We're All Gonna Die in Holland!

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  I will have my first perfect semester if I get another 100 :) My first actually. I am usually in the hig... : MarksmanX
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    what is your major? : cwlc98
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      Major Tom? : baron calamity
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        Major Payne. : timmie
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          Major Asshole. : Midgardsorm
          • what are you talking about? That movie was hilarious! "Lemme see your finger..." : timmie
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          Major Dad? : baron calamity
          • ahhh, those were the golden years of sitcoms... Gunny was hot. : timmie
      • You better not mess with Major Tom. : Sampo
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      Medicine :) Yeah I wonder too why am I at a gaming forum sometimes :) : MarksmanX
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        hey, I'm going for my doctorate in pathology next year. WTF am I doing here either? hehehe : Midgardsorm
        • you are making the choice on being in the shack u bastards : dognoseforpresident
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          HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING A PHD AT 18!?!?!?! WHERE DID I FUCK UP!??!?!? : MarksmanX
          • He's da real Doogie Howsa emdee : KcraCSmoka
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            I started college at age nine. I don't want to get into it here, but shack message me if you want the fu... : Midgardsorm
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              you are lying u lying fuck : dognoseforpresident
              • No I'm not, but this is the reason I don't want to get into it again here. : Midgardsorm
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              Jesus fucking christ! That is soo impossible! Your brain couldn't have been developed that extensive. Th... : MarksmanX
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                Look dude, just shack message me if you want the whole story. My brain wasn't yet fully developed, I've ... : Midgardsorm
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                  SHUT THE FUCK UP DOOGIE : freshview
                  • Doogie houser was a bitch : dognoseforpresident
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                    LOOK YOU FUCKER I MOTHERFUCKING ASKED YOU TO NEVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN YOU FAT ARROGANT CHAIN SMOKING BIT... : Midgardsorm
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                      eh? didn't I just say "shut the fuck up, doogie"? I wasn't joking. SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOOGIE : freshview
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                        Shouldn't you be out menacing the nearest all you can eat buffet rather than being a dick here? : Midgardsorm
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                          My my.. isn't doogie a sensitive little cuss. : freshview
                          • Maybe he is in a bubble with wires and tubes running from his brain. The first internet child? : MarksmanX
                          • play nice... don't ridicule someone for showing signs of intelligence (whether he's lying or not)... at : KcraCSmoka
            • heh. That reminds me of some kid that graduated college at like... 10. And he was on TV and stuff. ... : lurker^2
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    u bastard can u do my homework : dognoseforpresident
    • I'll do your homework for a fee... I'm a po little injun :( : KcraCSmoka

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  hehe give the poor guy a break. i fixed it for him. considering this is his 2nd language he does pretty ... : Steve Gibson
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    Considering that it's the first language of many who post here, I think some of the rest of us do pretty... : cot
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      "I have bad english, thats unpossible" -Maarten ;) : baron calamity
      • HAW : KinetiK
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    What's the national language over there? Morse code by taping the heels of your wooden shoes together? : notext
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      They speak Hollandaise. : Lawgiver
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        Isn't that the sauce they put on stuff in fancy eatting places? : baron calamity
        • mmm yes, like asparagus. : Lawgiver
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          yeah, stuff like Eggs Benedict. yum : KinetiK
          • [Homer Voice] hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Eggs Benedict [/Homer Voice] : baron calamity
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      Well, since they are Dutch, they probably speak Dutch. : Sampo
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        yiddish : KcraCSmoka
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          Actually, they speak Russian. Ironically enough, the Russians all speak French. : Sampo
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            And the french speak snooty : baron calamity
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              And the Italians speak into the jacket pocket. : Sampo
              • Why do they make us say these things? : baron calamity
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              The French bent over for the Germans. P.s F-Jackie : Howard Stern
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                heh... you banged a Real Doll on your radio show... dork : KcraCSmoka
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                  Probably thats all he bangs these days. : baron calamity
                  • I bang my head against the wall everyday, because I'm surrounded by idiots. : Howard Stern
                  • yeah... i would definitely say all that, "gosh... he's tall... i wonder if he has a big cock even though : KcraCSmoka
                • Yeah, and she was more lively than your wife. : Howard Stern
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                Dude he does have a point. The UN is majorly funded by Americans. You have no idea how stuck up those Eu... : MarksmanX
                • i really do have to agree man about that europe can not help itself out of all of its troubles it is a... : dognoseforpresident
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    Organisation is correct...(British English) : mixie
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      'Round here we speak Ugly American. So take your S's and your U's and cram 'em! : Sampo
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        you just used a U ? : mixie
        • I was going to say "superfluous S's and U's", but trying to spell "superfluous" made me tired and I had ... : Sampo
    • Doh! You're right. damn, i suck : Sexpansion Pack
• don't we mean organization...don't you mean don't you mean organization : -BiG_GunS-

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• You are a bit paranoid I think. And what the hell are you doing posting on topic? : cot
• Ah! Logans Run flashbacks! : Midshift

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• thank you, come again! : -Panther-

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• You are correct, sir. : cot

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  woo! *wild applause* : [crow]
  • SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! MA KICKS ASS!!!! : lurker
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  I suspected that's what you were planning. : ) : freshview
  • hehe... : Kristen
• POKEY IS VERY WISE : Vantage
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  arcus Allen is dead. : Friedrich Nietzsche
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    hmm... Friedrich Nietzsche = kristen... or Vantage... : lurker
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      nope. Neechee isn't me. But Bingo the Clowno is. Oops! : Kristen
      • heh. You seem adept at finding weird things then ;) : lurker
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        Hi Bingo. : cot
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          Bingo? Bingo the Clowno? : Kristen
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            He's coming to check on you. : cot
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              I first saw that Bingo clip a couple years ago on a friend's computer. I thought about that just recent... : Kristen
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                I think it's actually kind of interesting. It's from a play, right? I wouldn't mind seeing the play.... : cot
                • yeah the play is exactly the same as the clip. In fact, the clip uses an audio recording of an actual p... : Kristen
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      I still don't understand why you people believe that I'm Neechee... : Vantage
      • Neechee is dead. In other news, Dictionary.com is cool! Syn: To murder; assassinate; slay; butche : Kaiser
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    Casts Resurrection on Marcus Allen. : 13th Level Cleric
    • Thank you : dognose
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  Goddamned, kristen knows whats she's doing when it comes to shacharacters. : Gladiator
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    Truly. Very nice. I am surprised because I thought the MA shtick was from a sports channel thing. ... : cot
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      yep. : Kristen
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        Hmm, very good cover then. Because of the origins of MA I had assumed it would be a guy. * G E N : cot
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          I used to be way into basketball (playing) and football (just watching), but lately I've kind of diverge... : Kristen
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            "I bike myself." I bike to work... : Vantage
            • so do I. =) : Kristen
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            I have never been interested in playing competitive sports for some reason. I like to snowboard. : cot
            • yeah, me neither actually... kind of a phase I grew out of or something. Which is why I went off into m... : Kristen
            • Snowboarding is the sport of kings! : nofxsux
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  Holy crap, I come back from a meeting to see this? * W O W ' D * : cot
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    your name is now clear. =) : Kristen
    • I was innocent all along! It was the one armed man POKEY !! : cot
• FIREFIST SMASH YOU!!! : Firefist

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  What were you trying to do there sir : maalox
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    masturate and type at the same time would be my guess. : Midgardsorm
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      I think you mean not masturbate and type at the same time. Anyone here masturbates constantly. : maalox
      • Yes, thats exactly what I meant....... backs away slowly : Midgardsorm
  • Marcus Allen tags =) : JT

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• burf : maalox

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• Nope. win2k works well with fat32. : Vantage
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  no.... FAT away, lad, FAT away win2k will install to any Microsoft filesystem.... : freshview
  • yay i'm thinking of just reformating my c: partition since it's just the os there and just backing whate... : lacker
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    HELLO GOOD EVENING ASSHOLE I HATE YOU! die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die d : Midgardsorm
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      Someone needs to loosen his tie. Oh, it's a clip on? Sorry, Doogie. : cot
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        So funny I forgot to laugh. : Midgardsorm
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          So funny I forgot to laugh. Now THAT is a classic. Do you do a "Revenge of the Nerds" style laugh... : cot
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            Sadly ALL my laughs are revenge of the nerds style laughs...........*sniff* : Midgardsorm
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              Hmm, maybe you can work it to your advantage. Eddie Murphy turned his obnoxious laugh into a trademar... : cot
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                Actually with the money I'll be making when I get my damn PhD pimpin ho's degree I plan on buying REAL ... : Midgardsorm
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                  You just need to lower your standards. Drop out now. Get on welfare. Sell your food stamps. ... : cot
                  • Then I could start that debilitating crystal meth addiction I've been meaning to get around to! HOORA... : Midgardsorm
                  • thats actually what I kept threatening to do just before I graduated...now I wish I had...but seriously : TheTick
  • yeah but boy does it hate ext2...it used to always get pissy with me and say this partition is unfor : TheTick

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  well maybe it's just me, but i'd rather live in Holland than Australia. ...we've narrowed it down to : |nEo|Blackhawk
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    *groan* : seemlar
    • hehe you hate them so much :) : pyide
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    OK then. You believe that then. I'd rather you lived in Holland too... we aren't really interested i... : Torias
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      LOL, dude I most certainly am not American, in fact I'm a lot closer to home. Lets just say, my country'... : |nEo|Blackhawk
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        Ahhh, my apologies. I unfortunately assume that the vast majority of people who make silly remarks are am... : Torias
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          That was the 1st Australia quote that came to mind I should probably watch less Simpsons. I'm not stu... : |nEo|Blackhawk
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            See? Everyone loves canadians and hates americans. I have personally met americans overseas who have... : Vantage
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              that's because you damned canadians have blinded the world to the true evil that is your homeland.... : freshview
              • I AM MORDAK. JEAN CHRETIEN IS ACTUALLY A BEAVER. : The_Janitor
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                And he's right, in Australia we see Canada as being like a sensible and socially responsible version of ... : Torias
                • Yes. Seeing as how I hate Kraaaft Dinna. : The_Janitor
                • mockery of Canadien accents, eh? BH : |nEo|Blackhawk
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                  God dammit! Nobody says aboot!(Except maybe those freaky maritimers) Who started this rumour!?! : The Tim
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                    I dunno, man... I've heard it. I've heard Canadians talk that way.... I've also heard Canadians no : freshview
                    • there's a Canadian guy at my workplace. He very definitely says "aboot" and such. : Kristen
                    • Some canadians have funny accents (maritimers). The aboot probably comes from south-east ontario. They... : Vantage
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                      I think the closest to the stereotypical Canadian accent is prolly either BC/Alberta (they say eh a lot),... : The Tim
                      • Heh.. nobody makes fun of Manitobans :) : Vantage
                  • all the canadians that come to america and say "aboot". : skitzo
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                    The South Park movie had a lot of mockery of the candian accent.... and during the olympics we had great... : Torias
                    • Well we have great fun asking ausies if they'd like us to "Put anotha shrimp on tha barby, mate." But,... : The Tim
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                Maybe, but everyone knows that America = The Duchy of Grand Fenwick Shayol Ghul. : Vantage
                • Actually... that's not true. America = Shadar Logoth A Different Kind of Evil tm : freshview
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            Hehe, I actually really liked that episode any way :-) Do the English have "Irish Jokes"? In Australi... : Torias
            • THe aussies. : Ominous
            • yes, the Irish, ummm and the Welsh and the Scottish. Oh yeah, and the French. In the words of Al bund : |nEo|Blackhawk
            • english make fun of the irish, too. I used to have a boss who was british. : freshview
• The Northern Territory did pass a bill to make euthenasia legal however, the Federal Government overturn... : seemlar

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  how'd the dentist go? : -Panther-
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    well my dad was wrong...my appointment is for tomorrow and thursday (which I argued with him about and s : TheTick
    • my condolences... :) : -Panther-

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  I have one! H4W! : maalox
  • bastard! : JT
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  god my head is pounding : JT
  • pervert. : -Panther-
  • I can use all my medical knowledge to solve that problem for you. GUN : Midgardsorm

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• i live in cali, i make fun of anarctica. : skitzo
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  I usually make fun of anything below the Mason-Dixon, but thats just me :) -KRAZED- : krazed
  • <beavis voice> Hehe.. You said Dixon.. hehe </beavis> : skitzo
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  well, you must realize... Texas is just silly. : freshview
  • quite silly! : Kristen
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    "ONLY TWO THINGS COME OUTTA TEXAS, STEERS AND QUEERS" : skitzo
    • Great movie... -KRAZED- : krazed
    • "And you don't look like a steer, so that kinda narrows it down, doesn't it?" : freshview
    • and you sure as hell don't look like no steer : Ominous
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      shit, I can't remember what film thats from. Somebody please put me out of my misery! BH : |nEo|Blackhawk
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        similar quotes were in two movies. An Officer and a Gentleman Full Metal Jacket : freshview
        • of course, Full Metal Jacket, I can't believe I forgot that. Thanks. BH : |nEo|Blackhawk

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• YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND : maalox

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• happens to me too since the new parsing or whatever. steve ya hear that? : Psychotic-Monk

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  Why is that? : cot
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    the pokey thing freaked him enough. These more recent revelations will send him to the institution. =) : Kristen
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      Oh, he'll be ok. I think. Aren't you glad nobody knows where you live? : cot
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        hehe, if anyone does, Boogieman does. He lives sort of near me. (Where *IS* Boogieman, anyway?) : Kristen
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          Lookout, he's outside your window!! The post is coming from inside the house! : cot
          • hehe... Actually I just remembered that he moved clear across town. : Kristen
  • remember how he was when kristen revealed pokey? : pyide
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  why? : freshview
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    by the way, the Bingo the Clowno account is also mine. (I forgot if you were here or not when I mention... : Kristen
    • yes... I discovered that whilst reading back through the thread. : freshview
    • Hi Bingo. : cot
• heh : pyide

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• w00t! : Gladiator

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  I was assuming it was cancelled, since they are going to euthanise the Mir : Kaiser
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    by dumping it into the ocean. Wouldn't it be better to shoot it out into space? : Vantage
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      Do you have the fuel/propellant on board to escape the earth's orbit??? I'm in a mood. As for Rus : Kaiser
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        Am I a 30-year old Russian hunk of space junk? don't answer that : Vantage
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          Haha. Don't take this personally. Chou ni ma de bi I wonder who knows Chinese on this board. : Kaiser
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            Damn you Vantage, making me reply to myself. Like I said: Dictionary.com = cool Chou ni ma de bi : Kaiser
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              no, the show hasnt started yet, the winner will get to go up in space on a spaceship. : skitzo
              • on a spaceship??? Damn I hope they give them a suit and a big fat oxygen tank. BH in sarcastic mode : |nEo|Blackhawk
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              I see.... QeyHa' qoHbe' : Vantage
              • What the hell is that? : Kaiser
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                Oh, and how well is your french? Va t'faire enculer chez les Grecs! : Kaiser
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                  French Hol vIjatlhlaHbe' : Vantage
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                    Dude, let go of your tongue. : Kaiser
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                      jat'wIj tu' jackanape : Vantage
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                        Oh, ok. That's cute... What is it? : Kaiser
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                          tlhIngan ;) : Vantage
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                            Hmmm... not as geeky as I thought. I can't find "jackanape" in my klingon dictionary here. doh : Vantage
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                              wow.. I never imagined that I'd ever read the words "I can't find 'jackanape' in my Klingon Dictio : freshview
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                                heh heh... Although I was a big fan of star trek back in the day (8 years ago), I mainly have the (orig... : Vantage
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                                  You should learn Tolkien's Elvish. you do, after all, live in MORDOR : freshview
                                  • actually, I would like to. ;) as well as learning Arabic. : Vantage
                                • I got the reprinted and revised version of the Klingon dictionary... but can't pronounce anything withou... : Torias
                            • ... Klingon? Dictionary? That's pretty cool. http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=jac : Kaiser

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  AOL IS HORRIBLE YOU SHOULD RENOUNCE AIM FOR ALL ITS WORTH! yeah, AIM is down for me too :) -KRAZED... : krazed
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    the only thing worse than AOL is decentralized servers! : freshview
    • or the water in mexico, thats pretty bad too. : skitzo
    • I'd agree, but I'm not sure what decentralized servers are. AOL is bad, AIM is a necessary evil if y... : krazed
• AOL SUCKS!!! : JT

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  So when are you going to show your coworkers what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass (last day)... : cot
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    : ) I don't know if that's actually going to happen... I'll be too excited getting ready to start ... : freshview
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      When do you start? did you give 2 weeks notice? : cot
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        I start on monday. Two weeks notice wasn't necessary due to their attempts to fuck me (a stranger, at... : freshview
        • Excellent. (Near) Instant gratification. : cot
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      So, have you made a decision regarding that then? : Vantage
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        yes... a good enough paying good job is far better than a high paying bad job. And that's what thi... : freshview
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          Good work sir. /me makes with the congradulations. : The_Janitor
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            thank you, sir.... I know I'll never be The Janitor, but I aspire to one day be HEAD Janitor at VR-1 : freshview
            • Oh yeah. Plus the union get's all out of whack if they print "Janitor" instead of "Custodial Engin... : The_Janitor
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            is your bong pics ready? : Gladiator
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              oh, thats a fabulous use of the english language. its a gem gentlemen! bookmark it! : Gladiator
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                You know, just because I'm overusing " ' " doesn't mean you can stop using them... : Vantage
                • Man, Do you have to rag on me all the time? Just give it a break. : Gladiator
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              I have to go to the guys house, but my ride isn't home yet ( They should be up tonight tho. Thi... : The_Janitor
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                kick ass, we'll post em in evening reading (if yours is ready in time) : Gladiator
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                  Yeah, no promises ( Do you have your pics up? Want to shackmsg me with teh URLS? : The_Janitor
                  • YESSS! My ride = here : The_Janitor
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          Good luck, ya jabroni. Hey, I'm sure there's upward mobility and other perks, right? : Kaiser
          • yes... definite upward mobility potential.. besides just being in the game industry makes it's own upwar : freshview
          • I'm sure that it is. : Keyser Soze
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          That's wonderful. What's the position exactly, code monkey? Any idea what projects you'll be working o... : Vantage
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            yeah, code monkey err... no.."software engineer", yeah, i'll be working on one of two projects, either a... : freshview
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              Incredible. Best of luck :) : Vantage
              • thanks... heh.. I'll need it I'm sure I'll be happy there. : P naw, it will be nice working on ... : freshview
            • Sweet, inside track rules. PLus we can all bust on your ass, so as to ensure better games for all ... : The_Janitor
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  va te faire foutre! : Kaiser
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA *wheeeeez* HAHHAHAHAHHA de pijp aan Maarten geven to die The lite : Kaiser
    • Yes, that was very funny. : Keyser Soze
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      This website is cool. Do they have something similar for French and Englsih? I am just tired of not been... : yes4me
      • Never mind... I found them. : yes4me
  • That's a cool idea not t get band for saying bad words! Cool. Toi aussi enculer!! : yes4me