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Evening Reading

by Maarten Goldstein, Nov 20, 2000 6:00pm PST

Hide the women and children, Evening Reading is back in town and more dangerous than ever. Currently #1 on the FBI most wanted list, Evening Reading is a lean, mean, killing machine and only by reading its news stories you can stay alive.

- Want to own a piece of the moon? Hurry up, or everything will have been sold. Some guy is actually claiming to legally own the moon and other bodies in our solar system. He claimed ownership of the moon surface some 20 years ago, and since no country has ever responded, he's now selling it. Thanks 0verburn.
- And a shit story. I have no idea how or why someone even thought of this, but they can do fecal transfusion now to cure someone of his p00p problems. Thanks (I think) cot.
- No more Nazi stuff for the French. A judge in France has ordered Yahoo to block French people from certain parts of its websites where Nazi memorabilia is being sold. Might be Nazi stuff, it's still censorship. More sites will probably follow now since there are other countries who might have problems with certain content on whatever sites, like Germany with Scientology.
Also, some things about Windows you might not know. Ok you do. You should at least. Yes. Really. Uh huh. If you don't, everyone will point and laugh at you. To be honest you are a moron if you don't.


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    By: king_darius This person is cool! x
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    Greetings from Amazon.com.

    We thought you'd like to know that we shipped your items today,
    and that this completes your order.

    Thanks for shopping at Amazon.com, and we hope to see you again soon.

    The following items were included in this shipment:
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    Item Subtotal: $17.99
    Shipping & Handling: $2.98
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    Nov 21, 2000 6:00am PST
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    By: Gareth Bryne x
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    Lemme explain some simple economics to everyone here.....

    In 20 years, there will be 1 retiree for every 3 workers that contribute tax money.

    There is no IRON CLAD lock box... that is a joke.... the U.S. Supreme Court has already said that no such distinctions can be made.

    If you are under the age of 40, dont count on ANY money for retirement. It is simple economics. 3 workers to support 1 retiree NOT including the regular tax money the governmnet requires.

    There is NO social security fund! There is no bank that has money for social security. Social Security money comes from the taxed workers and goes to the retirees in the same year...... there is NO fund, or iron clad lock box.. and if there was... even in the wildest fantacies of Al Gore... it would be empty... and remain empty for ever.

    WAKE THE FUCK UP!

    If you are under 40, you will never see more than 10 cents on the dollar of ALL the social security tax money you paid.

    Its a fucking PONZI scheme.

    THERE IS NO IRON CLAD LOCK BOX. Unless Al Gore got a magic one at that buddist temple.
    Nov 21, 2000 3:42am PST

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