P : lurker
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                            I didn't know that, but should have guessed from the similarity between Plutonium's "meow" and Pikachu's... : dognose
                            • Pokey got a few messages from Firefist. =) : Kristen
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                      kristen, zerologik, armiebrat, bitchtechgrl, Athena, and one or two others I forget. I'm not a stalke... : lurker
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                        Why da Fux0r Haven't I ever seen armiebrat, bitchtechgrl, Athena on the Shack Befor? : Grunt
                        • Athena doesn't post much. bitchtechgrl is mainly a day-walker, and I haven't seen armiebrat in a while.... : lurker
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                          armie doesn't post anymore from what I've seen poke said, bitchtechgrl was here last night... : Kristen
                          • said = say. Argh... more coffee. : Kristen
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                            also pupswifeismyname is female, at least according to pup. : dognose
                            • pup hAS a wife? : Grunt
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                Yeah, she's female... she takes the name "kristen" just to throw us off. Excellent and devious plan! : dognose
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                  actually I'm trying in vain to think up a real nick, I'm tired of seeing my name pop up all the time. S... : Kristen
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                    Yeah but if you do, you know we'll all think you';re Vantage or cot. : dognose
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                      Wow, I always wondered if everyone suspecting Vantage or cot ever ticked the real Marcus Allen off (for ... : dognose
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                        Hehe, I sent "Marcus" a message to make sure I wasn't stepping on any toes when I did the first fake "co... : cot
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                          Yeah, I was concerned that "Marcus" would think I was stealing thunder when I would "slip" from time to ... : dognose
                          • Absolutely. : cot
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                            I keep my cookie set to this. I just made it a routine to always type in the name/password of whoever b... : Kristen
                            • as do I. It is a wise practice :) : lurker
                            • You know, i don't think you've ever made a "fake marcus" post with "kristen". That shoulda narrowed it ... : anon@syr.edu
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                              Did you ever get mad that everyone suspected Vantage or cot, and no one ever suspected you (that I recal... : dognose
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                                no, I thought it was funny. =) : Kristen
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                                  Good! : cot
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                                    yO BitCH SuCK mY DICK! : MaD NiGGa
                                    • Steven Hawking got a new nick? : cot
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                                    You're not off the hook yet, cot. : dognose
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                                      Sure I am, everyone knows FN is Vantage. : cot
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                                        FN hell... I'm still talking about Marcus. : dognose
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                                          ??? Surely you aren't as paranoid as http://www.shugashack.com/funk.y?id=566413 Man, kristen has go : cot
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                                            i can see kristen actually being maarten : ease_one
                                            • my English is too good. ;) (Sorry Maarten!) : Kristen
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                                      I know, i seriously think cot's "sweet innocent facade" when it comes to denying being shack characters.... : anon@syr.edu
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                                        LOL! That would be insane. I've told you guys I don't know how many times - I suck with cookies. : cot
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                                          oh, sure, that's what you claim, kristen brutal netscape guy anon@goatse.cx SlimJim cot, but you'll slip... : dognose
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                                            I would have to be unemployed and posting 16 hours a day to be all those people. Hell, it's hard enou... : cot
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                                              Hmm, and what did that mean, huh, cookie monster? : dognose
                                              • Top 20 users for the week: 1119 cot 985 KcraCSmoka 929 lurker : cot
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                                the spoofers kinda irritated me though. But really, it was the bug itself (the alt-255 or whatever bug) : Kristen
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                                  yeah thats what im talking about. who cares if people spoof you. and why do you care about a bug more ... : ease_one
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                                    because it could lead to someone with a legit name to get spoofed, which could be a real headache/hearta... : Kristen
                                    • heh. GLadiator has taken Iurker because it shows up as lurker in the comment box : lurker
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                                      Thats bullshit though, you could tell the differnace if you just looked at the history. it is not rocket... : ease_one
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                                        and then there is the l and I thing. which is the same thing, if u investigate you can figure it out : ease_one
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                                          see 1772 : lurker
                                          • yes, thats what made me think of it : ease_one
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                                          that's enough for some people. Apparently some people thought the fake Marcuses were the real one, they... : Kristen
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                                            oh well, i just dont see the problem with a spoof account of a fake account. I meen we all new MA was n... : ease_one
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                                              Still, if someone started posting with an account that was mistakably similar to your account I think yo... : cot
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                                                yeah maybe thats true but would i have a shit if someone spoofed my fake accounts? dragging my fake ass ... : ease_one
                                                • I dunno, i guess it depends on what those accounts might be. MA was a good account with a lot of post... : cot
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                                            (The irony of this is that the real Marcus Allen isn't really the actual, living Marcus Allen. I guess ... : Kristen
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                                              Thats what i said, i dont get all the bitching and moaning over a fake spoof account that is spoofing a ... : ease_one
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                                                Who thought that was really MA? Since we all knew it wasn't I don't see the difference between that a... : cot
                                                • Actually there were a few times I was fooled by a fake Marcus AlIen and felt ripped off when I figured i... : dognose
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                                                  its differnt because it was a fake account, like you said, no one thought it was the real MA. so we cou... : ease_one
                                                  • well, one could say that they're dragging the "character" (beloved in some people's eyes) through the mu... : Kristen
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                                                    MA was not the real MA that is a famous ex football player. That is the only way it was a fake. I ... : cot
                                                    • THATS RIGHT COT FRIEND. JOKE JOKE JOKE : lurker
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                                                      ok what im saying is there is a differance between someone getting the nick c0t and pretending to be you... : ease_one
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                                                        I actually thought about registering "Unreal Tournament Announcer" to counter the Quake 3 Announcer. =) : Kristen
                                                        • hmmmmmmm : ease_one
                                                        • FIRST BLOOD POST! wait... I've already done that one! ;) : lurker
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                                                          or even Half-Life Announcer to say things like: DOCTOR. GIBSON. REPORT TO. SECTOR C. : Kristen
                                                          • I'm sorry, kristen, but I can't let that happen: *ACCESS. DENIED.* : lurker
                                                        • i tried to reg some real long names but i never got the email with the pass, oh well : ease_one
                                                      • That is true, but i think it still sucks for MA because he was a popular character with a lot of posts. ... : cot
                                                • i picked up on alt-255 real fast : ease_one
                                              • I actually was surprised by that. I thought the MA stuff annoyed more people than it amused (maybe it d... : Kristen
                                    • actually I'm dumb. I *DID* message Steve about it, but I went with the whinefest anwyay. Oh well. =) : Kristen
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                                      It's bad enough when your name is part of someone else's name, and people think you are him and want to ... : dognose
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                                        I was going to say, if you are going to run for president, you really ought to get a new campaign manage... : cot
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                                          Yeah, I twice today suggested he remove my name from his (perhaps jokemonforpresident would be more fitt... : dognose
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                                            I'd give up on reasoning with him. Can you believe he's in college? Kinda sad. : cot
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                                              yeah i usually do not respond to him, he might even be JOKEMON, i dont ususally respond to him either : ease_one
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                                                The difference is that I get the impression that jokemon is someone acting like that because he reads to... : cot
                                                • Scary and sad. : dognose
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                                        yeah he is kind of a pain, but he is hardly a spoff, his name is VERY differnt than you and does not try... : ease_one
                                        • True but I am amazed at the number of people who say they think he and I are the same : dognose
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                                        What was with the drunken "CheCk OuT mY AOL HoMePagE'" and "I AM ALSO BUNNY RABBIT HELO BUNY RABBIT"? : dognose
                                        • boredom. =) : Kristen
                  • Olga ;) Naw... just pick some personality traits of yourself, add in a bit of humor (sarcasm or whate... : lurker
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        "kristen" = brutal OMG OMG OMG asdfasdf@#$%&*)!@#HOLYCRAP$%&#!!!11! : dognose
        • sir... for that last time, please wipe your nose, its bleeding... : Grunt
• Hey buddy I know what you do in your sleep! ;| : Grunt
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  Also, I thought you were the Cleric for some reason. Probably the timing. I saw you and Pokey post in ... : dognose
  • nope, cleric ain't me... : Kristen