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Two Button Apple

by Steve Gibson, Oct 31, 2000 1:03pm PST

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Dec 31, 1969 4:00pm PST

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  Better than a bleeding heart liberal who wants to take away our firearms and ban any recreational use of... : jo-papa
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    that's about as funny as someone being "pro life" also being "pro death penalty" I'm actually consist... : freshview
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      actually, no. Pro Life and Pro Death Penalty aren't mutually exclusive. Pro life is a moral stance aga... : Vantage
      
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      errr... you win, or something. sorry, don't feel like arguing this right now : freshview
      
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      There is a moral difference between taking the life of an adult who has made conscious decisions and co... : johnny rotten
      
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      There's also a moral right to suck cock, but apparently not all womens can do that in some states : prower
      
      hehe, Utah : jo-papa
      
      Also a very good point. I see these women who use abortion as a form of birth control, and I think they'... : jo-papa
    - for the point you raised, I don't refer to myself as pro-life either. granted I don't support partial-bi... : jo-papa
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  you're obviously too lazy to do any research on your own. bush is governor of a state which imposes the ... : jvox
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      wroooong. opponents of the dealth penalty will bend over backwards to prove executed people innocent. if... : jvox
      
      and you couldn't be more right in that one. : jo-papa
  - actually (and not to oppose capital punishment at all. more just for the sake of nit-picking), I believe... : jo-papa

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Good for Macintosh.

*claps*

Nov 01, 2000 12:03am PST

Good for Macintosh. *claps* : dopeman

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Abortions for everyone some!

Oct 31, 2000 10:42pm PST

Abortions for everyone some! : George Bush Jr.

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whoi gives a phat fuck about apples, they suck on my thick and veiny cock anyways

Oct 31, 2000 5:30pm PST

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whoi gives a phat fuck about apples, they suck on my thick and veiny cock anyways : xoleras
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- When you put it that way, everyone knows you're a flaming jackass how right you are. : cot

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it's about time. welcome to to 90's apple.

Oct 31, 2000 4:40pm PST

it's about time. welcome to to 90's apple. : LugarChuk

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_ilf_ dopeman plutonium245 is POKEY THE PENGUIN^2.

Sincerely,

Marcus Allen
CBS Sports

Oct 31, 2000 3:26pm PST

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_ilf_ dopeman plutonium245 is POKEY THE PENGUIN^2. Sincerely, Marcus Allen CBS Sports : Marcus Allen
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  hi there again cot! : plutonium245
  - Invalid ASSUMPTION. : Cajun Man

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HELLO I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Oct 31, 2000 3:17pm PST

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HELLO I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING : plutonium245
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  - Pokey was around long before plutonium245 even had testicles. : prower
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- * E X P O S E D * : playerhater

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HEIRATE MICH MEANS I AM RELAXING IN GERMAN

Oct 31, 2000 3:20pm PST

HEIRATE MICH MEANS I AM RELAXING IN GERMAN : plutonium245

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GUN

Oct 31, 2000 3:19pm PST

GUN : quake 3 announcer

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  ... Sincerely, Marcus Allen CBS Sports : prower
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      #80, YES : POKEY THE PENGUIN
      
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      [GIVE ME THE WHISKEY!!! : POKEY THE PENGUIN^2
      
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      #87, YOU GET GUN : POKEY THE PENGUIN
      
      #89, PLEASE SPEAK DIRECTLY INTO MY JACKET POCKET! : POKEY THE PENGUIN^2
      
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      That's the current rumor anyway. Sincerely, Marcus Allen CBS Sports : Marcus Allen
      
      Hi cot!!! : plutonium245
      
      Ahh! Thanks for setting the record straight. I guess :o) : playerhater
      
      http://www.shugashack.com/funk.y?id=462335 ?????? Love, Al Gore : Al Gore
      
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      #113, TEE HEE!! : POKEY THE PENGUIN

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HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW A PIG FLY!

Oct 31, 2000 3:08pm PST

HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW A PIG FLY! : MarksmanX

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IT IS EDUCATION

Oct 31, 2000 3:08pm PST

IT IS EDUCATION : POKEY THE PENGUIN^2

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Is this the mouse that makes the Mac FUN?

Oct 31, 2000 3:00pm PST

Is this the mouse that makes the Mac FUN? : dognose

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http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2000/Oct00/Whistler1PR.asp

Oct 31, 2000 2:59pm PST

http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2000/Oct00/Whistler1PR.asp : ghost in my shell

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Whistler beta is out too!

Oct 31, 2000 2:55pm PST

Whistler beta is out too! : ghost in my shell

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FIRST POST

Oct 31, 2000 2:49pm PST

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- YOUR LIFE IS FORFEIT! -Tycho Brache : jo-papa

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HOORJ

Oct 31, 2000 2:48pm PST

HOORJ : POKEY THE PENGUIN^2

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HUZZAH!

Oct 31, 2000 2:46pm PST

HUZZAH! : johnny rotten

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Quake 3 is out for the DC... as freeware!

Oct 31, 2000 2:45pm PST

Quake 3 is out for the DC... as freeware! : ghost in my shell

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Well guys didnt you know that Macs were the first to have dual cpu capabilities?????

Lol, that crazy steve jobs and his whack creations...

Oct 31, 2000 2:45pm PST

Well guys didnt you know that Macs were the first to have dual cpu capabilities????? Lol, that crazy s... : Unleashed

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Did you know that Al Gore himself enjoys sports like shooting?

Oct 31, 2000 2:44pm PST

Did you know that Al Gore himself enjoys sports like shooting? : ZedAgent

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I've been using my USB Intellimouse ever since I got my G4 several months ago. I can right-click shit, scroll with the wheel, etc. I've never had a problem with it.

Native support would be nice tho I guess... Maybe then I could bind the wheel to weapon switch in Q3 and have it work. (Works fine in UT, *cough cough*) Nahhh..

Oct 31, 2000 2:43pm PST

I've been using my USB Intellimouse ever since I got my G4 several months ago. I can right-click shit, s... : Moebius

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Good day gentlemen

Oct 31, 2000 2:43pm PST

Good day gentlemen : Gladiator

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Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Oct 31, 2000 2:37pm PST

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- It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but is better for boy to park meat in girl. Love, Al Gore : Al Gore

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feh, I bring in my Intellimouse Optical USB to use on the G4s we're stuck with at school. doesn't support the exrtra buttons, but it sure feels alot better than the POS round mice.

Oct 31, 2000 2:36pm PST

feh, I bring in my Intellimouse Optical USB to use on the G4s we're stuck with at school. doesn't support... : jo-papa

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How will the Apple users cope with this great change you ask? They will bind both mouse buttons to do the same thing... the equivalent of a 1 button mouse with a crack in the middle.

--Valiance--
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Oct 31, 2000 2:33pm PST

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- Does affect it more than dual processors on a non-SMP OS? : plutonium245

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This is the single most revolutionary advancement in the history of Apple technology.

--Valiance--

Oct 31, 2000 2:31pm PST

This is the single most revolutionary advancement in the history of Apple technology. --Valiance-- : valiance

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whats the point in having a two button mouse when all the macs are used for photoshop/desgin stuff?

Oct 31, 2000 2:30pm PST

whats the point in having a two button mouse when all the macs are used for photoshop/desgin stuff? : illogical

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So how's OSX Beta, Steve?

Oct 31, 2000 2:28pm PST

So how's OSX Beta, Steve? : OSX>Win32

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Nobody order anything ever from www.axiontech.com

Ever.

Oct 31, 2000 1:53pm PST

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- are you going to tell us why? : klerck
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Behold! A cheap shot at Macintosh users!

To its devotees, the one-button mouse represents elegant simplicity. To detractors, Apple is the only computing platform among dozens still clinging stubbornly to an archaic tradition. [...] The upshot: "There's no specific date but they are adding it to Mac OS X," he said.

I guess 2 buttons has always been a bit complicated for Mac users.

Oct 31, 2000 2:23pm PST

Behold! A cheap shot at Macintosh users! To its devotees, the one-button mouse represents elegant simp : Boogieman

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cmon mac freaks, flood us with your "Sacreligious" comments.

Oct 31, 2000 2:18pm PST

cmon mac freaks, flood us with your "Sacreligious" comments. : snuff

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10 player max on shugashack CA is getting really old. Could you please make it 8 player max with 2 private clients or something? An idle timelimit (OSP is capable of it) would be very helpful also. In CA every player is important and when one gimp decides to go idle on the server...keeping a would-be active player off the server, it can be very frustrating for the team that is down a man.

Oct 31, 2000 1:32pm PST

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This is retarded...
MacOS 8.6 pretty much had support for 2 button mice and scroll wheel (My friend has one right now), and I know for a fact that so does MacOS 9. This is nothing terribly new. It's just before, you had to bind the 2nd mouse button as a "Control-Click" for the right click, and I bet OS X has it automatically set as that.

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Oct 31, 2000 2:09pm PST

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Steve,

What Realm is your lady friend playing on? As what?

Oct 31, 2000 1:11pm PST

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Steve enjoys macs? :(

Looks like i'll have to find another gaming news site :(

Oct 31, 2000 1:40pm PST

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... oh and as for an on topic(!) post...

8 years later and apple is finally 'getting it'. Wonder how long it'll be before theyadopt the mouse wheel. I couldnt live without the mouse wheel anymore....

Oct 31, 2000 1:37pm PST

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ha ha fuck u steve jobs, stupid insane man suck it down!

Oct 31, 2000 1:37pm PST

ha ha fuck u steve jobs, stupid insane man suck it down! : ease_one

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Soon the keyboards on Macs are going to be all one big button.

Love,
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Oct 31, 2000 1:28pm PST

Soon the keyboards on Macs are going to be all one big button. Love, Al Gore : Al Gore

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