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Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Nov 17, 2000 6:00pm PST
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Evening Reading is currently in a patent infringement lawsuit with several key competitors over the rights to the word Evening. However, Evening Reading recently announced a 'favorable ruling' in the court case although no final decision has been made. Following the advice of legal counsel Evening Reading does not wish to comment further on the proceedings with the exception of this statement: "I fight for the people, I fight for democracy, and God willing I will win! FREEDOM!"

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