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  What the fuck are you doing?? : JT
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    I givez u a hint... there's *NO* sarcasm in my name and I *HAVE* been up for 17 days now : KcraCSmoka
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      my godbrother used to sell crack. he told me that all these upper middle class guys would go up to him w... : fatbeaner
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        Ironic and self defeating. : Delithio
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          Not really self-defeating... I've gotten tons of shit accomplished (albeit not as much while in front of... : KcraCSmoka
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            do you deal crack? how much money can you make off of that if you do? : fatbeaner
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              That depends on how much of an honest businessman you want to be... How cheap you get your supply/How mu... : KcraCSmoka
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                ive heard crystal meth is dangerous to make. if you fuck it up, the meth lab is prone to exploding. i sa... : fatbeaner
                • baking soda : klerck
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                  crystal meth is *so fucking easy to make* it's not even funny... only fucking idiot junkies who've been ... : KcraCSmoka
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                    heh... i missed a part... the only reason you'll see on TV (<---evil) that its dangerous to make meth is... : KcraCSmoka
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                      yeah i can see politicians use drugs to scare the shit out of us so we can stay at home and buy products... : fatbeaner
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                        i can go on with that conspiracy theory shit for days... (i have before too).... only i beleive that alo... : KcraCSmoka
                        • You said you've been up for 17 days? Care to explain? : {Venger}
      • I'm in with a good click for it though. As long as you stay on top of the shit and don't let it get on ... : KcraCSmoka

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• spick dick: short but thick : klerck
• NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : JT
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  If you're signing off then tell us who you really are. : JT
  • My bets are on tom : JT
• WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY : dognose
• YESSSSSSS!!!1 I MEAN NOOOOOOOOOOO : klerck
• Shit Is it 'cause of all the fake MA posts from me and others? Are you going to retire Neechee ... : dognose
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  arcus Allen is dead. : Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Casts Resurrection on Marcus Allen. : 13th Level Cleric
• ITS BEEN FUN. GOOD LUCK SIR. : CS Announcer

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  bitch! I knew you wouldn't be gone long : klerck
  • Thats not the real MA. : JT

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• i requested one by shack message today : ease_one
• message... sent! ;) : lurker
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  messange sent here too. "Help us Obi-Dysfunctional, you're our only hope" =) : fatbeaner
  • Stroke me Obi-Dong Kenobi! You're my only hope! : klerck
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  What kind of connection is your server running on? : ZedAgent
  • Shared T1...from what i hear its fast. : dysfunctional
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  Tonight has been a long night. it kinda sucks running an FTP server with a shit load of users. If i... : dysfunctional
  • good luck, dys. :) : lurker
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    Ok...I've all but added everyone that has been to my FTP server recently to my new software. Only a fe... : dysfunctional
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      Id access it if i knew the addy, even if i did thought, i'm only connected at 42000bps <sniff><sniff> : KcraCSmoka
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        damn i'd think you would slang enuff crack for a good internet connection =P : fatbeaner
        • I don't do it to make a killing, I have connections and keep friends in supply (self included)... as lon... : KcraCSmoka
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      check it out in a second... same IP and still port 21, right? : lurker
      • okay... now I saw what my problem is... works now though :) : lurker

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• 1500! w00t : fatbeaner

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• that's weird, considering your sexual preference, but... GOOD JOB, KLERCK!!! YOU ARE MY HERO! ;) : lurker

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• huh, huh.... you said 'cyclops'... hehehe : lurker

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• AIAERGAF : KcraCSmoka

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  im waiting for the Mechwarrior 4 release myself. i hope it doesnt turn out to be a big piece of shit. : fatbeaner
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    I bet it comes into stores tomorrow or friday : klerck
    • tomorrow being today, of course : klerck

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  I thought it was 'Even a stopped clock shows the right time twice a day'? : lurker
  • maybe I forgot or something : klerck

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• lurker-chu, I choose YOU! : lurker

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• BiG_GunS is beating off to the Olson twins sleeping. Sincerely, Marcus Allen CBS Sports : Marcus Allen

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  haven't ever stayed up over 36 hours, so I couldn't tell you. : -BiG_GunS-
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    I've stayed up over 72 hours before.. I began to hallucinate : klerck
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      no way...really? How do ya stay up that long? I just end up getting so tired, I can't help but fall as... : -BiG_GunS-
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        Got a friend was into speed hardcore, and was awake for over a week straight (he claims). Said he got r... : dognose
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          I'd bet. : -BiG_GunS-
          • If you're careful speed can do wonderful things : KcraCSmoka
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          I don't do speed.. although I have Ritalin for when I need to concentrate. it's hard for me to concentra... : klerck
          • yeah me too, but i do it anyway. i was in school onetime and a friend hooked me up with some ritalin.... : ease_one
    • heh, I'm just imagining someone staying up for two days, murdering someone, and blaming it on insanity. ... : ZedAgent
    • 72 hours.. hardcore. I've done over 50... I didn't feel particularly insane, just really really really ... : Vantage
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  Yeah, so if you plan on robbing a bank, or killing someone, make sure you've been up for 48 hours (and a... : Vantage
  • Vantage... I likes da way your mind theenksh ;) *hic* *hiccup* : lurker
  • yeah what is the judge gonna do to you if you get caught? sentence you for 24 hours in a psychiatric ins... : fatbeaner
• dude, I've been up for 400+ and counting right now... <Didn't ne1 see the name? (sheesh)> : KcraCSmoka
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  i pulled a 36 hour span before i started doing shit that i didnt realize i was doing until like 20 seco... : tomservo
  • You mind is like "If he won't fucking sleep then I will!" : JT
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    yeah... 36 isn't so bad for me. I've done that on quite a few occasions. any more than that though, an... : Vantage
    • stop, you're scaring me! : ZedAgent
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      Very true Vantage, I promised myself 5 hours ago that I wasn't gonna sit in front of the puter all night... : KcraCSmoka
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        didnt i say 30 mins ago "bye, im going to bed "? : ease_one
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          Bien, voy a dormir (para seguro este vez). hablo con todos los hombres otra vez una cierta otra hora, us... : Vantage
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            I swear babelfish is just making this stuff up... it translates a few of the nouns, and then just pulls : Vantage
            • Just *believe* it Vantage, be like the rest of the good little automatons : KcraCSmoka
            • yeah but when random chatters ICQ me in spanish its great to fuck with them. :) : tomservo
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              hahaha. This is the from english to german back to english: I cannot speak funky and mine drop hamme : lurker
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                thats great where is dognose? /me passes out : ease_one
                • I'm here... fighting with amazon.com and this crashy-ass browser : dognose
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                for an even bigger laugh, do that several times, with different languages.. german, spanish and french w... : Vantage
                • I've done that before... several times :D : lurker
          • what does that say, as marcus allen said, babelfish = fux0r3d : ease_one
    • so in other words staying up for more than 36 hours is like playing counter-strike if you're an HPB righ : fatbeaner
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    That's cause after 26-34 hours you body "tries" to make you go to sleep and you end up starting these mi... : KcraCSmoka
    • heh... I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay past that "speed"bump and into the reallly fun parts... SqUeLcHiEs! : KcraCSmoka
• I'VE BEEN UP FOR MORE THEN 48 HOURS! I'M GOING TO KILL...zzZZZzzz...zzZZzzz... : JT

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• *COUGH*bullshit!*COUGH* : king_darius

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  didn't you say that already like hours ago? : klerck
  • yeah, thats what i just said, but then he snuck up and said it again! marcus allen reads our mi... : ease_one
  • Marcus Allen imitators and spoofers are abound. Sincerely, Marcus Allen CBS Sports : Marcus Allen

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• weird.... just the opposite for me. This is the third time in 2 days. : lurker

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• Hang on -- shackmessage me your email address : dognose

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• If Ignorance is bliss, then being a psychotic mass-murderer must be multi-orgasmic : KcraCSmoka

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• im not posting more than i used to, but other people are : ease_one
• ummm.. yeah... and your logic is backwards <doh> : KcraCSmoka
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  BAAM!!! : lurker
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    heh, finally someone exploited that very noticeable line in his post : ZedAgent
    • hell yeah. If I know the reference, I'll exploit ;) : lurker
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  You wanna talk about good? and stuff. : dra.
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    STOP IT RIGHT NOW WITH THE AND STUFF : klerck
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      he wont. its 'part of who he is' or some shit : tomservo
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        I've got a gun in a kitten's mouth, so if he doesn't stop it, I'm going to pull the trigger : klerck
        • see at 1st i thought he really believed it was part of who he is, and that it was funny or something. b... : ease_one

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  hmmmmm         looks like shit! : ease_one
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    It looks a lot better in game. : SlimJim
    • i wish that game wasnt so 'action hero' type and more leaning toward what the other 2 were going for (t... : tomservo

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  you want even walk a block from the bus to the store to get the vid, u must not want it that bad, hell i... : ease_one
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    you don't understand. The nearest place to get ON a bus is a block from the store. : -BiG_GunS-
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      cant you get a friend to give you a ride? or would your friends think you are retarded? : ease_one
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        the latter. : -BiG_GunS-
        • "Hidden Obsessions" a Biography on -BiG_GunS- as written from TomServo ;D : tomservo
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  sorry... would help if i didn't live in bumfuck, nowhere, shitholeUSA : KcraCSmoka
  • well, it's gotta be better than bumfuck, nowhere, shitholeUzbekistan. Trust me on this one. : Vantage
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  You VHS or DVD? : dognose
  • It doesn't matter, as long as I have it. I'd prefer DVD though. : -BiG_GunS-

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• That is evil. EVIL! : Vantage
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  I still like my http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=OQRSH&key=RCJKS : klerck
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    i dont even think that would be fun if a chick was holding the melon for me : ease_one
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      looks hot if you ask me : klerck
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        We didn't. spank you very much. : Vantage
        • yes you did! IN MY DREAMS : klerck
• diagram of my thought process upon clicking that link: "Oh damn, she isn't that bad. Damn, she's got : -BiG_GunS-
• hehehehHAHAHAHHA!!!!! : JT

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  Quizás, pero viejo dra está mismo adentro porqué es el tulipán odiado. : Vantage
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    El shack no tiene gusto al parecer de cualesquiera de estos caracteres especiales. eso aspira. babelf : Vantage
    • I'm the same way. : -BiG_GunS-
    • Just type out "y tilde" in parenthesis after each n. : dognose
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      Quizs, pero viejo dra est mismo adentro porqu es el tulipn odiado. entered it in babelfish for e... : fatbeaner
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        hehe.. strange stuff I tell you. : Vantage
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          Oops, I mean hehe, materia extrana le digo. or, in babelfishese - "hehe, strange matter I say to him.... : Vantage
          • damn you gotta talk like Yoda an shit for that Babelfish to work properly. : fatbeaner
• and stuff? ;~( : klerck

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  If that frowny face was a syllable, that would have been a decent haiku. : dognose
  • hahaha ;) : tomservo
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  d00d one time the doctor had to take out 2 ingrown toe nails from me. one from each big toe. he had to i... : fatbeaner
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    yeah i've already had 2... (both big toes) this time its the toe next to the big toe on my right foot ... : tomservo
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      Seriously, If you've got the balls, think out my method. It works perfectly fine and is free to boot : KcraCSmoka
      • what kind of sanitation measures you go thru for that method? could that be classified as minor surgery? : fatbeaner
      • As long as you use clean blade, only sanitation is to clean cuts if/where nail is grown down into skin..... : KcraCSmoka
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      hey not to rain on your already massacred parade, but how did that car payment thing go? you sell your b... : fatbeaner
      • well my dad has enough in savings to pay for it one more month and i have 3 possible jobs (that all lo... : tomservo
    • You've got to get it cut back real close to the back and then encourage (heh... seriously) not to grown ... : KcraCSmoka
    • You've got to get it cut back real close to the back and then encourage (heh... seriously) not to grown ... : KcraCSmoka
• Cheaper to fix it yourself... just pull the skin down the side of your toe and slowly cut down through t... : KcraCSmoka
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  My right big toe nail has been ingrown on both sides for over a year and a half now.. you'd think it'll ... : JT
  • s/to/so : JT
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    I wish I had an ingrown toenail. At least you have something to do. : dognose
    • here's something to do. Encode 'Our Lips Are Sealed' into DivX form and throw it on Ominous' : -BiG_GunS-
    • ingrown toenails are <sarcasm>fuuuuuuuun</sarcasm> : lurker
    • hahahaha home surgery = fun! : tomservo
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    goddamn fuck a year and a half? wow the one i currently have has been about 6 months now (the right si... : tomservo
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      if you get it checked again, ask about them being able to stop if from growing back in the corners. The... : lurker
      • yeah on my first two ingrowns they killed the root on the right and left side... its not too bad that w... : tomservo

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• earlier that is : ease_one

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  Yo tengo una nariz grande como un perro. : dognose
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    Violo perros. : -BiG_GunS-
    • No financio su numbskullery, jackanapes!! : Vantage
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    Madre de Dios!!! Yo . . . (aw fuck it... it's been sooooooo long since Spanish class in HS.... FYI I was... : KcraCSmoka
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      "Me verga estoy poco." : dognose
      • Eso es demasiado malo para mí es muy grande. : Vantage
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    Los gemelos de olsen serán estrellas del adulto en 4 años. : Vantage
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      The Olsen binoculars sern stars of the adult in 4 aos??? What in the fuck are you talking about? : -BiG_GunS-
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        Bien, éste ha sido diversión y toda, pero debo deber apagado acostar. El mi alto pagar, trabajo su : Vantage
        • After some hefty translation work...I sorta figured it out. :-) : -BiG_GunS-
      • Los armas grandes quisieran enganchar a relaciones sexuales con ambos gemelos de Olsen en el mismo tiemp : Vantage
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  fresco! solamente 2 horas se fueron hasta salir tiempo! : fatbeaner
  • Fresco indeed. Fresco indeed. : -BiG_GunS-
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    Dos horas? Dónde está usted que usted no puede irse por otras dos horas? : Vantage
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      It's because you are in Canada and the time's different there. : dognose
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        Es el oclock cuatro aquí. No puede ser más de 2 horas de diferente cualquier manera dondequiera en... : Vantage
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          Yeah, but isn't it like Friday there already? : dognose
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            Ningún tonto, es alce que yerra el día del amante., yo significa sábado (me olvido que usted lo : Vantage
            • damn shack parser... the first word is "Ningun" and "sbado" should ba "sabado" screw it, just use th... : Vantage
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          i werk the night shift. i could get a better paying job, but i dont do shit here AND the new job would r... : fatbeaner
          • night shift of what? : tomservo
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            Do you lurk the Daywalker chatter in Werd too? I do, but I am seldom compelled to post there. : dognose
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              i do database support/recovery. i rarely lurk werd, as my mornings consist of playing CS or dling mp3s a... : fatbeaner
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                at this hour im guessing its more of a baby sitting job? : tomservo
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                  yes =) but the places i look over can shit themselves anytime so it can get nasty. especially when the d... : fatbeaner
                  • haha thats how my job was :) boring as FUCK most of the time but if something went down (wireless AP'... : tomservo

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  It means you're typing too fast. : dognose
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    weird, i haven't been typing on it at all. It just went out all of a sudden. and stuff. : dra.
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      I'd try to figure it out for you but I hate ICQ and don't remember my assigned number. Does AIM work? ... : dognose
      • I got a Linksys Router... I don't use AIM. I used the generic tweaks from www.speed-guide.net and st... : dra.
    • Or, you could uninstall it, reboot, and reinstall. Or, the ICQ server is horked. : dognose
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  and stuff, and stuff, and stuff, and stuff, and stuff, and stuff, and stuff, and stuff, and stuff : ease_one
  • baaaaahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha omfg ahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahah : tomservo
  • hahahaha that owns : klerck
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    if I could jerk off to one piece of ascii art and one piece of ascii art alone.. it probably wouldn't be... : klerck
    • Well lurker was the mastermind behind that ascii art i got some good ones too, but they are too many... : ease_one
  • that's the second best ascii art I've ever seen : klerck
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    hehe. Hi there, Ease :) : lurker
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      : ) hi! : ease_one
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        I see you were able to use that bit of a simple ASCII art :) : lurker
        • Klerck said if he had to spank to any ascii art it would yours : ease_one